Author's Note: Okay so if anyone was confused by the fact that in the first chapter, Seiko's mom supposedly unsubscribed from her channel even though Seiko's mom is actually dead in Corpse Party, let me explain. This is an alternate universe. All these events are what would have happened if Seiko's mom didn't die. You know, butterfly effect. Anyway it definitely wasn't that I forgot that Seiko's mom is dead, that would be ridiculous because I'm the Corpse Party lore master. *Nervous laugh* Anyway enjoy the chapter thx leave a review.

Chapter 3: Life without Hentai Isn't Life At All

On the way to Yoshiki's house, Seiko bumped into her cousin, Keichi-kun. Keichi-kun had brown hair and brown eyes. They always wore a pair of sunglasses and were drinking a protein shake. He could never wait to tell the nearest person nearby that he works out, even though his arms were skinnier than the weight bar he supposedly lifted.

Keichi, low-key flexing his muscles, (or lack thereof) said, "Oh hey cuz. I was just over at the gym working out. Watcha up to?"

Seiko looked at Keichi's twiggy arms and gave him a sympathetic smile. "Nothing much. Just on my way to Yoshiki's house. He's going to help me win back Naomi."

Keichi sighed and said, "You're seriously trusting that pervert again? Remember the time he totally "accidentally" groped you in class?"

Seiko thought for a moment, "Which time? There are multiple."

"Remember how he stares at you all the time in class?"

"Really? I'm flattered. Too bad I'm gay."

"You didn't know?! Anyway cuz, The point I'm trying to make here is that he just wants into your jar of peanut butter, if you know what I mean."

"I'm allergic to peanuts. He knows that."

"No! That's not what I mean. I'm trying to say he wants a slice of your pizza pie, if you know what I mean."

Seiko thought for a moment, confusion settling onto her face.

Keichi gave another exasperated sigh. "Just stay away from that pervert, okay?"

Seiko said, "What other choice do I have? Naomi is mad at me, so me and Yoshiki were gonna reenact one of her favorite hentais.

Keichi looked at Seiko like she was a complete and utter idiot. "That's obviously a ploy to get some of your figgy pudding, if you know what I mean. Why don't you just bring her chocolates or something?"

"Naomi is allergic to chocolate."

Keichi thought for a moment. "What about roses?"

"Nature gives her hives."

"Well what does she even like?" Keichi yelled.

"The only thing I've ever really seen her do is watch hentai. It's her passion."

Seiko could literally see Keichi's respect for Naomi plummet by the second. "Maybe you could take her to a hentai vendor?"

"She only goes outside to go to school and visit me. Nothing else."

Keichi gave one last sigh and said, "Whatever, Seiko. I feel like I need a bath after this conversation."

Seiko gave a "See you later, cuz!"

As Seiko watched Keichi walk away, she realized that she forgot literally everything that Keichi just said. She could not remember a single detail from their conversation, so she just continued on to Yoshiki's apartment.

Wooooahhhh! Chapter over. Did you like my original character? Me too!

Anyway, thank you to redpandamanda1 for the continued support and inspiration.

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