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Cas: Dean
Dean: Yeah Cas? What's up?
Cas: I am watching a movie
Dean: Yeah? And what movie would that be?
Cas: I am watching it because it's called "Angels In The Outfield"
Dean: Ah okay, Why are you texting me about it?
Cas: It was about a boy losing his father if the baseball team didn't win... He lost
him regardless. It reminded me of God... even though we prevented the apocalypse
we didn't receive him.
Dean: Ah, Gotcha... I'm sorry Cas... I.. I mean, I know he ment and well still... means
a lot to you. But hey, why dont you stop reminding yourself of the bad times and
we go get some pie and a beer, huh? Sammy forgot it again so i'm gonna head
down to the diner in town.
Cas: ok Dean. I think you should go by your self, I …. need some time alone
Dean: Alright, if you need anything, just text me
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Dean: Hey Cas, would you mind poofing me over a burger and some fries?
Cas: Dean, I am not a fast-food service
Dean: And I care why? Are you gonna get me that burger or not?
Cas: I don't even know the bushes from what place you would like me to get them
Dean: What? Bushes? Cas, I said burger. Why would I want a bush?
I'm not a freaking gardener
Cas: I know you don't want a bush Dean, you asked me for a bushes. But I don't know
where to get it from
Dean: …...
Dean: Cas... Burger
Dean: If your really that into getting a bush go to, idk Menards or something
they have bushes right?
Cas: Dean, I am in a cabin in Russia
Dean: Russia? Why the hell are you there?
Cas: How many Menards do I have to ask for a bush?
Cas: Where do I find these Menards?
Dean: How the hell should I know where there's a Menards in Russia?
Cas: Dean, why do you need a Bush and food?
Dean: Cas, I don't want a freaking bush!
Cas: I am in India now, they have what is called an Indian Burger
would you like that?
Dean: NO, Sam made me eat one of those once, I puked for days.
Five guys, Cas, thats what I want
Cas: okay then, I will ask five guys if they want you to eat.. wait did you
jut say you want five guys to eat?
Dean: No Cas, I dont want five raymond guys . Five guys is the name of a fast food place
Cas: Wait, so you want me to find you five guys named raymond to make you five guy burgers?
Dean: Dammit Cas, I just want a regular burger. It's the number 6 at the restaurant
Cas: What does the number 6 mean to the five guys named raymond?
Dean: Cas... Let's just start over
Dean: Scratch all that...
Dean: Okay, Cas
Dean: Could you please, kindly get me a number 6 from the fast-food joint named Five Guys?
Cas: OK, Hello, Dean, my name is Castiel. I am an angel of the lord
Dean: DAMMIT CAS
Cas: I am the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.
Dean: I DIDNT MEAN START ALL OVER FROM THE BEGINNING
Cas: Oh, you didn't specify
Dean: you know what Cas?
Cas: What Dean?
Dean: I'll get my own freaking burger
Dean: This is way to much trouble
Cas: Okay, can I have one too? I'll be there in five minutes
Dean: Bye Cas, and no you can't, get it yourself
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Cas: Dean, I have succeeded in completing my first solo hunt
Dean: ….. you finished a hunt? All on your own?
Cas: Yes
Dean: No help with anything? No interrogations? No nothing?
Cas: I was completely unaided Dean, interrogations were not necessary.
Dean: Hey! Good for you! What did you gank?
Cas: It was a beast, made out of snow and ice, terrorizing a lawn of small children
Dean: …...
Dean: A Snowman? You went and attacked a snowman on someones lawn?
Cas: He seemed unable to move out of fear, so his defeat was an easy task. The children
seemed frightened and ran. It is a thankless job for us hunters, Dean.
Dean: I can't imagine how you pulled that off. Good Job Cas...
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Dean: I'm done hunting with you. Youre cramping my style too much, yah know
sometimes I wish you were never born
Sammy: OK, bye
Dean: "OK bye"? Thats all I get? I tell you I wish you had never been born and all I
get is an ok bye?
Sammy: Dude, I dont have my soul. I dont really give two shits. Have fun stabbing things
and singing bad karaoke
Dean: You shut your mouth. My karaoke rocks.
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Cas: Dean, I seemed to have misplaced my telephone number, may I have yours?
Dean: ...What? You already have my number?
Cas: If it were possible to rearrange the American english alphabet I would put you and I together
Dean: Cas, what the hell are you talking about?... Are.. Are you hitting on me? With pick-up lines?
Cas: Are you a ticket given for a parking violation? Because you have
"attractive male" written all over you
Dean: Fine, Cas
Cas: Fine? Are you impressed then? I found these on one of the internets.
Dean: I mean it's "Fine"
Dean: Are you a parking ticket, because you got "fine" written all over you
Cas: Thank you Dean, I appreciate the compliment
Dean: Cas... Just.. Just stop using the internet
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Cas: With you a demon, and Sam soulless and me... as I am now, I imagine things will change
Cas: I will miss hunting with you Dean
Dean: You know what i'm going to miss?
Dean: Count chocula and boo berry cereal. Plus pumpkin spice. Why dont
they have that shit year round?
Cas: Very touching, Dean
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