If Sirius and James weren't sitting with me when the Sorting was on, I'd been asleep for 100 years.

"James, how was your summer?"

"It was good thanks Purple"

"Bubs, are you serious?"

"Yes I am Sirius"

"That's not what I meant Bubs"

"Anyway Purple, what's new with you?"

"I broke my bedroom window while dancing to Abba"

"How did you break your window Libs?"

"Accidental magic James"

"But I thought we couldn't do magic outside of Hogwarts?"

"Yes Peter, technically we're not allowed to practice magic outside of Hogwarts, but I didn't practice magic when I broke my window, it was a mere accident that I used magic"