Wow, Chapter 12 already. I know I already did this, but once again, Thank you all so much for the support and love, I am so happy that I could make you guys smile with these stupid little texts, seriously your guy's comments make me smile like a lunatic lol. I just went back and read all the texts, and I saw that I was so excited about getting a mere 100 views to my story haha, on 12/4/2016 at 2:13 pm I now have almost 4,000 views and 2/3 of them have read my texts. That's amazing, I know it might not seem like a lot to most of you, and your right now your probably yelling at your screen going "get on with the freaking texts already, I don't care about this stupid talky bit" and that's fine, I do the same thing haha, but for the people who aren't thinking that, here's a cookie for listening to me ramble and talk *gives cookie to you*. Let's just get on with the texts already, no one cares about this crap above them, does anyone even read these things? I doubt it, I'm talking to myself right now, ain't it? Okay I'm rambling ill stop. Lets get on with the texts! No theme for this one, just whatever I feel like. Oh, and an extra long chapter for making you guys wait so long!
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Dean: You cant be mad at me forever.
Cas: Of course not Dean, that would be near impossible. I can, however, be
mad until you die. That is much more possible.
Dean: Woah, dark much... You shouldnt even be mad, you should be flattered.
Cas: She was 'undressing you with her eyes', Dean
Dean: She just asked me if I wanted dessert
Cas: That was not her place
Dean: She was our WAITRESS, it actually WAS her place
Cas: Only I am allowed to give you special dessert, Dean.
Dean: Cas, your being ridiculous, she wasn't asking if I wanted THAT
kind of dessert
Cas: Her 'dessert' was too young for you anyway
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Cas: Dean, I think it is time for a cheeseburger, please bring me one
Dean: What the hell do I look like to you Cas? Your damn butler? Get your own food.
Cas: Dean it is customary for you to retrieve frivolous thing for the person
that you care for. You seem unaware of this.
Dean: Cas, I got enough shit to concentrate on, im not getting
you a burger, your capable of feathery ass up and walking to the kitchen
Cas: But Dean... you must nourish me.
Dean: What? Like right now? I dont know man, Sammy's here, you know how he gets when we do that when he's home.
Cas: No Dean, I mean with a burger... I am eating for two
Cas: I am pregnant Dean. I was waiting to tell you. I believe the baby
would like White Castle
Dean: Okay, first of all, Cas. You might be an angel, but your in a dudes body.
You're not pregnant. Second, even if you were, and your not, I wouldn't be
getting you White Castle. And last of all, maybe if I got that pie you ate,
you would have a burger right now
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Sammy: Dean, dont freak out
Dean: Sam, just tell me what happened, its too early for this crap.
Sammy: It's not a big deal, I just think you should know
Dean: Get on with it, What happened? You clean out the fridge again?
Because that pie was still good, its only been like a week
Sammy: It's been six weeks actually, but no that's not it
Sammy: Castiel did the laundry for us
Dean: ...Okay? ...and?
Sammy: It was ... your laundry..
Sammy: Your Zepplin shirt, it's... um...pink. I'm sorry Dean
Sammy: Dean?
Sammy: Dean? Come on answer me
Dean: WHATS THE POINT IN LIVING ANYMORE, SAMMY?
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
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Cas: You should come to my bedroom, Dean
Dean: Should I?
Cas: Yes. I am feeling physical urges that only your body can fulfill
Dean: Heh, dirty. Im out right now, think you can wait?
Cas: I can try, but I can not guarantee that I will succeed
Dean: Aw come on, you cant tease me like that
Cas: I thought you liked to be teased
Dean: You know I do
Cas: Good. Then hurry back so we can have sex with the butts.
Dean: ..You were so close, Cas. So close.
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Sammybear: Hey Gabriel, you know about gods, right? Dean
and I are having trouble figuring out whats going on around here.
I think its a Greek god, I just don't know which one
Gabriel: Asking for favors now, are we Sam? How convenient
Sammybear: Whats that supposed to mean?
Gabriel: When YOU want to talk suddenly were all chatty, but when I
want to talk its just "No Gabriel, stop it, I dont want to be naked"
Sammybear: Can you act like an adult for two seconds please? This is serious.
Gabriel: Fine, tell me whats going on
Sammybear: Thank you. We keep finding dismembered body parts, everything
other then the head and the right hand. DO you know anyone who could be
that specific? I was thinking maybe a sacrifice but I dont know...
Gabriel: Uranus
Sammybear: The god of the sky?
Gabriel: Oh sorry. I was still talking about wanting to see you naked
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Dean: Hey I need you out here. This job is a little complicated then I thought
Sammy: I can't
Dean: What do you mean you cant?
Sammy: Sorry, I didnt mean to use big words, Dean. Can't means cannot
Dean: Dont be a dick, I know for a fact your not busy.
Get your ass out here
Sammy: I'm busy
Dean: With what? A date?
Sammy: Yes actually
Dean: With who, Gabe again?
Dean: ….
Dean: Ah yep, its Gabe
Dean: Im gonna kill you Sam
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Castiel: I believe I am making progress in my understanding of idioms,
jokes and 'puns'
Gabriel : So far you've failed
Castiel: Allow me to demonstrate
Gabriel : Please no
Castiel: I do not wish to make peanut butter from scratch; that's just nuts
Castiel: Was that sufficient?
Gabriel : Have to go... Murder... Ask Sam or Dean
Castiel: Okay, I will keep you updated
Castiel: I told Dean. He got up and left the room. I do not understand why
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Dean: Sammy, don't come home yet, the lights are flickering.
Its probably a demon
Sammy: No Dean, It isn't a demon. You still need to fix the wiring, remember?
Dean: You know what, I'm gonna fix the wiring right now and prove to you
that it isn't a demon!
Sammy: You go do that then
Sammy: So?
Dean: ...don't talk to me
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?: Hey baby
Dean: ...Cas?
?: It's late. I cant stop thinking about that cute little ass of yours
Dean: ... Castiel, have you been drinking again?
?: No, I just miss you.
Dean: I miss you too, Cas.. I'll be home soon, alright?
?: And your gun ;)
Dean: ...Who is this?
?: I also miss your girly face.
?: And your pouty lips.
?: And your pretty boy hair
Dean: Hi, Gabriel
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Dean: Hey Sammy, have you seen my black leather jacket?
Dean: Nvm. Cas is wearing it around pretending like hes in the matrix. I knew
I shouldn't have let him see that movie.
Sammy: I'm surprised its even possible for him to take that trench
coat off anymore.
Dean: Oh, he takes it off alright ;)
Sammy: Jesus Christ, Dean
Dean: Thats what he says ;)
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Dean: Cas, where are you?
Cas: You shall never find me, Dean
Dean: Are you in the closet, looking for Narnia again?
Cas: Bitch I might be
Dean: What?
Cas: He doooo
Dean: whats going on
Cas: My wolf name is Moon Moon
Cas: On Wednesdays I wear pink
Dean: you okay?
Cas: What is air?
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Cas: Hey, Dean
Cas: I learned something
Dean: YOU BETTER NOT TYPE THE LYRICS TO ANNOYING
SONGS AGAIN
Cas: Does he have the booty?
Dean: WHAT DID I JUST SAY
Dean: Gotta be honest Cas, I never pegged you to be the hip hop/rnb type
Cas: What I ment to say was 'Do he got the booty'
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