One Day Later
Diancie was reading a novel called The Next Day. Karli came in and was really excited.
Karli: Diancie! Diancie! Quit reading that book and GET HYPED!
Diancie: For what?
Karli: 2019! We're gonna go to Kanto! Kanto is where I, Karli O'Donnell, am from. Is from? I, Karli O'Donnell, am from Kanto. Yeah, it's "am from." Anyway, like I was saying, KANTO!
Karli started shaking Diancie's chair back and forth.
Diancie: Touching my chair is close enough to touching me.
Karli: Sorry.
Diancie: Pronounce it right.
Karli: Soar-rye. Now are you looking forward to 2019 or what?
Diancie: I would never leave Kalos and go live in Kanto, especially not if Celebi isn't coming with me!
Karli: I'm sure Anthony will think…
Diancie: I wanna talk about what happened to Celebi yesterday.
Karli: But I…
Diancie: She got her body switched with…
Another person came into the room.
?: My name is Martin Malloy.
Karli: Ooh.
Martin Malloy: I'm a lawyer.
Karli: A lawyer? Yeah!
Martin Malloy: You're happy to see me? That has not happened once in my entire career.
Karli: Well, when you're a Capcom fan like me, lawyers suddenly become a lot more likeable.
Diancie: Why are you here?
Martin Malloy: Your upcoming time spent in Kanto is too similar to a show that premiered in 2013.
Diancie: How?
Martin Malloy: Both are about two side characters living together. In both, one of the characters is tough and often angry, and the other is an idiot.
Karli: Hey!
Diancie: What's your point?
Martin Malloy: It must be cancelled. It is just too similar. Sam & Cat, Diancie and Karli. Obviously that's confusing.
Karli: But that whole "living together" thing isn't even gonna be what it's about anymore. That was just the original idea.
Diancie beat up Martin Malloy and then threw him out of the room.
Karli: But you just said you didn't care about going to Kanto.
Diancie: I don't. But what that guy was saying was so stupid, I just had to beat him up. Now make me some toast!
Karli: I'll get my book.
At a certain restaurant
Karli's mom: Okay, wait a minute. You're saying a lawyer just showed up yesterday?
Diancie: Yeah.
Karli: And he said my upcoming 2019 journey in Kanto has to get cancelled. But it doesn't.
Karli's mom: Then why did he say it did?
Karli: Because there used to be an awesome sitcom on Nick called Sam & Cat. So, since we now have an issue, we must do something about it that will take approximately half an hour and have several funny moments.
Diancie: No we don't! That stupid human can't just decide what we're allowed to do.
Karli's mom: Say, who wants to hear about the time I cancelled my subscription to Decision Magazine?
Diancie: Nobody!
Karli: Not I.
Suddenly, Tandy the red robot appeared.
Tandy: Hello! Are you enjoying your foods?
Karli: Yes, thank you. Except, he didn't get his curly fries.
Karli pointed at a pair of dice that were on the table.
Tandy: Oh-no! I'm sorry. I forgot.
Tandy left.
Karli: While he gets the curly fries, what do you say we watch Sam & Cat on this laptop. We can do so thanks to Nick's website.
Everyone watched a Sam & Cat scene on Nick's website.
Narrator: Hey kids, it's time for the wet and wacky world of Salmon Cat. Today's episode is about SHARING.
Sam: Ugh!...This is…..torture!
Diancie: What she said.
Karli: I like it.
Salmon Cat: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. I got a whole bag of candy!
Octopiggy: Oink, oink, oink.
Salmon Cat: Hi there, Octopiggy.
Octopiggy: Can I have some candy?
Salmon Cat: No!
Octopiggy: But I was hoping you would SHARE some of your candy with me.
Diancie and Sam at the same time: Okay, I can't watch any more of this trash.
Diancie: That show is nothing like either of us.
Karli: Actually Diancie, most of what you saw…
Diancie: It had an octopus in it. Whatshername would be offended by it!
Karli: Like I said, I like it.
Tandy: Here are your curly fries.
Tandy put the plate of curly fries on the table in front of the dice.
Tandy: You know, for a human, you are incredibly small and oddly cubed shape. You also appear to be in 2 pieces.
Karli: *gasp* There is no need to point out the fact that his appearance is different than that of most humans. Why you got to be so...lumpatious?!
Tandy: Eventually all humans will die, and robots will rule the Earth!
Diancie: That would be Pokémon, actually.
Tandy: Oh, yes. Naturally, Pokémon will die as well.
Diancie: I meant Pokémon will RULE THE EARTH, like we should be doing already!
Tandy: But it is robots who should rule the earth.
Diancie: NO, it's not! It's Pokémon!
Karli: You're gonna have to fight him now.
Diancie ignored Karli's comment because she wanted to fight him anyway. Diancie punched Tandy's head off and then he fell forward.
?: And now I challenge the misanthrope to a battle!
The guy who said that was the spear fisherman!
Diancie (sarcastic): Yeah, 'cause you look like someone who stands a chance against me.
Spear Fisherman: Just you wait. I'm a spear fisherman! I'm going to attack you using this here spear gun.
Diancie: Saying you're gonna do something doesn't mean you can.
Their battle began.
Karli's mom: This is getting too crazy for me. I'm leaving. Besides, I have to get to the airport.
Karli: Oh, where ya' goin'?
Karli's mom: Well, let's just say it involves baked cookies, painting fingers, and a funk rock band formed in 1983.
Karli's mom left.
Karli: ….What cookies aren't baked?
Diancie stuck her tongue down the spear fisherman's ear.
Spear Fisherman: I'm a spear fisherman!