The penultimate chapter, everybody! This is the last chapter we'll have before things go south for our Yaoi couple! XD

What will happen? Well, I made a little hint of it last chapter, something involving a pizza, so, let's just get going.


Hello everybody... Girl Jordan here.

I know you probably don't want to hear me speak, especially after last time, but Lincoln and Paige are on their date, so you'll have to deal with it.

Anyway, yeah, Lincoln and Paige are out on their date, so I'm left to say what's gonna go on here.

But why tell you, when I can show you?


At Royal Woods' public park, a pair of kids were eating pizza at the food court. These kids were Lincoln Loud and Paige, who seemed to be enjoying their time together.

"This pizza is the best!" Paige chirped.

"I never doubted you when you said that, but I'm glad I got some proof," Lincoln said before taking a bite out of his slice. "How did you come across this pizza?"

Paige smiled. "Well, that's an interesting story."

And as Paige talked about that story, a familiar female figure, Girl Jordan, watched the duo and filmed them with a stern look on her face. And once she filmed enough, she left the park and ran all the way back to her house, and into the basement.

Once there, she went through a door and entered a peculiar room, one filled with pictures of both Lincoln and Paige together, some pictures being from before Paige kissed him in the cheek.

And then the Loud sisters barged in, exclaiming, "Stop right there!"

Girl Jordan put her camera down and slowly turned to sternly glare at the sisters, surprising them in the process.

"Girl Jordan?" Lola asked. "You're Paige's sister?!"

"Welcome to the club," Girl Jordan rolled her eyes. "Why are you here?"

"Clyde told us about what happened at his house, and he said you literally told him where you lived," Lori explained. "So we followed what he said, and he was right."

Girl Jordan smirked as Lisa asked:

"However, that still leaves the question of why you told him where you lived in the first place."

"Because I knew you'd get involved sooner or later," Girl Jordan stated. "And I wanted you to be here so I could drill it into your head how you're in no position to act like the better person."

"Yeah? You and what army?!" Lynn scoffed. "There's ten of us, and only one of you!"

"Yes, you're right about that: There's ten of you," Girl Jordan narrowed her eyes. "Ten brats that for the longest time, minded their own happiness, rather than their brother's."

The sisters raised an eyebrow, and Lynn asked, "What are you talking about?"

Girl Jordan smirked. "I figured you'd come and try to be the heroes of Lincoln's love story."

The girl took out a pendrive. "So I decided to gather some information to prove, again, that you're in no position to act like you're the better person."

Girl Jordan then activated the big monitor in the room, which started showcasing videos of the sisters worst moments with Lincoln. Teasing gone wrong, innocently insensitive comments, and even manipulation were featured across the videos.

And as the sisters watched with shock, Girl Jordan smiled and asked, "Need I say more?"

"H-How did you even get some of this information?!" Lori said in disbelief. "In some of these, we were literally alone with Lincoln!"

"I have contacts, you know?" Girl Jordan smiled. "Contacts who, even if they're not present, keep an eye on you 24/7."

"You mean... Mom and Dad?" Luna guessed, only to grow angrier as she snapped, "What did you do to them!?"

"Yeah, what did you, like, do to them?" Leni asked, perplexed at this development. "They totes wouldn't be against Lincoln having a relationship with Paige!"

"Oh no, they're totally against it," Girl Jordan smirked. "In fact, they're against it out of their own free will."

The sisters gasped. "What?!"

"Did you really think just because you were okay with the whole deal, that your parents would be okay as well?" Girl Jordan walked towards the sisters, arms folded behind her back. "In a household, the parents are the absolute authority, or at least, that's how it should be. They say what happens, when it happens, and how it'll happen. And even if they do something that you like, or let you play with your toys, or buy you the latest cool thingamajig in the market, you get it under their own accord."

Girl Jordan glared at the sisters as she bluntly stated:

"And in a family such as yourself, where there's absolute chaos, your parents are probably desperate to regain the semblance of authority they once had. And now, you know how it feels like, don't you?"

Girl Jordan leaned closer. "To be faced with a situation where you're not the one who has the last say?"

Girl Jordan turned back and walked to the monitors as she added:

"I'm not saying this without a basis in reality, you know? I myself have seen how parents get to be the ultimate authority, and you know what? It's for the better. After all, do you really know what you want? Does Lincoln know what he wants? Does Paige know what he wants?"

Lisa narrowed her eyes. "Do you?"

Girl Jordan chuckled. "Touche."

The girl turned back to the sisters, and leaning against her control panel, she asked:

"Now tell me, after hearing all of this, and without hesitation: Do you want to stop me because you care about Lincoln and Paige's relationship..."

Girl Jordan smirked. "Or because you believe you're the only ones who should destroy it!?"

The sisters flinched and remained silent, even if some of them tried to say something in return.

"This can only end in two ways," Girl Jordan growled. "Either Lincoln and Paige break the relationship because of the backlash against it..."

Girl Jordan narrowed her eyes:

"Or the relationship breaks, because of you. And Lincoln never forgives you for it."

The sisters exchanged looks, and nodding in agreement, they promptly left the bunker, with Lynn and Luna staring angrily at Girl Jordan before they left.

And as soon as the door closed, Girl Jordan smiled victoriously, and went back to her business.


You may think I was a bit too... Hardcore, with what I did. But I know you've done worse things in the past.

And believe me, everything I do is for my brother's well-being, nothing else.

Nothing else...

Anyway, my plan is about to begin. I'd ask you to wish me luck, but let's be honest... You want me to crash and burn.

Guess what? Even if I do, I will take Lincoln and Paige's relationship with me.