Today had been an uneventful one in the villa, for once. The occupants were splayed lazily about the place, without a care in the world. Panda was lying on the couch, a tired looking Xiaoyu front down on the bear's stomach. Heihachi was asleep on the chair beside them, and Lars was plopped down in the corner, his head propped against the wall. Everyone else was in bed. That is, besides one individual…
Lee practically skipped into the room, a bouquet of roses gripped in his hand. He began tossing them around the room, much to the annoyance of the others.
"Wake up, wake up; it's a beautiful day!" He sang.
"Piss off!" Xiaoyu spat, her blood shot eyes locked on him.
Lee responded by dumping the bouquet on her head.
"What's the matter with you all today?" He asked, hands on hips. "We're on holiday! Let's go!"
"Go where?" Xiaoyu grunted, her hair covered in rose petals.
"Out!"
She and the others groaned.
"We went out yesterday," Heihachi croaked, his eyes still shut tight.
"Yes," Lars spoke up. "Let's stay in today."
"What a waste…" Lee sighed, as he looked out of the glass door, the Sun streaming through it. It would be a shame to let that Sun light go to waste. He disappeared into the hallway.
The others suddenly heard the front door slam shut. A moment later, they heard Lee's footsteps escaping up the driveway before the sound slowly dissipated.
"Let's lock him out," Heihachi grunted again.
"You do it," Xiaoyu murmured.
"Lars will do it," he replied.
Lars groggily got to his feet, and planned out his next move in his head. He would do a jumping, spinning 720, grab the front door keys, lock the door, and then return to his corner with a quadruple, somersault, spinny thing.
But instead, in his current groggy state, he could only manage a single forward roll before giving up.
Several hours passed before Lee's return. The rest of the family had returned to the living room, and now the rest of the chairs were occupied.
Lee entered the villa, his brow speckled with sweat, and a bottle of water clasped in his hand. His morning run had given him time to think up fun activities. Unfortunately, they all required going outside, so instead, he suggested they watch some movies.
Nobody objected.
The first film was a romance, titled, 'Underage Schoolgirls Part 3'.
"You sure that's not a porno!?" Xiaoyu had exclaimed when she had read the title.
An hour into the film, and, aside from the bad acting, it was apparent it was not a porno, but just a really bad movie.
"There's no teachers that good looking at my school," Xiaoyu said, as some slick looking guy with glasses and a suit appeared on screen.
"Come over here so I can punish you!" He said to his pupil.
"Yes, sir!" She whimpered, before meekly making her way over to him.
"This is so dumb," Kazuya grunted, a giant bucket of popcorn on his knee.
"No, it isn't!" Lee replied, in tears. "It's a beautiful story of forbidden love! Because he is her teacher, and also several years older than her, they can never have a relationship! It would be like if Xiao fell for me…" He suddenly looked over at the horrified looking schoolgirl. "Never fall for me, Xiao…"
"Like that would ever happen!" She said, almost choking on her popcorn.
Kazuya suddenly leapt to his feet, showering everybody with his own popcorn. He walked over to the DVD player to eject the disc. He then preceded to fling into the air. Jin responded by vaporizing it with his laser eyes. A red ash pile were the only remains of the disc, now.
"Next," he said, simply.
The following movie was an anime. The others began to grow suspicious when it had the exact same opening as the last movie.
"Gimme that!" Xiaoyu snatched the box from Lee's hand, and read aloud the title. "Underage Schoolgirls Part 3: The Animation!"
After Kazuya and Jin had smashed that one to pieces, too, they decided to browse the popular movie streaming service: Notflix.
"Now this is more like it!" Kazuya grinned, his eyes beaming at the movie they were currently watching: Ancient Samurai Tough Guys!
"So much blood…" Heihachi licked his lips at the gore fest.
"This movie doesn't even have a plot!" Lee snorted.
"And yours did?" Jun spoke up, shaking her head.
A couple of hours passed, and the credits were rolling.
"My favourite part was when he ripped that guy's head off, and shoved it down his own throat!" Heihachi roared in laughter.
"My favourite part was when he poked out his eyes balls, chewed them, and spat them back out!" Kazuya also laughed.
"My favourite part were the end credits," Lee murmured, his hand propping up his bored stricken face.
While Heihachi and Kazuya discussed the movie, they didn't noticed that Kuma had gotten a hold of the remote. He scrolled through the list of movies, only stopping when he got to the one titled: Winston, the Life and Times of a Circus Bear.
A bear, not dissimilar to Kuma, was out frolicking in the woods, when suddenly he was captured by humans.
Suddenly, the room fell silent as the heart breaking movie showed the struggle that Winston, the bear, went through.
When it was finished, Xiaoyu and Heihachi were bawling like babies.
"I would never let them take you to a circus, Panda!" She wailed, her arms wrapped around her.
"And I would never let them take you to a circus, Kuma!" Heihachi also wailed. "Well, unless I was offered a boat load of cash…"
As night was drawing near, the group decided it was time for a horror movie. They went with the one titled: Martial Artist Mauler: The Revenge, a decision they would regret. The main character, a masked madman, enjoyed nothing more than murdering martial artists. He himself was one, but after he was expelled from a dojo by a martial arts master, and then subsequently mocked for his terrible fighting skills, he developed a hatred for all martial artists. His pink gi was a sharp contrast to his menacing persona, and the mask he wore was a tengu mask.
The martial artists currently occupying this room were all staring in horror at the screen as the killer stalked his next victim: his old master.
"Look behind you, damn it!" Kazuya yelled at the screen.
"He's gonna die, isn't he?" Lars whimpered, his head poking out from behind the couch.
"I can't look!" Xiao squealed, as she clutched Jin's arm.
"We all have to go someday," Jin said, philosophically.
Kuma leapt into Heihachi's arms as the killer drove his knife into the victim's back. Over and over, he plunged the knife in as his old master writhed in agony.
"W-why?" He howled in pain.
"Am I my good enough for your dojo now!?" He cackled, blood spurting over his mask and gi.
"Now, it's your turn!"
Everybody glanced backwards at the unknown voice. Through the darkness, the only thing they could see was the glinting of a knife, and it was raised high above their heads.
"Oh, crap, he's come for us!" Xiaoyu wailed.
The martial artists darted off in different directions, comically falling over every piece of furniture. They bolted for the door, and disappeared into the night, their screams still audible even moments later.
The supposed killer flicked on the light. Lee laughed hysterically as he placed the knife down on the breakfast counter. He immediately locked the front door, before disappearing into his bedroom. A few seconds later, he emerged, another DVD clutched in his hand. This one was titled: Underage Schoolgirls: Unrated Edition.
"There," he smirked, as he placed it into the machine. "Time for some alone time."