Anthony: EVIL TWIN!
Lisa: *deep breath* Anthony, you really shouldn't jump to a…
Anthony: I gotta go!
Anthony ran to the Loud house in the Y Universe and up to Luan's room.
Anthony: Just as I knew!
Luan was laying in bed because she was sick.
Anthony: Your evil twin knocked down a bunch of buildings in Lumiose City.
Sorry about all the times I said Luan's evil twin was really her. I shouldn't have lied because lying is wrong. But if I hadn't, it would've given away the twist.
Luan: What are you talking about?
Anthony: This sickness you've got here? It ain't a cold or a fever or anything like that. You wanna know what it is?
Luan: Not if you're the one who's gonna tell me.
Anthony: It is a Twinfection!
Luan: I just said I didn't want you to…
Anthony: I'll be right back.
Anthony left the room and came back with various items. He started mixing a dirty sock in a pitcher full of water. Then he poured some of it in a glass.
Anthony: Oh! Oof! Aw yeah. Oh gross. Liquid filth! Drinking this, in accompaniment with doing a few other things, will make your Twinfection go away.
Luan: I am NOT drinking that!
Anthony: If doing this stuff doesn't make you feel better, I will give you 100 million Poké Dollars.
Luan sat up enthusiastically.
Anthony: Drink the dirty sock water!
Luan took a drink and it was disgusting.
Anthony: Good, now rub the Magikarp against your face.
Luan held up a rubber Magikarp and rubbed it against her face.
Anthony: All over, both cheeks.
Luan: But, jeez, it's smelly.
Anthony: Now blow the horn.
Luan: Okay.
Luan blew a horn and then continued following Anthony's instructions.
Anthony: Good! Back to one! Dirty sock water! - Dirty sock water! – 'Karp to face! - 'Karp to face. Blow the horn! - Blow the horn. Good good good, faster! - Dirty sock water! - Sock water. 'Karp to face! - 'Karp to face. Say hi to my twin sister, Melanie.
Luan: ….What?
Anthony: I don't really have a twin. That's just a part of this.
Luan: …Uh…okay? Hi, Melanie?
Anthony: Say it like you mean it!
Luan: Hi, Melanie.
Anthony: Blow the horn.
Luan: Horn!
Luan blew the horn and then didn't feel sick anymore.
Luan: Oh my Arceus! It actually worked! I feel like I was never sick in the first place.
Anthony: Which should mean…
Luan's evil twin melted and turned into a chocolate bar. Luan S. picked up the chocolate bar AND THEN SHE ATE IT!
Luan L.: Which should mean what?
Anthony: …We should go downstairs.
Luan: Can't say no to that!
Anthony and Luan went downSTAIRS.
Luan: So how did you know doing that stuff would make me feel better? And where is everybody?
Anthony: They're trapped under a net in a Lumiose City café.
Luan: What?!
Luan punched Anthony in the face.
Luan: What in the name of Joey Gladstone is wrong with you?! What kind of person knows someone's family is in trouble and doesn't…Oh, I don't have time to yell at you right now! I've gotta go save my family!
Luan ran out of the house.
Anthony: I tricked Cat! I tricked Cat! I tricked Cat 'cause I'm so smart!
Myron and Byron (the twins who appeared in the Sam & Cat episode #Twinfection) got up from behind the couch and danced while Anthony sang.
Prism Tower
Dedenne put two glasses of CHOCOLATE MILK on the table.
Eureka: Now drink your CHOCOLATE MILK and tell us about Luan!
Goomer lifted up his glasses of CHOCOLATE MILK.
Goomer: Okay. Well, you see…
Goomer threw the CHOCOLATE MILK in Eureka and Dedenne's faces.
Goomer: We gotta get out of here!
Goomer picked up Dice and ran out of Prism Tower.
Espurr's hideout
Luan helped her family get out of the net. Anthony went over to Espurr.
Anthony: Are you okay?
Espurr: You shouldn't want me to be okay! I'm a bad guy!
Luan: Who did this?
Luan's family were surprised she asked that.
Lincoln: You did.
Luan: I did? What are you talking about?
Anthony: It wasn't her, it was her evil twin.
Most of the Louds gave Anthony a look.
Anthony: *groan* When a person gets bitten by a twin, that person gets a Twinfection and they get their own evil twin.
Most of the Louds (sarcastically): Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Anthony: I'm serious.
Lola: Seriously out of your mind.
Anthony: No, a person will always get an evil twin shortly after being bitten by a twin. FACT!
Leni: You guys are so full of pudding. If Anthony said it, it must be true!
Lincoln: Aw, Leni. Sweet, innocent Leni. This so called "Twinfection" thing Anthony is trying to convince us of is nothing but complete nonsense.
Luan: Even if it wasn't, I wasn't bitten by a twin any time recently. Unless Lana or Lola bit me while I was sleeping last night…
Lola and Lana: We didn't.
Luan: Then the only one who bit me was Emolga.
Anthony: Did you kiss anybody yesterday? That's the same as a bite.
Luan: No.
Anthony: Then I guess Emolga has a twin that nobody ever knew about.
Lana: But Pokémon can't be twins.
Anthony: Are you sure?
Lana: Yeah. They individually hatch from eggs one at a time.
Anthony: Well then I'll deal with this and its explanation some other day. Father's Day to be specific.
Lincoln: Or you were just wrong about the "Twinfection" thing.
Anthony: I was not wrong.
Most of the Louds said various "We don't agree with you" things.
Anthony: Come on, Loudsers! This is a universe where Glaceon Woman and Esbreon Woman exist. Why can't Twinfections, time travel, cartoon characters, the Animalizer from The Thundermans, and all the other stuff I've said is real that you've said isn't, exist too?
Anthony (whispering to Luan): Need I remind you how Glaceon Woman and Esbreon Woman got their powers?
Anthony: Just something to consider.
Anthony left.
Lincoln: How much longer before we can declare Anthony the most insane person in the world?
All of the Louds except Luan left. Luan thought about what Anthony had whispered to her. She lifted up her hand and pointed it at Espurr. Then she…