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Cas: Dean, what is this?
Dean: Its called texting Cas, weve been over this
Cas: But Dean, would it not be easier to talk face to face?
Dean: Cas... Shut up...
Cas: But Dean
Dean: …..shush
Cas: Dean
Dean: …...
Cas:
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Dean: I think I need a little time away from the bunker, you coming with?
Cas: I wouldn't be opposed, where should I meet you and Sam?
Dean: Sammy's not coming with, cut my hand this morning and he got this look in his eye..
Dean: Im worried hes gonna take a straw and drink me like a juice box...
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Cas: Dean, I am confused
Dean: What else is new, What now Cas?
Cas: On the facebook page. There are little hands everywhere, what do they mean?
Dean: Did Sam make you a facebook? You click on the hand if you want to like a comment
Cas: I see, I have clicked the little hand. I suppose that means I have liked the comment
Dean: Good for you
Cas: Like.
Dean: You dont have to like my comments
Cas: Like.
Dean: Stop that.
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Cas: Dean, can you tell me a joke?
Dean: Why bother?
Dean: You won't get it
Cas: Yes I will, I'm more experienced now.
Cas: I'll understand any reference
Cas: Test me
Dean: No Thanks Cas
Cas: Please Dean?
Cas: Dean, Please
Dean: No
Cas: I'll be more cooperative this time?
Dean: I said no Cas
Cas: Please Dean?
Cas: Pleeeeaaassseeee
Cas: Dean... Please
Dean: Alright, Alright fine
Cas: Thank you Dean
Cas: Give me a moment, I must ready myself
Cas: Alright, go
Dean: Two guys walk into a bar
Cas: Yes, and ?
Dean: Knock Knock
Cas: Who's there?
Cas: Dean, Who is knocking?
Cas: Tell Me
Cas: Dean? Was that you knocking?
Cas: Dean?
Cas: I don't get the joke
Cas: Am I supposed to laugh now?
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Dean: Hey cutie
Cas: Dean?
Dean: I meant cutie
Cas: What?
Dean: Son of a bitch, I mean CUTIE
Cas: Dean, what is going on?
Dean: idk cutie , I mean to say cutie
Cas: Dean, what does idk mean?
Dean: C A S
Dean: NOT CUTIE
Dean: your not cute
Cas: Well neither are you then.
Dean: Dammit cutie, I look better then you
Cas: But Dean, you just called me a "cutie".
Cas: multiple times, might I add
Dean: I'm going to ask Taller Than You whats wrong with my phone
Cas: Taller Than You?
Dean: I meant Taller Than You
Dean: Dammit, I men Y
Dean: IM GOING TO CUT YOUR HAIR, TALLER THAN YOU
Cas: That would be cruel of you Dean, he loves his hair
Dean: Shut up cutie
Cas: Well, I suggest you go find I Have Better Hair Than You to ask him about your phone
Cas: …
Cas: It seems I Have Better Hair Than You messed with both our phones
Dean: You hold Taller Than You down, ill cut the hair
Cas: Got it
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?: Okay, tell me everything you want me to do to you tonight
Dean: You can pick me up a burger from Five Guys and a large fry
?: Dean?
Dean: Yep, loverboy
Cas: Oh, I met a girl named Dana, I must have accidentally texted the wrong number
Dean: Cool story, but seriously, get me that burger
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Cas: Dean I have found a site named "Tumbler"
Dean: You mean tumblr? Cas stay away from there, it will rot your brain out
Cas: I entered my name in the search bar, people on here seem to have trouble spelling it
Cas: They seem to refer to me as "Destiel"
Dean: Cas, get off of there right this instance!
Cas: There are several images on here
Dean: Cas, I swear to god! Get off of there!
Cas: I clicked on the pictures, they enlarged..
Cas: …..
Cas: I am never getting off of the Tumbler, Dean Winchester
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