Here is the third chapter in one day. All my creativity has been spent, so I'll see you guys in about 1,000 years for chapter 7.
Chapter 6: Life Without Traps Isn't Life At All
After the whole Yoshiki incident, Seiko still was as determined as ever, but that didn't stop her from pursuing her YouTube career. In the past week, her channel grew from 5 subscribers to a hefty 23.
"At this rate, I'll surpass PewDiePie in a matter of weeks!" said Seiko, burning brain cells by the second.
Seiko was not all too concerned about Naomi. It had been, like, 3 days since they broke up, surely Naomi had forgiven Seiko by now. Therefore, she had plenty of time to sit and record Minecraft gameplay. YouTube videos don't make themselves, you know. Seiko would walk right up to Naomi and apologize, and all would be made right.
The next day at school during lunch, Seiko looked around for Naomi. She was standing by the window, talking to a mysterious girl. Naomi looked like a perverted old man standing over the frail girl, whos face was blushing hard. Who knows what lewd profanities Naomi was tenderly whispering in her ear? Either way, it made Seiko sick to the stomach. Had Naomi forgotten the time when it was she who Naomi whispered such lewd profanities to? Was their relationship so brittle that this one girl (who, yeah, was pretty cute) could make Naomi forget all of their romantic times together? Sure, they hadn't even kissed yet, but they were getting there!
Seiko could not handle this blatant display of cheating. She marched to the window where they were stationed and, with great volume, bellowed: "NAOMI NAKASHIMA, HOW COULD YOU?"
All eyes looked to wards Seiko, but then, realizing it was her, turned back to whatever they were doing previously.
Naomi felt surprise for a moment, but then let anger overtake it. "What do you mean, how could I? How could you! How could you push me away and ruin everything! Well, Seiko Shinohara, I don't need you anymore! I've found this fine piece of work here! Just take a look at that slender frame, smooth skin, succulent lips, and gorgeous eyes! Yes, Seiko Shinohara, I've found the perfect woman!"
After remaining silent all this time, the 'perfect woman' finally spoke up. "A-Actually, Nakashima-san… I'm a boy."
OOOAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH! Woohh. Wow. What a chapter, am I right? Very dramatic stuff going on here. Will Seiko win back Naomi? Will Naomi turn straight? Will Satoshi have a say in any of this? Find out next time on... SEIKO CHAN'S GREAT ADVENTURE!
CAT-ch ya later! ฅ/ᐠ｡ᆽ｡ᐟ\