Disclaimer: Nope Naruto is not mine. And he isn't Sasuke's either dammit you Kishimoto.

Warning: Well isn't is obvious, it is yoai i.e. boyxboy. Don't like don't read.

Chapter 3

Naruto was fuming. It was all that bastard's fault. If he hadn't called him an idiot, he wouldn't have punched him and he wouldn't be here. Okay maybe he had overreacted a bit but when he saw that bastard looking down at him, smirking, like he was some sort of an idiot, he just couldn't help it. The moment he saw that superior smirk, he wanted to wipe that stupid smirk off that bastard's face and so he did just that. He punched that bastard. He wasn't even feeling sorry. Nobody calls Uzumaki Naruto an idiot. Nobody. And so now, he was in the principal's office where the old hag was practically yelling at him. It was all that bastard's fault dammit. It was him who should be yelled at, not him. And so he glared at that bastard as hard as he could, hoping he would burn that bastard just from his glare. To his anger, the bastard was glaring right back at him. He felt himself getting even angrier than before, his eyes started to get teary from continuous glaring but he ignored the pain and continued glaring even venomously than before. No way was he going to back down from glaring and so he glared and glared and glared.

Tsunade looked at the boys glaring at each other completely ignoring her. She could feel a vein twitching on her forehead. She began to crack her knuckles, her hand twitching to beat the shit out of them. Taking a deep breath, she tried to calm herself. It wouldn't be good for her to beat her own students. She rubbed her temples and sighed. How she longed for her precious sake which she wouldn't be getting anywhere near until she dealt with them. She looked towards the glaring boys and could already feel a nasty headache coming. Why did she even agreed to become principal god dammit. She was fine by her own, gambling all day and night without a care in the world, laughing and drinking her beloved sake. But no, that pervert had to go and ruin that. She was so going to kill that pervert when she finds him but for the time being she had to deal with these two brats who were still glaring at each other completely oblivious of her. She sighed for the umpteenth time and decided it was better to sort this out as fast as possible.

"Naruto. Sasuke." She started calmly, trying hard not to just punch those boys with her superior strength. "You are to clean school's corridor every day from here on for a week." She finished hoping they would just disappear now but damn just her luck. No sooner had those words left her mouth, Naruto let out loud wail.

"But Baachaan it isn't even my fault. It is this damn bastard's fault. He is the one who started calling me idiot. "

"I don't care whose fault it is. You are to do what I say" Tsunade all but yelled at him practically silencing the now fuming blonde. Like hell she cared whose fault it was. She saw the Uchiha opening his mouth and practically eyed him daring him to say anything back. When none of them said anything, she hurriedly shooed they away and closed the door with a loud bang.

And so that was how Naruto ended up with cleaning duty all because of that old hag. Damn that old hag for giving him cleaning duty with that bastard. Damn that bastard for calling him an idiot. He silently fumed while glaring at the bastard who was all but ignoring him. He didn't even acknowledge the blonde was there. Tch bastard. Like hell he cared if that bastard wanted to ignore him. He will ignore him too. He thought stubbornly. And so he decided to better finish this cleaning duty as fast as possible. He could see that the bastard had already started cleaning from one end of the corridor. And so he went to get the cleaning broom and bucket from closet. He tapped his feet impatiently waiting for bucket to be filled with water and returned to the corridor with a broom and a bucket full of water. He dipped his broom in bucket and began cleaning from the opposite end of that bastard. He started swiping his broom across the floor, cleaning it.

After what felt almost like half an hour, he began to get bored. It was so boring to clean the floor doing same task repeatedly and Naruto hated monotonous work. The bastard had already cleaned the other end of the corridor up to the middle and was nowhere to be seen. Suddenly an idea popped in his head. He grinned maniacally and started sliding from one end to another while laughing hysterically all the while cleaning the floor. He continued his hysteric cleaning until the whole corridor was almost completely cleaned,only one last place was remaining. He resumed his sliding from here to there when suddenly he saw that bastard coming out of nowhere, straight ahead of him. He panicked, his legs trying their best to stop himself. He yelled as high as he could while sliding towards that bastard but the bastard didn't even noticed him. Suddenly he didn't find this enjoyable at all. He panicked and again tried to stop his motion but to no avail. It was not stopping anytime soon. Dammit.

"Get out of the way". He yelled again as much as he could, the bastard finally turned his head but was too late. He came colliding with the brunette and closed his eyes anticipating hard floor. He waited and waited but it never came. Confused and dazed, he finally opened his eyes and looked around only to see him lying on top of that bastard. His face heated up when he realized his situation and tried frantically to stand up only to realize being pulled towards that bastard. He raised his head in confusion to see his locket was twisted around that bastard's shirt button and was stuck there. He could already feel his face heating up from such close proximity. He hurriedly started to pull his locket out from the button but to no avail. He again tried the untwisting locket, but apparently being close with that bastard was making his head light and he fumbled. He shook his head trying to focus the problem at hand, but it was making it all more difficult. He could feel the bastard's warm erratic breathing, his minty scent feeding his senses, their warm bodies pressed together, his… damn Naruto what the hell are you thinking. He screamed inside his mind, pulling his hair out. Focus dammit. Focus. This is the bastard you are talking about dammit. He was pulled out of his dilemma when he heard the bastard say something.

