Texts Between Team Free Will

by CastielWinchester101

What do Cas, Dean and Sam do in their free time? Why they text each other of course! This is a collection of all the lovely texts they send back and forth! *Now with other characters like Crowley, Bobby, Gabriel, and even Balthazar!**Keep in mind that quite a few (not all) of these texts are pairings, however there is a little something for everyone!*

3. Chapter 3

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Dean: Hey there buddy! Whats up?

Cas: ….Dean? Something odd happened..

Dean: Odd? Whats going on feathers?

Cas: Every time you message me a sound goes off... it sounds like a

woman moaning, did you touch my cellular device?

Dean: Maaaaybe!

Cas: Please stop messaging me Dean. I am in the store. People are looking

Dean: Looking at what?

Dean: You?

Dean: That's rude of them

Cas: Stop it, Dean Winchester. This is not the appropriate place for moaning!

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Dean: Knock Knock

Cas: Oh, this is another one of those jokes

Cas: Okay Dean, who's there?

Dean: Pizza

Cas: I dont understand

Dean: just say "pizza who"

Cas: But its just pizza, it is an object, not a physical being, it can not knock

Dean: Fine, lets try another one

Dean: Knock Knock

Cas: Who's there?

Dean: Sammy

Cas: Pizza who! :)

Dean: ….

Dean: Cas

Dean: You were supposed to say "Sammy who?"

Cas: But you said to say "pizza who"

Cas: Dean?

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Dean: Cas, were are you?

Cas: I'm in the closet

Dean: Cas, what are you doing in the closet?

Cas: I am looking for Narnia

Dean: That's not a real place Cas

Cas: Yes it is Dean

Cas: You, of all people, know it is

Dean: What? How would I know?

Cas: Sam said

Dean: THE HELL DID THAT BITCH SAY

Cas: He said that you were so far in the closet , that you reached Narnia

Dean: IM GONNA KILL HIM

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Dean: Cas? Where are you man?

Dean: Cas?

Dean: Cas, you need to press the letters on the screen to reply..

Dean: Cas?

Dean: God dammit Cas

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Dean: Sam

Dean: I am going to kill you

Sammy: Yeah? Then come get me

Dean: ... after I kill you, im going to dance on your grave

Sammy: uh huh, so which of my hidden demon traps are you stuck in?

Dean: …..

Dean: the uh, one you put under Cas's bed

Sammy: I FUCKING KNEW IT

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Cas: Go ahead Dean, ask me anything.

Dean: Then stop interrupting me

Cas: I am sorry Dean, ask your question

Dean: Cas, would you like to go out with me?

Cas: But Dean... I am already outside

Cas: Would you like to step outside the house and join me?

Cas: Or would you like me to step inside the house and join you in stepping outside the house?

Cas: We would be going out together

Dean: FORGET IT CAS

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