Texts Between Team Free Will

by CastielWinchester101

What do Cas, Dean and Sam do in their free time? Why they text each other of course! This is a collection of all the lovely texts they send back and forth! *Now with other characters like Crowley, Bobby, Gabriel, and even Balthazar!**Keep in mind that quite a few (not all) of these texts are pairings, however there is a little something for everyone!*

21. Chapter 21

Most of these are auto correct fails. Enjoy :)

Dean – Good News Cas, Sam is homosexual

I don't see how that is neither good or bad news – Cas

Dean – Homo hot lips

Dean – Hot tulips

Dean – I am getting fisted now

Dean – Frustrated

Dean – SAM IS HOME

Dean – FROM HOSPITAL

Oh, in that case, that is good news – Cas

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Sammy – How's you and Cas's camping trip going?

It sucks, I have the worst cell reception and this Mexican has been

cumming in my ear for the last 20 minutes – Dean

Sammy – Umm

Oh my lord. Mosquito. Cumming – Dean

BUZZING – Dean

Clearly, I write "cumming" more the "buzzing" - Dean

Sammy – I see that

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Castiel – Me and Dean are fighting

Again? - Sam

Castiel – Yes. I think this is it this time. He just drove off with his mother's corpse.

WITH HER CORPSE?! - Sam

Castiel – My apologies Sam, with her car.

Jesus christ, Cas. You almost gave me a heart attack – Sam

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Dean – You looked so good in those glasses today.

You think so? - Cas

Dean – Mhm. Yes. You know what else I think is really sexy? Boyscouts.

Dean, I believe that is illegal. Also very wrong, as most 'boyscouts' are young boys.

Please refrain from finding them 'sexy', Dean - Cas

Dean – SHIT CRAP NO BOYSHORTS NOT BOYSCOUTS!

Dean – DAMN THIS PIECE OF SHIT PHONE

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Sammy – Are you and Cas at the bunker?

Yep – Dean

Sammy – What are you doing?

Cas wanted to try playing the Wii. I'm licking his ass – Dean

Sammy – Dean, how many times have I told you, I do not need to know this.

KICKING DAMMIT – Dean

Sammy – Right

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Cas – Dean, these human feelings are difficult for me.

I need something to provide nutrition. I believe I am what is called 'hungry'

Come over! I've got some tasty stuff in my pants – Dean

Cas – Uhm well yes Dean, but that was not what I meant.

Haha, I meant pantry. But you can come over for that too if you want – Dean

Cas – Food will be sufficient.

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? - Man I cant get over how cheap green beans are!

Who is this? What green beans? - Dean

? - Like from the store..

What store? Who is this? - Dean

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Gabriel – So, When do I get to see that sweet ass of yours?

Let's do a bit of roleplay first. Be a bank owner, ill be a robber – Sammybear

Gabriel – Hm alright, I like where your going with this. How can I help you?

Do you happen to be a bank? - Sammybear

Gabriel – Why yes

Then leave me a loan – Sammybear

Gabriel - wait what

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Sammy – Dean?

I'll be there in 5 minutes. If not, read this again – Dean

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Dean – I miss you, wish you would get here sooner. I'm sleeping with that

ship you left in the bathroom :)

I was not aware I did such thing – Cas

Dean – Yeah, Its cute and makes me feel better when your not here

I do not understand – Cas

Dean – Oh I see, shirt. I meant shirt

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Cas – Dean, I believe there is something wrong with my phone. I do not

believe that my texts are getting through

No, there getting through – Dean

Cas – How can you be sure?

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Sammybear – Gabriel, I need your help

About time. Let me grab the condoms, ill be right over – Gabriel

Sammybear – I'm serious Gabriel

So am I, Samsey – Gabriel

Sammybear – Don't call me that. I'm not having sex with you. I need to play a prank on Dean.

Not as fun as sex, but close. Anything in mind? - Gabriel

Sammybear – Not really.. That's why I need your help.

Okay I've already got a bunch of ideas. I need you to get me a good gun, a stripper and Chunky Monkey. I like them after a successful prank- Gabriel

Sammybear – A gun? Gabriel, I want to prank him. Not kill him.

Oh... This might take some time then – Gabriel

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