WHAAAAT? Two chapters in one day? Dang, girl, I must be on a roll! Well, guess what? I'm gonna post THREE chapters in one day! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! NOBODY CAN! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *HACK* *COUGH* *SPUTTER*

Chapter 5: Life Without Love Isn't Life At All

Naomi-chan sat in her room, halfheartedly watching episode 23 of Onii-chan adventure 6: Uncensored Edition. Of course, she had already watched both the censored and uncensored edition multiple times, but it was her favorite hentai. Even though it was her favorite, however, something was distinctly missing. What was it? What could it possibly be? Naomi sat and thought for a moment, and sat for a moment longer, but she simply couldn't place her finger on it, until she glanced over to her nightstand.

There she saw a framed picture of Seiko-chan's face photoshopped onto a picture of a busty anime girl. Why hadn't she thrown that out yet? After all, Seiko and Naomi's relationship was over, right?

"It's all Seiko's fault," Naomi thought. "She let the YouTube fame get to her head."

Naomi let out a sad sigh. Maybe she wasn't okay with being alone. Maybe sitting in a dark room at 5:30 in the afternoon watching hentai wasn't as fun as it sounded. But what could she do? Seiko had ruined it all…

Just then, something caught Naomi's eye, or rather, someone. A young girl was walking by Naomi's house outside her window. She was so beautiful, it took Naomi's breath away. All Naomi could do is stare for a moment, before she recognized who it was. Yes, she had seen the girl before… But where? "That's right" Naomi said out loud, "She's in my class. What was her name again? Oh, right, Satoshi Mochida."

WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO! You hear that? It's the cliffhanger police! I think I'm about to get arrested! It's okay though, I'm white. Anyways guys, make like a tree and LEAF a review! MRRRAAAAGHGHHGH! Isn't this story CLAW-some? Meeeow! (= ᆺ =)