Over the Vault Intercom
"Good evening. This is your Overseer speaking, bringing you the Daily Report. I am now fully recovered, and I'm ready to resume my Vault duties. I would like to thank you all for venturing out into the wastes and risking your lives to save mine. Thank you for saving me from the Tunnel Snakes also, when I was most vulnerable. Thank you for everything you have done for me, I will not forget it.
Setting that aside, I'm afraid I have some bad news... This morning, at 8:17, we had a breach in section 8A, common showers. It was a nasty glowing deathclaw, who sadistically played with its 'meal' before killing everyone who was in the area at that time. Unfortunately, we got word of it too late. I have eyes everywhere in this Vault, except the living quarters and the showers. No cameras were installed in those places due to obvious privacy concerns. Maybe it's time to change the rules? Please send your thoughts on this matter to my private email. Suffice yo say, your colleagues did not get a quick death, especially the women. I don't think I need to get into details...
We have lost twelve security guards today and had several wounded civilians, people who chose not to stay in their quarters and decided to take matters in their own hands. And I am content they did so, because the situation was getting out of control down there. Two civilians are dead, one is missing, but the deathclaw is dead. Special thanks to Gary Whittle, Brandon Harley, Jeremy Fitzgard, Conal Shilo and Calvin Zaslavski - brave citizens who helped fight off the deathclaw. No thanks to Mason Harwood, who shot a Fat Man in an enclosed space and severely damaged the walls, the hydraulic doors, and caused a gas leak. You sir are an idiot. That's all for now, get some sleep, tomorrow is another day of adventure in the Vault. Don't forget to send your emails about whether or not we should have cameras installed in private areas. Remember, it's for your own safety. Good night. Overseer, out."