Dark Emperor: Vader come here i want to see you.
Darth Vader: Give me a minute Dark Emperor.
Dark Emperor: No i need you this very minute.
Darth Vader: but i am not fully dressed
Dark Emperor: that is just the way i want you.
Darth Vader: YOU PERVERT WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!
Dark Emperor: come out here and show the Emperor your fabulous body.
Darth Vader: if you don't stop talking the i will make you regret your life decisions.
Dark Emperor: come and give lord Palpatine a kiss.
(vader finishes dressing)
Darth Vader: Y-Y-Y-YOU PERVERT.
(Vader raises hand and slaps the dark emperor)
Dark Emperor: hit me harder Vader that makes me feel very good.
Darth Vader: I WISH YOU JUST LET ME DIE!
-End of chapter-