Chapter 16: Life Without Confidence Isn't Life At All

Howdy y'all! It's me, SeikoXSachiko239! I hope my kittens have been behaving themselves.. ;)

Since my last chapter I have kidnapped an English professor named Archibald to proofread my fanfiction, so it will probably be more readable this time. :))))))

(Archibald's note: due to the extreme stupidity of Naruto and Batman being in the Corpse Party universe, I have taken the liberty of omitting them from the canon of this fanfiction. Also I miss my family please send help.)

Seiko, Imbued with determination, strode to Naomi's doorstep and gave a mighty knock upon the wooden door. Seiko guessed it was oak, but in reality it was maple. It was at this point that Seiko realized she had no plan whatsoever as to how she would convince Naomi to being her GF again. Seiko started to panic, pacing around with anxiety. She had tried everything, fake apologizing, reenacting hentai, yelling at her, what else was there to do?

Seiko started banging her head on the maple wood door (that she thought was oak) out of frustration, hoping the blunt force trauma would inspire her.

Suddenly, it came to her. The idea that would undoubtedly win Naomi over. The one that would bring her and Naomi to the altar, surely.

A tournament arc. A tournament arc. A tournament arc.

There would be a great tournament, and Naomi would be the prize. There comes a time in every great anime where there must be a tournament, and all the main characters must participate. And, in the great anime of life, that time had come.

Seiko had been banging her head on the door for a good 25 minutes, but still no one answered. Luckily, though, she had made a head-shaped hole in the door, and so she reached inside and unlocked it, letting herself in. She peeked into the kitchen and saw Mrs. Nakashima baking cookies.

"Oh, Seiko, Dear, when did you get here?"

"Are you deaf you literal pile of garbage? I knocked on the door like a million times you old cow."

"Hm? What's that, dear?" Naomi's mom paused the Linkin Park song she was listening to and took off her headphones. "Sorry, dear, I couldn't hear what you said."

"Oh, that's okay, Mrs. Nakashima. I just said: Are you deaf you literal pile of garbage? I knocked on the door like a million times you old cow."

Natsumi Nakashima laughed and went back to listening to Linkin Park.

You could certainly tell that this was Naomi's house, what with all the body pillows and hentai posters strewn about. The air was heavy and hard to breath, presumably because of all the sin. The air only grew thicker as Seiko approached Naomi's door. Her heart fluttered, remembering the last time she was in Naomi's room. They were watching Onii-Chan Adventure 6 (Censored Edition.) This wonderful memory renewed Seiko's confidence, and so she didn't bother knocking on the door. This is where she belonged.

REEEEEE I'm back baby! Did you think I could let my magnum opus rot away into obscurity? Now review this chapter. DO IT! DO IT NOW! IF YOU DON'T DO IT I'LL CUT ARCHIBALD'S NOSE OFF!