"Tch. You idiot". The bastard scowled from below him, pushed his hand away, placed hand on his locket and try to free it. All the while the bastard was busy trying to free his locket, Naruto couldn't help but notice his ebony eyes. He remembered the first time he had met that bastard, rain falling, he looked so beautiful. But then he had to go and call Naruto an idiot. He scowled on remembering it, anger swelling inside him again. He shook his head trying to brush that thought aside, calming him, only to see an amused smirk on that bastard's face, his locket freed long ago. He froze up there, like a deer caught in headlights, unable to move. His face again started to heat up with millions of thoughts screaming inside his mind. Dammit that bastard saw me staring him. What the fuck I'm gonna do now? What? He screamed pulling his hair out in process mentally. His mental screaming stopped when he felt himself suddenly being pushed away. As soon as it happened, he jumped off from him in a second, all the while his face heating up like he was some kind of heater. He could feel his heart beating erratically, his face turning a red color that would put a tomato to shame. Dammit why the hell was he blushing. Stop you damn blush. Stop. He yelled at his mind and tried his best to hide his blushing face, took deep breaths and was glad to feel some of the heat leaving his face. That bastard was probably laughing at him. He didn't dare to look at him and was looking anywhere but brunette's eyes, now finding one particular spot at floor very interesting. He could feel the bastard standing up and decided to stand up himself thinking to at least apologize to him seeing how it was his fault. He finally looked up at the bastard and immediately all his previous thoughts of apologizing vanished in thin air. The fucking bastard was looking, with an amused expression on his face, at him with his oh so damn fucking superior smirk, his arms crossed, his eyebrows raised. Oh how he hated that smirk. To hell with that apologize. It was his own fault for coming out of nowhere anyway. He thought while glaring daggers at the bastard. The bastard in question was still smirking at him, his face amused. He could feel his anger again getting better of him, his hands twitching to wipe that superior smirk from that bastard's face. He opened his mouth to yell at the bastard when-

"Tch. And I thought you couldn't be more idiotic." The bastard said in an amused tone and with that, suddenly turned and walked out of there. Oh god how much he wanted to strangle that bastard to the point when he would say 'Oh great Uzumaki-sama, I am sorry. Please, forgive me. 'He slightly snickered at that thought, now his anger somewhat leaving him. He turned his head down to look at the mess he had made from his not-so shameful falling, his face quickly heating up from remembering it. He shivered at that memory and quickly locked it away in the depths of his mind never to be remembered again. He looked down, sighed and began cleaning the mess he had made.

The sun had already set far away when he had finally finished cleaning. He checked his watch and noticed it was past 6. He grabbed his bag, popped his earphone inside his ear, played some music and walked silently toward his house. Once he reached there, he threw his bag randomly on the bed and went straight to kitchen to get some food. He lived alone so he didn't like to cook food much, eating only ramen day and night. He took out packed ramen from cabinet, poured some hot water in it, waited for it to cook and when it cooked, he began eating. He cleaned the table, changed to his pajamas and flopped onto his bed.

He mused back to his day, remembering how he went from teasing that bastard to punching him. He had only wanted to annoy the bastard slightly for calling him idiot that day. It wasn't his fault that that guy was a bastard, a complete jerk and would try to punch him. He scowled at that thought. To hell with that bastard. He will complete this detention without even glancing towards that bastard. Yeah he will do that. Yep, definitely, no matter how much that bastard's face was pretty. He thought while falling into deep much needed sleep.

Naruto woke up next day, feeling lethargic. He walked out of his bed groggily and lazily headed to do his morning routine. After what felt like half an hour, he returned to his bedroom, threw some faded blue jeans and black vest on him, tried to tame his hair unsuccessfully and checked his reflection on mirror. He smiled, satisfied, headed to kitchen to grab his go-to ramen, ate it in a flash and then walked out of his door. The sun was already up and warm. He basked in his heat, letting its rays warm him up. He grinned, energy renewed inside him, feeling it was going to be a good day when suddenly he remembered his detention with that bastard. He grimaced at that thought and started to walk slowly towards his school hoping the day would go better without having to deal with that bastard. But little did he know how wrong he was to think of that.

He walked inside his first class, immediately to be greeted by his best friend, Kiba.

Kiba lunged his arm at him in a friendly manner and grinned at him.

"Dude. I heard you got into fight with the ice-prince." Kiba asked cheerfully.

"Don't make me even remember it." Naruto grimaced at that thought.

"That bad huh?"

"It was hell. That bastard called me an idiot and I punched him. You should have seen his face when I punched him."

Kiba snickered in response. "Damn. I missed it." Kiba said while both walking up to their seats.

"You guys are too loud" Naruto heard Shikamaru complaining while raising his head from his sleep.

"Dude. Naruto punched that Uchiha bastard. How funny is that?" Kiba said laughing, his eyes sparkling with tears now. Shikamaru lazily raised his eyebrows, now amused, shook his head and joined in their laugh. Naruto too laughed with them forgetting for a moment his dreadful soon-to-be time with the Uchiha.

Soon school was over and it was the time that Naruto dreaded to never come. Kiba and Shikamaru had bid him a goodbye with a good luck before leaving. Now he was all alone waiting for last of students to leave school before he started his duty. He mused back at yesterday, his encounter with that bastard, his falling, their close body...he immediately shut his thoughts away. Damn. What the hell was he thinking? He isn't attracted to that jerk of a person. No way in hell. Granted, he had first thought of him to be beautiful but that's just it. Whatever was there vanished when he heard that bastard calling him idiot. He hated that bastard for that. Yes. He hated him. He assured himself and locked that thought away far back in his mind never to be opened again. His train of thoughts was interrupted when he heard footsteps coming from behind him. He turned his head to see that bastard stomping towards him, his face contoured in angry frown and his body radiating death to everyone who even dared to speak to him. It was going to be a long evening. Naruto mused dreadfully.

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