Can you believe we've made it 19 chapters already? I sure can't. And I have no intentions of quitting anytime soon. Well hopefully not anyway. Possible M rating for this chapter maybe, I don't know how sensitive fanfiction is and I don't want to take any chances so yeah. Anyway, Since the next chapter is going to be chapter 20, I will be doing an all requests chapter! I already have a few, but if you have any at all, or any more to the people who already gave me one or two, please comment them or message me! I'll be writing every request I receive, and if I don't have enough the rest of the chapter will be filled with random stuffs. But as always hope you guys enjoy!... p.s, to the person who said I didn't have enough puns, just you wait till the next chapter... This will be on you...
Dean – Just play along okay?
Alright Dean, I think I understand now – Cas
Dean – Alright, good.
Dean – Cas?
Yes, Dean? - Cas
Dean – Start
My apologizes, I will start – Cas
Alright – Cas
Dean – Alright cool
You should come over – Cas
Dean – I can't, my car only has three wheels
Do you have a tricycle, Dean? - Cas
Dean – Dammit Cas.. you were supposed to say "but i'm alone"
I'm sorry, I was distracted by your tricycle – Cas
Dean – I don't have a tricycle! Let's just start over, okay?
Alright – Cas
You should come over – Cas
Dean – I can't, my car only has three wheels
What color is your tricycle, Dean? - Cas
Dean – Screw you.
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(Kate's just a random girl that Sam was hitting it off with. I feel bad for Sam)
Kate – Haha, that's awesome, what was your major?
Ah, I was studying to be a lawyer – Sam
What are you taking? - Sam
Kate – Biology, I'm studying to be a pedestrian.
A what? Haha – Sam
Kate – Haha, you know a doctor for children
You mean a pediatrician? - Sam
Kate – Haha, yeah I guess so
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Gabe – Hey, love you babe
Yeah, I love you too Gabe – Sammybear
Gabe – No, seriously I can't stop thinking about you. My heart actually starts hurting when your not with me. I can't stop listening to these crappy love songs that remind me of us.
Fine. I get it. You want a sandwich – Sammybear
Gabe - ;) This is why I love you Sammybear
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Cas – Sam, I won't be able to meet you at the bunker till the morning
Cas – Don't forget to lock your brother in the shed overnight.
Cas – Please let me know if you need anything
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Dean – Sammy, it's Dean. This is my new number, make sure not to save my name as anything sketchy like Cas did. I swear did you tell him to do that?
Why would I do either of those things? That doesn't make any sense, Dean – Sammy
Not My Drug Dealer – Alright, thanks man. Just checking
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Cas – Dean, I made you lightly fried fish fillets for breakfast.
What the hell, Cas? Its 2:45 am – Dean
Cas – Would you like the lightly fried fish fillets or not?
Well, I mean yeah – Dean
Cas – I imagined you would. Come into the kitchen and get some lightly fried fish fillets, please. Their still hot.
Wait what? Did you just make them? - Dean
Cas – Yes Dean, I do not require sleep. I got bored waiting for you to wake up so I decided to make some lightly fried fish fillets.
Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time, Cas – Dean
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(I apologize in advance, I feel bad for what I've done)
Cas – Dean? Is Sam alright. I heard he got in a car accident on a hunt. Did he need to go to the hospital?
No he didn't, he's alright now for the most part, I'm taking care of him. He's had much worse – Dean
He had to take the deep penis – Dean
Cas – Umm, what?
What the fuck autocorrect? I had to inject him with an EPIC PENIS – Dean
I swear to fucking chuck i'm not writing that! - Dean
Cas – I severely hope not.
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Dean – I'm not doing it again. I love drunk Dean. He gets shit done. I even made lunch for today. No idea what's in it but that's not the point. The important thing is I made it.
Yeah? And what did drunk Dean make for lunch – Sammy
Dean – Hold on, let me look
And? - Sammy
Dean – It's empty.
Dean – Drunk Dean is a moron
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Cas – Hello, Dean. I messaging you to let you know that you left your phone at the bunker.
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Dean – So, me and Cas went fishing today. And guess what happened?
What happened? - Sammy
Dean – I was jizzed on... Yes... EJACULATED ON by about a 14 cod fish... in one day. I feel taken advantage of, and violated.
Hahahahahaahahaaha – Sammy
Dean – Yeah yeah, laugh it up. Luckily it didn't get on my skin because i'm wearing like ten million layers. But its fucking gross. It comes out in a non-stop stream. I don't even know what to say. I just took it. Like a whore. Like a marine biologist whore.
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