What up fam squad, I've been super lazy with updating this critically acclaimed masterpiece. I hope this latest chapter makes up for it!
Chapter 4: Life without Seiko-chan isn't life at all
Yoshiki heard a knock on his door. He opened it to find Seiko, in all her total hotness, standing at his doorstep. It was a dream come true. A dream he had every night, in fact. Ever since he first saw her at the age of 6 in first grade, he knew that Seiko was the one for him.
"Welcome to my… Heh… Humble abode…" Said Yoshiki in the sexiest voice he could muster.
"Thanks." Said Seiko.
"Please… Follow me this way."
Yoshiki lead Seiko-chan to his bedroom. The walls were littered with hastily covered-up creepshots of Seiko.
"So, what's the plan, Yoshiki?"
"What?"
"You were gonna help me win back Naomi, yes? What's our plan?"
"Oh yeah, that…. Well, why don't you start by getting on my bed and taking off your clothes?" Said Yoshiki.
"Well, okay, if it'll help... " Said Seiko
Suddenly, Keichi-kun burst through the door. "Stop right there, sex offender! I know that you're trying to get my cousin's pizza pie, if you know what I mean. Don't listen to him, Seiko."
Yoshiki had pure hatred spread all over his face. "I'll get you someday, Keichi-kun… Just you wait and see…" Then Yoshiki left the house, even though he lived there.
"Wow, Keichi, That was close. Thanks for your help." said Seiko, who had finally realized Yoshiki's intentions.
"Are you actually retarded or something, Seiko? Geez, just go home before someone sticks their +15 Estoc in your Gaping Dragon, if you know what I mean." Keichi stormed out of the room muttering other sexual innuendos under his breath.
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