Chapter 18, here we go! Sorry if the format's a bit off, I'm uploading this on my phone

So it might not be perfect! Anyway Enjoy!


Cas - Hello Dean. I require your assistance.

Course Cas, what's up? - Dean

Cas - I was wondering if you knew what the letters IDK, ILY, and TTYL meant when

Put together like that.

I don't know, love you, talk to you later - Dean

Cas - Alright, I will ask Sam


Sammy - Are you awake?

Sammy - Did you get those case files yet?

Sammy - I'm heading over to Bobby's

Sammy - Cas and I are heading to Canada about that hunt.

Sammy - I hear they have the best pie in the world. I'll pick you up a few

Of them while we're there.

Your the best brother in the world. Can you make it 10? - Dean

Oh, I want 2 of them blueberry, 3 pecan, 2 apple, and surprise me on the last three - Dean

Sammy - I'm not actually picking you up pie. I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts

That was cruel - Dean


Dean - Bobby, why the hell aren't you answering?

I dropped my damn phone, I can't find it. I'll text yah when I do - Bobby

Dean - Alright

Dean - Did you find it yet?

No, yah idgit - Bobby

Dean - Okay, let me know when you do


Dean - Hey Sam, enjoying your burger?

Yeah, where'd you go? I came back to the bunker, but you weren't there - Sammy

Dean - That's not important

Dean - What does the burger taste like?

It tastes like a burger, Dean. Where are you going with this? - Sammy

Dean - And?

And what? - Sammy

... - Sammy

DID YOU LICK THIS?! - Sammy

Dean - LIKE A LOLLIPOP!

Dean - HAHAHAAHA


Cas - Me and Sam are in Canada on a hunt. I wanted to send you an image of this. It kind of reminds me of heaven. -Image Sent-

-Image Received- Glad to hear that your vessel reminds you of heaven, i guess - Dean

Cas - What are you talking about Dean? Did you see the image i sent?

Yeah Cas, your fingers covering the lense, i can't see it - Dean

Cas - My apologizes Dean, can you see it now? -Image Sent-

-Image Received- You, can't just send the same picture, you gotta take another one - Dean

Cas - Is this better? -Image Sent-

-Image Received- Looks great, Cas... - Dean


Dean - Sammy, i'm coming out.

Wow Dean... that's great... i mean i always knew you had a thing for Cas, but.. i never thought you would actually come clean about it - Sammy

Dean - I'm gonna kill you. IM NOT GAY. My fucking phone sent the message before i could finish it. I'm coming out TO OREGON TO HELP YOU WITH THE ALPHA

Haha, your phone did that, huh? I guess it realized it was time for you to quit the act. It knows you better then you do - Sammy

Dean - You know what, Sam? I'm not heading to Oregon. I hope that Alpha tears you to shreds. I cant believe you went that route.

Dean - ...

Dean - Wait, YOU ALWAYS KNEW?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Dean - SAMMY


Dean - So somebody has to speak it this girls mother. I call not it.

Dean, you cant call not it, that's not how this works. This woman's daughter turned into a werewolf and broke through the front door, show a little sympathy - Sammy

Dean - You don't want to do it either

...I did it last time. It's your turn.. - Sammy


Sammy - Where are you?

I went fishing with Cas - Dean

Sammy - Please don't tell me that's slang or sex!

It's not. We are fishing. Or well i am anyway, Cas is staring at bees - Dean

Sammy - I wanted to fish too...


Cas - Hello Dean.

Cas - I am having trouble adjusting to being human.

A little busy right now, what's up? - Dean

Cas - I am having difficulty with all of these new sensations. And sleep. Sleep is a very strange concept.

Yeah well, kinda goes with the territory - Dean

Cas - And i have all of these new urges

Uh, well yeah. That's normal too - Dean

Cas - I want to try everything, but i've learned so far that its better to experiment when you have other to do it with.

yeah, okay, uh good to know - Dean

Cas - And there's so many areas to explore. So many things to try. and i've found i very much enjoy it in public.

What the hell, Cas? TOO MUCH INFORMATION - Dean

Cas - I'm sorry, Dean. I'm just very excited about eating and going to restaurants with all the new people i'm meeting.

oh. OH. well that's ok then. yeah, all very normal - Dean

Cas - I'm glad to hear it, Dean

Cas - Oh, and i'm also enjoying having sex with all of these people

...Dammit Cas - Dean