There probably wont be many more chapters , I'm running out
of texts and ideas! :(
So, if you want to keep these chapters coming, suggest
some themes and ideas for future texts!
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Dean: Where the hell are you?
Dean: You cant just disappear on me like that!
Cas: Yes, I can. I do it quite often
Dean: Not the point Cas
Dean: Where are you?
Cas: I am on a bus
Dean: On a bus? You know how to take a bus?
Cas: Dean, I am not a child
Cas: I am older then you, Please don't underestimate my commuting skills
Dean: Where are you going?
Cas: Some place happy
Dean: White castle?
Cas: No
Dean: That cat place?
Cas: No
Dean: the zoo?
Cas: Dean, please, as I've mentioned before I am not a child
Dean: oh so anywhere away from me then?
Dean: Cas?
Dean: Screw you Cas
Dean: Cas, where are you, tell me now!
Dean: Screw it, I tracked you gps
Dean: I'm gonna kill you when I find you
Dean: CAS
Dean: YOUR IN DISNEYLAND
Cas: There is a princess here that reminds me of you, Dean.
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Cas: Dean, I would like us to be friends, demon or not
Cas: If you're happy, send me your smiles
Cas: If you're sad, send me your tears
Cas: If you're stressed, send me your worries
Dean: Im on the can. What do you want me to send?
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Dean: So, i'm about to attack a bunch of vamps and I turn on Pandora for an
epic song to play while I let em have it
Dean: And apparently Cas was playing with my phone and Let it go started playing.
I couldn't bring myself to turn it off.
Sammy: Did you sing it like you do in the shower?
Dean: …... you heard that?
Sammy: I recorded it. If I cant kill you, I can blackmail you
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Sammy: You need to keep a better eye on Cas
Dean: Did he show up covered in bees again?
Sammy: and nothing else
Sammy: I've never tried so hard, not to startle a bunch of bees
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Dean: Cas...
Cas: Yes Dean?
Dean: I have something to tell you... I.. uh.. have this really bad disease
Cas: You are ill? What is the name of this disease?
Dean: It's called Featherbrainphobia. It could be fatal
Cas: I am looking for a cure now Dean, do not die
Dean: Thanks Cas, Sammy hasn't been able to find anything on it yet
Cas: No one in California knows of a cure for Featherbrainphobia, Dean
Cas: I am checking New York now.
Dean: April Fools! Come on, man. You didn't really believe me did you? That was terrible
Cas: Nothing in New York, Dean. I am checking China.
Cas: My cellular device might not be able to contact you there
Dean: Cas, Stop! It was a joke!
Dean: Cas?
Dean: God Dammit, Cas
Cas: April Fools, Dean Winchester. I have not left the state. Perhaps in the future.
think of a more creative illness name. I may be out of touch with your society, but i'm not stupid
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Dean: You better talk to your boyfriend because i'm about to go crazy on that son of a bitch
Sammy: ...Huh? My boyfriend?
Dean: Gabriel. I'm about to gank Gabriel.
Sammy: He's not my boyfriend Dean, that's disgusting. What happened?
Dean: I got a pie
Sammy:... Good story, Dean
Dean: Shut up, I wasnt done. I got an apple pie, I cut into it and put a piece on my plate.
And then it exploded. Sam. The whole damn thing exploded right in my face.
I'm covered in pie and I can't get it out of my hair.
Sammy: I'm on my way
Dean: Are you gonna help me clean it up?
Sammy: Hell no, I need pictures.
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