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Cas: Dean, I've just finished reading my book
Dean: thats nice Cas
Cas: What do I do now?
Dean: somethin else
Cas: What do you mean "something else"?
Dean: Dunno, watch TV, clean the house, make me pie, stuff like that
Cas: BUT MY BOOK, IT IS OVER
Dean: Cas, calm down, just read another book
Cas: READ ANOTHER BOOK?
Cas: YOU THINK IT IS THAT EASY?
Cas: THAT IS LIKE HAVING YOUR CHILD DIE
Cas: AND SAYING "OH IT IS NOTHING OF IMPORT JUST HAVE ANOTHER BABY!"
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Castiel: Sam, my mobile device seems to be malfunctioning
Sam Winchester: What do you mean Cas? Everything okay?
Castiel: I attempt to write one thing, and it says another
Sam Winchester: Okay, what are you trying to type?
Castiel: I am trying to say the word those fluffy winged dickheads
Castiel: Those fluffy winged dickheads
Castiel: I am not typing that. I am typing those fluffy winged dickheads
Castiel: S
Castiel: This is infuriating
Sam Winchester: Um, I think you will have to take that up with Dean, looks like
he messed with your autocorrect...
Castiel: I do not even know where That Sexy Beast is located at the time being
Castiel: That Sexy Beast
Sam Winchester: ….?
Castiel: D E A N, please help Sam
Sam Winchester: Sure, just let me... let me regain the ability to breathe.
Castiel: In the words of That Sexy Beast, duck you Sam
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Sammy: I have this great game. It's like russian roulette but with your beer
Dean: What did you do to my beer?
Sammy: Convinced a priest to bless a few, added salt to others.
And you don't know which ones.
Dean: I have a better game, it's called how many stabs to get to the center of Sammy
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Dean: yeah well, I am pretty awesome
Dean: IM BATMAN
Cas: Yes Dean, you are much like the batman
Dean: Ooh Cas tell me more
Cas: Your parents are dead
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Dean: Did it hurt?
Cas: No
Dean: U don't even know what I was talking about!
Cas: I assume you were referring to when I accidentally walked into a glass door
Dean: Hahaahha
Dean: No but that was funny shit
Cas: It's been a month Dean. Are you seriously going to remind me of that on a daily basis?
Dean: YES
Dean: But that wasn't what I was going to ask you
Dean: Let's try this again
Dean: Did it hurt?
Cas: Did what hurt?
Dean: When you fell from heaven?
Dean: Cas?
Dean: Castiel?
Dean: You there?
Cas: YES, YES I AM
Cas: AND YES IT DID HURT
Cas: The nerve on you Dean Winchester
Cas: MIGHT I REMIND YOU ABOUT WHY I FELL FROM HEAVEN
Cas: AND FOR WHOM
Cas: You should be ashamed of yourself
Dean: HAHHAAHA
Dean: I want to be sorry, but im not
Cas: How nice of you to seek humor from my pain
Dean: Its a pick up line Cas, your supposed to laugh and feel good
Cas: I don't understand your choices in life Dean
Cas: But I do have a follow up question
Cas: Did it hurt?
Dean: Cas, you cant use that same line on me
Cas: So I assume that it did hurt?
Dean: Did what hurt?
Cas: When you escaped the bowels of hell and clawed your way up to earth
Dean: SCREW YOU CAS
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