So as I said, This shall be a Sabriel Chapter. I personally
don't really ship it, so all of these are from tumblr actually :P
Mainly, because I wouldn't even know where to begin
For this Chapter Sam shall be known as "Sammybear"
Rated inbetween a T+ and an M for sexual themes because
that's all Gabriel thinks about ;)
Enjoy!
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Sammybear: Just give me back my computer Gabriel, this isn't funny!
Gabriel: Maybe if you talk dirty i'll think about it
Sammybear: ….You're not serious. How about this, if you don't
give me back my computer I'll cut you into pieces and bury
you in a twenty foot grave. Dirty enough for you?
Gabriel: Will you do it naked?
Sammybear: Sure, Gabriel
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Gabriel: You're just too good to be true
Gabriel: Can't take my eyes off of you
Gabriel: You would be like heaven to touch
Sammybear: Yeah Gabriel, thats nice and all but I kinda got stuff to do, so
Gabriel: You should always take time out of your day for a healthy
dose of romance, Sam
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Sammy: Hey Dean, i'm going to the store. You need anything?
Dean: Yeah, pie... Again... Cas ate the rest
Sammy: You know, this is the fourth pie in the last three days
Dean: Yeah, I know, dont remind me
Sammy: Yeah fine, whatever
Dean: Damn Cute Angel eating all the pie
Dean: WAIT SAM DONT READ THAT
Sammy: Too late
Dean: I meant cute
Dean: *cute
Dean: Goddammit
Dean: C A S
Sammy: Yeah, sure
Dean: Sam, did you change his name in my phone again?
Sammy: What? I didnt do anything, thats absurd
Dean: Sammy! Dont lie to me! I'll call Gabriel.
Sammy: I'm not lying, WAIT WHAT DOES GABRIEL HAVE TO DO
WITH ANY OF THIS?! WHO TOLD YOU?!
Dean: What? Nobody told me an...WAit
Dean: ARE YOU AND GABE...
Sammy: WHAT? NO! I HAVE TO GO GET YOUR PIE!
Sammy: GOODBYE
Dean: Oh this is great. Gabe is "Sammy's little Tree topper"
Sammy: I hate you
Dean: HAHHAHA wait till I tell Cas
…...
Dean: Sam? Wheres the pie?
Sammy: Umm... About that...
Dean: Sam...Where is my pie
Sammy: Dean, I dont have the pie
Dean: How could you forget the pie? I hope making out with
Gabe was worth it. Dick
Sammy: What? Dean, how dd you-I GOT CAKE OKAY
Sammy: SAME THING RIGHT?
Dean: NO ITS NOT, LET ME GIVE YOU A HAIR CUT, LONG HAIR,
SHORT HAIR ITS THE SAME THING RIGHT?
Sammy: Look Dean, I am not going back, its an hour away. AND HELL
KNOWS YOUR NOT TOUCHING MY HAIR
Dean: …...You let Gabe touch your hair...
Sammy: Yeah, he loves running his fingers through my hair, it turns
him- NO I AM NOT EXPLAINING THIS
Dean: Um...Gabe asked if you got the...British term for "erasers"
Sammy: ...Yes I did
Sammy: Large size
Dean: Sammy
Sammy: Dean
Dean: Gabes not here, yah horn dog
Sammy: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
Dean: HAHHA
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Sammybear: Hey Gabriel... Are you busy?
Gabriel: I'm never busy when it comes to you Sammybear!
Sammybear: Oh...uh great
Gabriel: Something wrong?
Sammybear: No nothings wrong.. I just.. okay heres the thing, I sorta lost a
bet with Dean and he said I had to... ask someone in my
phone book out on a date.
Sammybear: So can we go out on a date? Or should I ask someone else?
It's not like this isn't embarrassing enough the first time.
Gabriel: Awwww Sam, you're so cute! How sweet of you to think of me first,
you know how many people would love to ride that ass of yours?
Sammybear: Haha very funny, do you want to go on a date or not?
Gabriel: Absolutely! Tomorrow at 8, alright? I''ll take you somewhere classy
Sammybear: That's fine... see you then ;)
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Gabriel: Swiggity swoo, what's up with you?
Sammybear: ..what?
Gabriel: Swiggity swee, you didnt hear me?
Sammybear: That dosent even make sense Gabriel,
and i'm not "listening" to you.
Gabriel: Swiggity swirt, take off your shirt
Sammybear: Those aren't even words
Gabriel: Swiggity swants, take off your pants
Sammybear: Stop it
Gabriel: Swiggity swutt, lets see your butt
Sammybear: Swiggity swam, I'll shoot you in the face
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Gabriel: Hey there Sam, What are you doing all the way down here?
Heaven's missing an angel ;)
Sammybear: Haha, very funny Gabriel
Gabriel: If I had a nickel for every time I saw an ass as nice as yours,
I would have one nickel
Sammybear: Yeah, alright, thats enough
Gabriel: Come on Sammy, Whats a nice guy like you, doing
in a dirty mind like mine?
Sammybear: These are all really lame, Gabriel
Gabriel: If another apocalypse happened, I couldnt think of anyone
id rather spend it with then you.
Sammybear: That one was kinda sweet, disturbing, but sweet.
Gabriel: Ugh, finally, I was running out of material. I'm
naked, ill be over in five
Sammybear: Ruined it
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Gabriel: You're a lucky, lucky man, Winchester
Sammybear: I would ask if it was because you lost my number, but
apparently that would be too good to be true
Gabriel: I love it when you talk dirty
Gabriel: And it's because I just caught a glimpse of myself in a mirror
Sammybear: Good for you
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Gabriel: Hey Sexy, Lets say I come over and we have some
nice dirty all American fun on your brothers bed, huh?
Get him back for deedling my little bro.
Dean-O: WHAT?
Gabriel: What?
Gabriel: Oh shit
Dean-O: GABRIEL
Gabriel: Abort mission!
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