How do you feel about Destiel? *Insert your thoughts here*
Well, that's what this chapter is all about, so if you don't like it, I am truly sorry.
Buuuutt if you do then enjoy! I expect fangirling! Even if your a guy.
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Dean: Cas, I have something I need to tell you.
Cas: Yes, Dean? What is it?
Dean: I...
Dean: I am in lesbians with you
Cas: What?
Dean: I really mean it..
Cas: Oh, um okay then, Dean, but I am not really sure what that means
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Cas: Goodnight, I will help you with that research when you wake up in the morning
Dean: Cas, you up?
Dean: okay thats good, might be easier to say this and leave it for you in the morning
Dean: Sams snoring his ass off in the next bed over. I'm lying here, and I cant stop thinking
about getting home to you. It hits me how friggin weird that is to think off: home
Dean: But that's what you are to me and I dont know if thats lame or
cheesy as hell but I just thought you should know.
Dean: Well, thats it, goodnight Cas
Cas: You are home to me too Dean.
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Dean: Hey Cas, what do you think of ice skating?
Cas: I dont really have an opinion on that topic.
Dean: I mean, do you want to go ice skating with me?
Cas: Oh, well I am rather quite clumsy and I am afraid I would fall down quite often.
Dean: Dont worry about that, ill catch your feathery butt every time.
Cas: Promise?
Dean: Promise
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Cas: Dean, sometimes. I do not like it that you are taller then me
Dean: Trust me Cas, theres an advantage to that.
Cas: Like what?
Dean: When I hug you, you can listen to my heart, which only beats for you 3
Cas: Very poetic, Dean, but I always end up smelling your armpit
during hugs anyway
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Cas: I am sad, Dean
Dean: Hey there drunky, I'm on my way home. Why are you sad?
Cas: Becusase Dean, mmy posterior is insufificent.
Dean: There's nothing wrong with your ass Castiel.
Cas: Your lying to me
Dean: I am not having this conversation, I'm walking to the door now.
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Cas: I think I am ready to try
Sam: Ready to try what?
Cas: The thing we talked about. Texting our sexual interests.
I am in physical need of your body.
Sam: ….Castiel
Cas: It is late and I am eager to please you. Perhaps orally.
It seems to be your favorite
Sam: CASTIEL ITS SAM
Cas: ….I do not understand.
Sam: It's Sam, your texting Sam
Cas: Oh, I apologize, Sam. I must retract what I said, I do not wish
to please you orally.
Sam: Brb, finding bleach to scrub my brain out with.
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Cas: Dean, could you please come over here?
Dean: Why dont you just do your angel mojo thing?
Cas: Because Dean, I cant.
Cas: Its gone
Dean: What do you mean "its gone"?
Cas: As in, i've fallen... and I need you..
Dean: Dont worry, im on my way.
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Benny: Hey there Dean, how'd your valentines day go?
Castiel: This is not Dean. You should be more attentive Benny
Benny: Oh, hey Cas. Good to hear from you too. So how was YOUR valentines day?
Castiel: it was quite nice actually. I spent it with Dean.
Benny: Yeah, I guessed as much. You two were pretty cozy back in purgatory
Castiel: Yes, we are quite cozy. You are not cozy with Dean. So you should
stop not be messaging him.
Benny: You sure of that? We got pretty cozy when we got back to earth you know..
Castiel: You are lying... Where is Dean's birthmark located?
Benny: ...Dean has a birthmark?
Cas: On his right buttick. Thank you for confirming my point.
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Sammy: I'm not into Cas like that, gross. I mean we hugged, thats about it.
Dean: Just a hug?
Sammy: Oh yeah, A nice slow, naked hug.
Dean: SAM I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR COMPUTER
Sammy: KIDDING, IM KIDDING. DONT HURT IT.
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