Texts Between Team Free Will

by CastielWinchester101

What do Cas, Dean and Sam do in their free time? Why they text each other of course! This is a collection of all the lovely texts they send back and forth! *Now with other characters like Crowley, Bobby, Gabriel, and even Balthazar!**Keep in mind that quite a few (not all) of these texts are pairings, however there is a little something for everyone!*

15. Chapter 15

Sorry im not updating these very fast. Real life stuffs has been gettting

the way, but im doing the best I can! Enjoy Chapter 15! Also,

Happy New Years Guys and Girls!

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Gabriel: Hey Cutie

Sammybear: Hi Gabriel

Gabriel: Heard you had a bad day, huh sugar lips?

Sammybear: Thats not my name, but yeah.. pretty bad year actually.

Gabriel: Well its a new year now and I happen to have a new resolution and Its getting you out of all the plaid.

Sammybear: Smooth. Seriously, im melting.

Gabriel: Come on Sam, stop playing hard to get. Come and get some angel cake.

Gabriel: Isnt that your motto or something? Saving people, humping things, the family business?

Sammybear: I honestly dont even know what to say to that.

Gabriel: Close enough, ill be over in five.

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Sammy: Hey listen, I think I found something about that case.

Sammy: You there? I keep calling and you wont pick up

Dean: FUCKING

Dean: YOU FUCKED ME UP SAM

Sammy: Wow, chill, seriously. What happened?

Dean: FLAPPY BIRD I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE TO MY HIGH SCORE WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL SAM IF I DON'T ANSWER THEN DON'T TEXT ME WHAT THE FUCK

Sammy: Are you serious? You need to calm down

Dean: DONTYOUTELLMETOCALMDOWN

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Castiel: Hey, its Dean. Pick me up a new phone while your out

Sam: Why?

Castiel: WHY DO YOU THINK? I BROKE MINE

Sam: How did you break it?

Castiel: I THREW IT BECAUSE YOU MESSED ME UP

Sam: ….Are you SERIOUS? How did you break your phone?

Castiel: WALLS ARE HARDER THEN PHONES SAM THATS HOW

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Dean: So what are angel reunions like anyways? Feather preening? Smiting competitions? Douchebag of the year award?

Cas: Not exactly. And not all of my brothers and sisters are as you say, douchebags, Dean

Dean: What? You have favorites?

Cas: I had a particular fondness for some. Samandriel and Balthazar for example.

Dean:... Didnt you kind of leave them to die? By means of murder?

Cas: I am not the only one who does not always do right by their siblings, Dean

Dean: Hey, I do the best I can for Sammy. Dont ever try and tell me otherwise

Cas: Adam, Dean. I meant Adam.

Dean: SON OF A BITCH

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Crowley: Any chance I will get an invite to the festivities?

Squirrel: Any chance hell is freezing over?

Crowley: What if I ask nicely?

Crowley: Please?

Squirrel: Why do you even want to spend the holidays with a bunch of people who want you dead?

Crowley: You act as though its any different if I spend the holiday in hell

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Dean: So, I did a little research and its gonna take us about 34 hours to get to Maine from the bunker. Since we have extra time, maybe we could stop and see Cassie on the way?

Sammy: I thought Cas was somewhere in California?

Dean: No, Cassie the girl

Sammy: Cas is a girl now? Dean. Did you pray reaaaaalllly hard?

Dean: No. Hes not, stop being an ass

Sammy: Its so cute, he chose a different vessel just for you!

Dean: This isnt funny

Sammy: Fly free, you beautiful unicorns!

Dean: I WILL END YOU

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Cas: Dean, I have a question

Dean: Another one? Ugh, alright what is it this time?

Cas: Sam was teaching me about sexual orientation and told me that you would elaborate greatly.

Dean:...

Cas: Dean? Are you still there?

Dean: Hold on Cas. Ill be right back

Cas: Where are you going, Dean?

Dean: Im hunting a Moose

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?: Dean?

Dean: Who is this?

?: I have to change your name in my phone, I always bloody forget which one you are, Anyways, Happy Valentines Day, darling.

Dean: No, seriously, who is this?

?: Ill give you one hint. Completely shaggable.

Dean:... Crowley, why the hell are you texting me?

The King of Douchebaggery: Look at you catching on love, wonderful! I was worried you would be too pretty for that one. I thought perhaps you would be willing to call a truce for the day, hmm?

The King of Douchebaggery: Maybe go out to a nice restaurant, wine, music...

Squirrel: Thats not even funny, leave me alone, im not interested.

The King of Douchebaggery: Says the bloke who recognized me after I used the term, 'completely shaggable'

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