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Sammy - I'll be back at the bunker soon. Do you want anything from whore foods?
If your at whore foods, I'll take something something tall and blonde – Dean
If your at whole foods, we need some milk – Dean
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Ezekiel - What's wrong brother? Upset that I got inside of Sam Winchester before you did. It's quite a snug fit.
EZEKIEL I WILL KILL YOU GET OUT RIGHT NOW – Gabriel
Ezekiel - I would love to continue this conversation but Sam and I must shower. Humans do this in the nude, yes?
JADUHWNDAIDNIAD – Gabriel
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Dean – Someone told me you sound like an owl.
How do I sound like an owl, Dean? - Cas
Dean – Dammit. You were supposed to say "who?"
Oh. my apologies, Dean – Cas
Who? - Cas
Dean – nevermind Cas, the moments gone.
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Dean – what the hell Cas? Are you throwing things to get my attention? What the hell did I get you a phone for?
I apologize Dean, you are correct – Cas
Dean – Did you just throw your damn phone!?
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Dean – Hows it going? Getting everything?
Yeah, we just need a few more two by fours and we will be done – Sammy
Dean – Awesome, we can head over to Home Depot later.
Dean – Can we cram them in my ass?
I did not need to hear that. Leave the kinky shit for you and Cas to know about, Dean – Sammy
Dean – Son of a bitch. I meant will they fit in my ass
Dean – in the goddamn back of the goddamn Impala. Jesus.
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Dean – Text me when you get back to the bunker with the condoms I asked you to pick up.
We've talked about this, Dean. I am not getting anywhere near you and Cas's "fun time" - Sammy
Dean – Sorry Sammy, meant to text Cas. His name is like right next to yours on my phone.
How is that possible? C and S are on the opposite sides of the alphabet? - Sammy
Dean – I don't have a lot of contacts in between, all right?
Dean – Well, I accidentally messaged Sam about our plans. I really need to change your name from Sweet Sultry Sex Addict in my phone, Cas.
DEAN – Sammy
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Sammy – Jody and Claire are on their way over so we can talk about the case over breakfast. You and Cas need to hurry up and finish whatever it is your doing and pick up all your guy's 'things'.
Oh, sorry. I didn't realize breakfast was going to be held in my room – Dean
Sammy – just do it
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Cassie – Gabriel. I learned what puns are and how to "make" them.
Better then last time, I hope – Gabriel
Cassie – Yes, I have improved, would you like to hear one?
No – Gabriel
Cassie – What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Alright, what? - Gabriel
Cassie – nothing, they just "waved".
No, Cassie, No – Gabriel
Cassie – did you "sea" what I did there?
No – Gabriel
Cassie – I'm "shore" you did
How did you ever get a boyfriend? - Gabriel
Cassie – Don't be such a "beach", Gabriel.
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