"On the fourth day of Christmas, Supernatural gave to me, four bags of salt:
On the fifth day of Christmas, Supernatural gave to me, five burnt ceilings:
On the sixth day of Christmas, Supernatural gave to me, six crazy fangirls:
On the seventh day of Christmas, Supernatur-"..
Oh umm... hi, didn't see you there. I imagine here to hear my amazing singing
... no? … your just here for the texts? ….. Fine, I see how it is.
If you couldn't tell this is a Christmas chapter! All about the Christmas season!
Sorry this Chapter came out a little bit later than I first planned on releasing it!
Real life stuffs got in the way. Anyway, If you don't celebrate Christmas..
well their still funny! But well Enjoy anyways :P and...
Merry Christmas and or Happy Holidays!
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Sammy: Hey, so what do you want for Christmas?
Dean: Sam, It's not even Thanksgiving yet
Sammy: Yeah, I know, I was just wondering so I could
get a good idea
Dean: What is with you people?
Dean: Rushing our lives to get to one stupid holiday
Dean: decorating the crap out of everything you own to be
more 'festive'
Dean: And its not even Thanksgiving yet. At least wait until
after and THEN ask me
Sammy: So, just motor oil then?
Dean: Yeah, I dunno what I want
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Cas: Dean, you do not need to worry about getting a decoration
for the top of your tree
Dean: Oh, did you find us one?
Cas: Sort of
Dean: What do you mean, sort of?
Cas: I am afraid I will not be able to assist you on anymore
hunts until the Christmas season is over.
Dean: Cas, get off the tree.
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Dean: Hey Cas, what do you think youll want for
Christmas?
Cas: Well I would like to spend Christmas with you and Sam,
if that would be alright.
Dean: Yeah, of course, Cas. I know that. I meant what do
you want present wise?
Cas: I did not know an object could have a level
of intellect
Dean: No, Cas. It cant
Dean: Lets try this again
Dean: Cas, what would you like me to get you as a
present for Christmas
Cas: Oh, well in that case, I do not need
superficial things.
Dean: That dosent help me, Cas
Dean: Come on you gotta want something? A gun?
A new phone? A watch? Come on anything?
Cas: You are the only present I would like for Christmas
Dean: Then, that's exactly what you will get, Cas 3
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Cas: Dean
Dean: Yeah, Cas?
Cas: I have boughten you a present for Christmas.
Please do not look in the refrigerator.
Dean: Is it pie?
Cas: How do you know, Dean? Did Sam tell you?
Did you look in the refrigerator?
Dean: I love you man. You know just the way
into a mans heart.
Cas: I do not understand, It is impossible to get inside
the heart of a human, Dean
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Gabriel: Hey Sammybear, got anything youd like
for Christmas?
Sammybear: Sammybear? Really Gabriel, that's the best
you could come up with? You could've at least tried a
little harder then that
Gabriel: Aw, im sorry. I wouldn't want my little
Sammybear to be disappointed with the name I chose
for him. How about Sugar Lips?
Sammybear: Oh dear god, no definitely not.
Gabriel: Aw I liked that one. Okay, how about
SammyWammy?
Sammybear: How about you call me Sam?
Gabriel: Oh come on, thats just boring. It dosent
represent you or your sexy ass at all! Or even
your cute face.
Sammybear: Goodbye
Gabriel: Jeez, a little harsh dont you think?
Gabriel: Aaandd you never answered my
question, btw.
Sammybear: Oh yeah. Christmas presents. You know
what id like more then anything? Its something that only
you can give me.
Gabriel: Ohhhh! About time. I've been waiting for this
day for what seems like forever! The day that my
Sammybear admits hes got a thing for this sexy,
hilarious and all around just amazing Archangel!
Sammybear: Are you done yet?
Sammybear: I want you to leave me alone
Sammybear: That's what I want for Christmas. For you
to leave me alone and stop texting me every single day.
Gabriel: I think I can manage that, I will text you every
other day, instead of every day, just for my wonderful Sam.
Sammybear: No, Gabriel. I don't want you to text
me, ever again.
Gabriel: Aw, come on Sam! You know you love it
when I text you!
Gabriel: You cant deny it Sam. You can try and hide
it all you want, Its not gonna work.
Gabriel: ….
Gabriel: God, I love it when you play hard to get.
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Cas: Dean I believe I have been escorted to
one of your 'jails'
Dean: What the hell, Cas? What did
you do?
Cas: I am not sure, I went up to a house and the woman
that lived there called the police.
Dean: Cas, tell me what happened. What were you doing
at some woman's house?
Cas: I wanted to get into the Christmas spirit and be as
you call it 'festive'
Cas: I found some people that were singing, they looked 'festive'.
So I went up to them and asked them what they were doing
and how I could do it as well.
Dean: And? What did he say?
Cas: The man replied with 'Were caroling, you go up to a
random house and start singing'
Cas: So I went up to a nicely decorated house and stood on
the porch. Since you always knock on the door, instead of
opening it that is what I did.
Cas: A small female child opened the door so I started singing
a song that I believe was called, something about 'big butts'. I
suppose her mother had called the police because I she didnt
look to happy at my 'carolling'. The police showed up while
I was singing and brought me to one of these 'jails'
Cas: I am not quite sure what happened, I did everything the
man told me to. Perhaps I shouldnt have knocked on the door?
Dean: Christmas songs, Cas. Not Sir mix a lot.
Cas: Why are we talking about a person that like to mix
things a lot?
Dean: Cas, listen, the reason they put you in jail is because
you sang a about butts to a little kid!
Cas: I see. I think I understand now. But did I do 'caroling'
correctly when I knocked on the door?
Dean: Yeah, Cas. That was fine. But you dont just say
something like that to a little kid.
Cas: I was singing, Dean, not just speaking. I just wanted
to make sure I did everything correctly for next time I
do this 'caroling'
Dean: Cas, just get your feathery ass back to the bunker.
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Dean: Cas, get down here man, its Christmas
Cas: I am celebrating Christmas in heaven with the other
angels, Dean.
Dean: Aw, come on man, iw would be just you and me,
frisky times, egg nog, and you would rather spend it up
there with those winged dicks?
Dean: Wait..
Dean: Angels celebrate Christmas?
Cas: Yes, indeed we do Dean. Except we do no celebrate
with trees and presents. We celebrate the birth of Christ
Dean: Ah okay. So does that mean your gonna skip having
Christmas with me?
Cas: I can not miss the celebration, Dean. It is the only time
of the year where all angels come together as brothers and
sisters despite everything that happened throughout the year.
Dean: Sounds great and all, but im gonna miss my cute little
Angel on his Christmas
Cas: Well, maybe I could leave the celebrationa bit early, I
would much like to be there with you.
Dean: If only I was an Angel, then we wouldn't have to be apart today.
Cas: Well I believe you are what is considered an 'angel' by
the earthly definition of the word, but yes, you are far from
an actual angel
Dean: Aw Cas, your such a sweetheart. How long do you think
you'll make me wait?
Cas: Heavens celebration lasts more then one day, but
the first days festivities end after sundown, I can be
there then.
Dean: Aw come on, thats the whole day!
Cas: Well some of the Angels are not here yet, I suppose I could
come down there until everyone arrives and have as you
call it 'frisky times'
Dean: Sounds good, I think that will be enough to hold me
over till you get done ;)
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