Chapter 19: Live Without Lifting Isn't Life At All

Author's Note: Hewwo my cute little kittens! OWO wats dis?!

Here is that Morishige x Mayu chapter I promised so long ago!

Is anybody still here?

Is anybody still listening to me?

Does anyone care?

Morishige knew what he had to do. He had to lift. He had to become the buffest, strongest, sexiest man in town if he wanted a sliver of a chance with Mayu. He knew he had to be the best, and he knew where he had to go. Morishige put on his most comfortable onsie and walked towards the exit of his apartment. On his way out, he saw his $3,000 gaming PC, lights all ablaze, inviting him to sit down in his expensive gaming chair to play some Nekopara (uncensored edition).

The temptation… Morishige could feel it… Morishige wanted, oh so badly wanted, to watch some cute anime girls with cat ears rub his virtual feet… But he had a job to do. His job was to get friggin' swol.

Morishige headed towards the local gym. He decided against bringing his scooter that he usually rode around on, just to burn a few extra calories on the way, but the exhaustion was already getting to him. The overcast sun was beaming down upon him, causing him to sweat like a wild beast. His legs would surely give out before he got across the street where the gym was. Morishige had reached his limit. It was time to give up, throw in the towel, go kaput.

Something entered Morishige's mind. Something beautiful. Flashes of something he desperately wanted.

"Wow, Morishige, you look freakin' buff as heck, dude." It was a voice, a female's voice, a soft, gentle, high-pitched voice… It was Mayu's voice. "I totally want to date you because you are very hot and have big muscles and a superior intellect all at once."

This is what Morishige wanted. This is all he wanted. Morishige, with great strength, stood up off the asphalt and marched towards the gym. He just had to find somebody… A certain somebody who knew everything there is to know about lifting.

"Keichi Shinohara."

Keichi did not hear Morishige, because he was too busy flexing in one of the locker room mirrors. With great force, Morishige bellowed:
"KEICHI SHINOHARA I WANNA GET FLIPPIN' JACKED MY DUDE!"

Now this was the language Keichi spoke. He turned and saw the 479 pound Morishige standing there drenched in sweat. Keichi's eyes lit up. "Bro, really? You want me to, like, train you?"

"Yes." Morishige said.

Keichi tightened his headband and pushed his designer sunglasses up to his face. "Let's get started."

"HGHGHHHHHGHGHGHHAAAAHAGHGGHHGHH" Said Morishige matter-of-factly as he tried to lift the bar above his head.

"The key to gettin' swol is drinking 75 Premier Protein shakes a day, and eating nothing else." Said Keichi. "After about a week of doing that, you should probably be as buff as me." Keichi patted his noodle-arms affectionately.

"No Doritos?"

Keichi shook his head.

"No Mountain Dew?"

Keichi shook his head.

"No Reese's Peatnut Butter Cups?"

Keichi shook his head so violently there was an audibly loud crack.

Morishige was about to give up before he thought of Mayu's tender lips once again. "Alright, I'll do it."

(Author's note: For this part you can just look up Eye of the Tiger up on YouTube or something idk also just imagine Morishige working out a lot and jogging up some stairs okay bye)

[INSERT TRAINING MONTAGE HERE]

After a week of hard training, Morishige had lost 359 pounds. He was almost skinnier than Keichi. He could walk across the street almost 700 times a day without collapsing. Morishige looked at himself in the mirror and beamed with… disappointment.

"Keichi!" Yelled Morishige. "Where are my muscles?! You said I would have big muscles!"

Keichi looked at the incredibly skinny Morishige and burst into tears. "My whole life is a lie, Shig! I don't know what I'm doing, I've never known! Nobody loves me, not even my clueless cousin Seiko ever wants to hang out with me! I don't have friends, I don't even have parents! All I do is work out, work out, work out, hoping that I'll look better eventually, but nothing ever works! I don't know what to do, Shig! I'm scared, lonely… I think I might kill myself later today…"

Seeing that Keichi wasn't going to be any help, he stormed out the gym. "Fine, I don't need muscles anyway. Now that I've shed my blubber, it's time to groom myself, and then…" Morishige thought of the blissful moment he would come back to school and impress Mayu with his dashing looks. "Then we'll finally be together…"

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