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Sammy – Hey Dean, do you know where the stuff I was using to make a few salads is at? None of it is in the fridge.

YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU HAD TO DO IT TO ME AGAIN! IM PLAYING ANGRY BIRDS AND ONLY HAD ONE DAMN BIRD LEFT YOU MADE MY BIRD GO BACKWARDS AND FOR DAMN LETTUCE I HATE YOU I COULDVE WON – Dean

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Sammybear – m alwys soo mean t you bt I don meant it. You are a coool gey

Be still my heart. Listen, Sammybear, I really appreciate the thought but I can't mess around with you while you're drunk. It's against my moral code – Gabriel

Sammybear – im alry prettty nadek

I'll be right there – Gabriel

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Dean – Why does fucking autocorrect to "ducking" on my phone?

Dean – Why would I ever want to use that word, it's not even a real word!

Dean – If I want to say fucking, why would there be a duck ducking?

Dean – What would ducking even mean?

Dean – Would it actual involve ducks?

You mean like another term for bending down? - Sammy

Dean - …

Dean – You know what, shut it.

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Crowley – But anyway, how've you been Squirrel?

I will slice off your arms and chop off your legs and shove them down your throat and while you are choking on your very own limbs, I will saw off your head with a toothbrush just to ensure you the slow painful death you deserve – Dean

Crowley – Well that's ominous

Dean – Heh, stupid autocorrect. I meant good.

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Sammy – I'm back at the bunker

Aweigh – Dean

Awed him – Dean

Awesome – Dean

Gods glam it – Dean

Shit I whirl – Dean

Quit – Dean

DHWWN – Dean

DUCKING AUTOCORRECT – Dean

GET ME A GODDAMN NEW PHONE – Dean

Sammy – Dean, let me tell you how autocorrect works

Sammy – Autocorrect only corrects words to ACTUAL words.

Sammy – You're just bad at typing.

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Sammy – English lesson. "You're welcome" means "you are welcome". "Your welcome" is incorrect. "Your" shows ownership. "You're" means "You are"

screw you – Dean

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Cas – Dean, I need your help. I think I keep getting missed calls.

From who? No one should have that number, Cas – Dean

Cas – From someone named "Betty Low". I believe

.. - Dean

Battery low? - Dean

Cas – Yeah. That's what it was. Do you keep getting missed calls from that name too?

That's it. I'm done. - Dean

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