Chrom and Ness were following the trail that Little Mac left, wanting to see if he could actually reach McDonald's. Suddenly, the fish stick obsessed swordsman and crying boy with PSI powers bumped into Silver The Hedgehog, who was covered in oil and pizza grease, with there being a pile of crashed F-ZERO vehicles nearby.
"The hell happened to you?" Chrom asked as he was shoving some fish sticks up his butt.
"I was following Little Mac." Silver stated as he brushed his quills back. "No doubt that he's craving something. But I don't know what."
"Mc... McDonald's..." Ness sobbed as he blew into his shirt, disgusting both Chrom and Silver. "He's probably gonna get all the Big Macs... and not let me have some..."
"Robin!" Male Robin exclaimed as he and Female Robin popped out of one of the F-ZERO vehicles.
"Will you cut that out!?" Silver exclaimed as he used his psychic power to chuck the Fire Emblem avatars high into the sky.
"Robout," Female Robin spoke as she and her male counterpart were unable to move.
"Right then, so how are we gonna beat Little Mac to the Donald's?" Chrom asked as he was pulling out more fish sticks out of his gloves.
"Well, I suggest we hijack a vehicle. That might be for the best," Silver stated as he lied on the race track, rolling around at the speed of sound as he spreaded grease on the road, causing several more F-ZERO vehicles to go over it and spin around as they crashed, with a certain pink one stopping as its driver popped out of it.
"You idiots! Can't you see we're trying to race!?" Samurai Goroh exclaimed as he slapped Silver, Chrom, and Ness with his katana, causing blood to get on the road and his clothing.
"Corrin!" Male Corrin stated as he and Female Corrin were in their dragon forms enjoying their corn.
"YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!" Samurai Goroh bellowed as he slashed their asses so much, he reverted them to their regular human states.
"Corrout..." Female Corrin whimpered in pain as she and her male version went blasting off again.
The trio of unlucky morons took this time to sneak away as they went back on their quest to find Little Mac.
Speaking of the McDonald's obsessed freak, Little Mac was on the road to Viridian City, or at least that is what he was singing as he reached the McDonald's, noticing Greninja was nearby, cutting up all the vines that were suddenly growing there. Greninja hated vines.
"Hey Gren, is there anyone inside that McDonals?" Little Mac asked as he pushed his pink hood back. "Because I'm craving for some Big Macs."
"That's all you fucking think about. It's all about you, huh?" Greninja stated as he cut the last of the vines sighing as he shook his head. "I'm going to go cut myself, because they're probably nerfing me. Again."
Little Mac blinked as he watched Greninja suddenly disappear into the shadows, shrugging as he went into the McDonald's, his happy look on his eager mcbeaver face disappearing as he noticed the huge line of people who wanted fast food junk, too.