AUTHOR'S NOTE: Sorry guys, BAD NEWS! My African sex slave died last week of something called "Malnutrition" (I don't even think that's a real word, LOL) Anyways, the point is that he was the one who proofread all of my writing, and so there might be a few spelling or grammatical errors in this one. Again, I APOLOGIZE! I promise this issue will be fixed by the time I write the next chapter. Girl Scout's honor.
Chapter 15: Life without gramer isn't life at all
Seiko was a waking up in the WcDonald's praking lot.
She felt muy heavy. (OTTER'S NOTE: MUY MEANS ""VERY"" IN SPEANISH!)
She smell smthn very bade.
It was her. She had lots of tha poopies all over her, she did not know if was her poops or sombdys elses?"
""Wow! I smell the very bad!" Seiko said…
Seiko wnated to get clean bc she was very bad the smelling was.
"Hmm… How does one getting clean?"
Seiko saw sign ovr building: "GET CLEAN HEAR FOR FREE!"
"O! VERY CONVENENT! I GO THERE NOW!" an Seiko went ther.
It was a showers public bathhouse. Seiko wen in and tooken a shower. Ooooh~~ dont look, boys! Scrub a dub dub! RUB RUB RUB!
Wen Seiko was ther e clean, she went a out of the batthous and she saw a man ther! Out side!
Seiko inastly recognisd the man, it was El Diablo, the local drug lord!
El Diablo snifed around, smellin' for SEiko. "SEIKO I Smell U! U Stol My Crack Cocaine! Nwo U Shall Die!"
Seiko was muy afraid. She hidden underneth the dumpster so El Diablo could not sniff her. "GO AWAY EL DIABLO I DONT EVEN LIKE YOUR CRACK!"
This angrd El Diablo, aslo he herd Seiko yellin, so he new wear she was. El Diablko wsa aproching the dunpster, when SUDENLY! !
NARUTO CAME AND KILLED EL DIABLO WITH A COOL KATANA (Otter's note: Narutto takes pliece in same universe as this fanfiction, so thats why Naturo is there, okay?)
Naruto slice El Diabib's head rite off:
Seiku said: "Wow! Thnacks you, Namurto!"
Nermutato said: No probem, bby…"
Seiku Said: Wow! "U are so atractive, I almost turn straight! But Nowami is way cutter."
Namomo said: "ITS ok, I thunk Maoni is cutter, 2."
JSUT THEN! EL DIBABIBS ROSE FRUM DEAD AND KILD NATURO!
"Ha. Now Naruro Is Deadid. Ha."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Smaeiko was very sad insid. Muy sad.
JUST THAN: NARUTO ROSE FROM DAD AND BECOM BATMAN1 (Otter's note: Baytman taks place in sam univer a s tha fanfic, K?)
Batman said "I am the mbat man. Who is also Naruto."
BATMAN KILL EL DIABLO AND THEN EAT HIS CORPSE SO HE NOT ROSE FROM DEAD NO MORE (Otter's note: Ha, more liek, eaet his Corpse… PARTY!)
Baman burp real loud. The n he disapper.
Seiko roll'd her eyeballs and said: "Wsoahehfioksnlm"
Than she wnet forrward to Naomi's hause
Thank you for reading my fanfiction. I miss Abdul. He was the muy good at in English, even tho he was from African. I didn't know you had to feed them, and so he dieded. If you don't leave a nice review on this chapter, I'm going to enslave you and force you to proofread my fanfiction for the rest of your natural lifespan. THANKS! SEIKOXSACHIKO239 OUT!