About time chapter 16 is going up, huh? Sorry I've gone so long, with the end of the semester, I have been really busy with school work, but I have returned to make another chapter! I didn't get around to doing requests this chapter because as I stated, I have been busy with school. Trying out a little bit of a new format for the texts this time,trying to make it look more like actual texts lol but fanfiction dosen't allow things known as spaces, so let me know what you guys think, whether you like it better, or want me to go back to how it was. Hope you enjoy!
Cas – Dean, where are you?
I'm at the bar – Dean
Cas – Alone? Why did you not invite me?
Im with Benny – Dean
Cas – Is he new?
Cas – Do I know him?
Cas – Do you love him?
Easy there Cas – Dean
Just having a few beers – Dean
Cas – Yes, okay
Cas – Who else are you with?
Just Benny – Dean
Cas – Oh I see what's going on
Cas – FINE DEAN FINE
Cas – JUST LEAVE ME HERE AND GO OFF WITH BENNY
Cas – ITS NOT LIKE WE HAVE A PROFOUND BOND ANYWAY
Cas, take it down a notch. Were just catching up – Dean
Nothing's going on, I swear – Dean
Cas – YOUR BOND WITH HIM WILL NEVER BE AS PROFOUND AS THE ONE YOU SHARE WITH ME
Cas – IV'E SEEN HOW UGLY AND DISFIGURED YOUR SOUL IS
Cas – I FOUND A BLADE OF GRASS THAT MATCHES YOUR EYES
Cas – I KNOW HOW MANY FRECKLES THERE ARE ON YOUR FACE
NOTHING IS GOING ON BETWEEN ME AND BENNY, CAS. CALM DOWN – Dean
Cas – 197
What? - Dean
Cas – YOU HAVE 197 FRECKLES ON YOUR FACE
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Gabriel – Hey Sam, its opposite day. Will you sleep with me?
Nice try Gabriel. If I say no you'll say it means yes, if I say yes it means I said yes. I was 12 once too you know – Sammybear
Gabriel – So you mean, great attempt Gabriel, of course ill sleep with you
No, thats not at all what I ment – Sammybear
Gabriel – Best opposite day ever
I'm serious, i'm not sleeping with you, leave me alone – Sammybear
Gabriel – Jeez Sam, coming on a little strong, aren't we? Yes you can sleep with me. I'll be right over
So your not coming over? Oh too bad. - Sammybear
Gabriel – Wait, what?
Gabriel – Dammit, foiled again
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Dean – Hahahahahahaha
What's so funny, Dean? - Cas
Dean – That was a good burger
Of course, Dean. All burgers are good by nature – Cas
Dean – Yeah but you were right, Cas
Dean – Your burger was amazing
My burger? - Cas
You ate my burger?! - Cas
Dean – Yep I did
The one I labelled "THIS IS CASTIEL'S BURGER NOT YOURS, BACK OFF OR I WILL SMITE YOU DEAN WINCHESTER"? - Cas
Dean – Yeah, I think thats what it said. All I saw was a burger with my name on it.
YOU ATE MY BURGER?! – Cas
Dean – Cas, We've been over this part already
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, DEAN? - Cas
Dean – Hahaahah
I should've left you in hell – Cas
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Cas – Dean, do you need anything from the store of convenience before I go?
Your going to the store? That's pretty far, Cas, and you can't just poof in – Dean
Cas – I am not poofing, as you call it, I am going to attempt driving the car.
…What car? - Dean
Cas – The one that you drive. I have watched you drive and I believe I am capable of doing it.
Castiel, I swear to god, don't you touch my car! - Dean
Cas – I cannot message you any longer, Dean. It is unwise to 'text and drive'
DONT TOUCH MY CAR CAS I SWEAR TO GOD ILL DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO YOU – Dean
CAS – Dean
Well, looks like Cas is short for castrate – Dean
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Sammy – Hey, remember that waitress down at the diner? I just got her number.
What the hell! Since when do you get more action then me? Whats going on here? - Dean
Sammy – I am getting more action then you. Dont forget Castiel's kiss with Meg.
That didnt count – Dean
Sammy – Of course it counted, what do you mean it didnt count?
It was stupid, he didnt even like it. He just did it because he saw it on tv – Dean
Sammy – He still kissed her
Whatever – Dean
She's gross anyway – Dean
I dont even care – Dean
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666 – Saaaaaammmmm
666 – Pay attention to me. I'm boooorrreeeddd
666 – C'mon you stubborn moose
666 – You cant ignore me forever, Sam
Stop texting me. - Sam
666 - ….
666 – He texted back!
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Dean – Can we please at least talk about this?
There's nothing to talk about, Dean – Sammy
Dean – Seriously man, this is getting out of control! Your out of control. I feel like I don't even know you anymore, I don't know what to do.
Then don't do anything. Its none of your business anyway. It's not hurting anyone – Sammy
Dean – It is hurting someone! Its hurting me. This damn thing is killing me
You're being ridiculous – Sammy
Dean – You have a problem, Sammy. Let me help you!
For the last time, I'm not getting a freaking hair cut! - Sammy
Dean – This thing is an addiction, Sam!
NO ITS NOT, I CAN QUIT ANYTIME I WANT TO – Sammy
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Cas – Dean, I am messaging you to say goodbye
What? Where are you going? - Dean
Cas – I am not long for the mortal world
Cas, what where are you? - Dean
Cas – Everything is getting dark, Dean... I cannot breathe
Just hold on, okay. Im almost home, just hold on – Dean
Cas – I cannot last much longer... my nose is sore and my crave for iced cream is overwhelming
...Ar..Are – Dean
Are you fucking SICK? You caught Sam's cold didnt you? -Dean
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU –Dean
Cas – Dean, you seem upset. I can tell that you also have this murderous 'cold'. Do no worry. We will get through this together.
I hate you –Dean
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