Sorry for the short chapter! But I wanted to

get at least something out for you guys!

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Cas: I find it very odd that humans drink the milk of cows, and occasionally of

other animals, but never of their own species

Cas: Admittedly, I don't believe many human females would appreciate being milked

but it is still odd behavior for the animal kingdom. Adult cows don't drink

from goats, or dogs, or rhinos

Dean: Cas, how far are you into la la land at the moment?

Cas: Yes.

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Castiel: Sam, it is Castiel, Is Dean alright?

Sam: I know its you Cas, you're saved in my phone. Dean is fine, hes sleeping. Why?

Castiel: I am concerned. He was not answering my cellular text messages.

Sam: … He's sleeping.

Castiel: I sent several

Sam: He's ASLEEP, you know he's never up this early unless he has to be

Castiel: Well, please tell him to message me when he awakens? It is not of great

import, I am just eager to hear from him.

Sam: Alright, sure I will let him know when he wakes up. How are you?

Castiel: I am sorry Sam, I did not message you to have a personal conversation.

I find it difficult to be interested in the things you have to say.

Sam: ...Well, ouch.

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Cas: Dean.. where are you going?

Dean: to work on a case

Cas: :(

Dean: What?

Cas: I wanted to come

Dean: Cas you cant..

Cas: Ill let you make knock knock jokes

Dean: You don't even understand them

Cas: Yes I do

Dean: Knock Knock

Cas: I don't live in a house

Dean: …...

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Sam: Cas, where are you?

Castiel: Hiding. You told Dean I ate his pie. I thought we were friends, Sam.

Sam: We are friends, but you cant just eat other peoples things without asking.

Castiel: I will suffer consequences much worse then hell for eating Dean's pie

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Sam: Hey Cas, you got a second?

Castiel: I do not believe it is physically possible to own time, Sam.

Sam: ..Right, I just need your help.

Castiel: I will do all I can to assist you

Sam: Thanks, its just a question. I was going to pick up something for Dean,

after he saved my ass on our last hunt

Sam: What do you think I should him?

Castiel: That is a very good question, Sam. I suppose Dean is a hard person to buy a gift for.

Sam: Yeah, its not like I can get him more guns, we have more then plenty.

Castiel: A fan

Sam: What? A fan? Why?

Castiel: Dean is frequently complaining after his hunts about how he requires "a good blow".

I think a fan will be satisfactory for his needs

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