At the villa, a serious discussion was taking place. The family had huddled together, and were debating what to do about their two new houseguests.

"I can't take any more of his snoring!" Asuka whined, bags bulging under her eyes. "I thought Kuma and Heihachi were bad, but Ogre's snores shake the whole damn house!"

"I agree," Jun nodded before yawning. "I couldn't sleep a wink last night."

"I vote we kill him," Kazuya grunted, his fist tightening.

"Uh, he's a ghost," Asuka said. "He's already dead. Actually, why the hell does a ghost need to sleep anyway?"

"Aren't you the Devil?" XIaoyu said to Kazuya. "Can't you send him to hell or something?"

"Don't be stupid," he snapped. "Devil's have nothing to do with hell. We just shoot laser beams out of our eyes and fly around."

"Ogre's snoring doesn't bother me," an anxious-looking Heihachi spoke up. "Kazumi's the one that needs to go! She keeps sneaking up behind me and scaring the hell out of me! My poor heart can't take anymore. Oh, God, sh-she's behind me now, isn't she?"

"Calm down, Heihachi," Jun said softly, patting him on the shoulder. "There's no one there."

"Hello!"

Everybody leaped out of their skin when Kazumi suddenly materialized in front of them causing Heihachi to collapse. Kuma quickly darted over to him to waft him with a cushion.

"I'll never get tired of that," she said with an evil grin so evil that it made Kazuya's grin look cute.

"WHAT'S ALL THIS NOISE?"

Everyone groaned when Ogre appeared through the wall, his massive frame almost filling the entire room.

"YOU'RE ALL SO LOUD! I CAN'T GET ANY PEACE AND QUIET AROUND HERE!"

Asuka lunged angrily at the hulking beast, but fell right through his ghostly form, cracking her head against the wall. So that was two of the family knocked out.

A third presence entered the room, though this time it was actually through a door. It was Lee, and he had his hands clasped together in glee. He had a smile so wide he was in danger of splitting his cheeks.

"C-c-cave," he managed to spout.

"Cave?" Jun repeated.

"B-b-beach."

"There's a cave on the beach?"

"E-e-explore."

"You want to explore the cave on the beach?"

He nodded excitedly.

"Well, we've got nothing better to do," Jun sighed.

"It sounds exciting!" Xiaoyu yelped, her own hands clasping together in joy.

"Sounds boring," Kazuya grunted.

"Excellent!" Lee squealed like a schoolgirl. "I'll go change!"

Everybody watched him vanish into the hallway and presumably into his room.

"Why the hell does he need to change?" Kazuya sighed.

A few moments later, and Lee re-entered the room. All eyes fell on his outfit. He was decked out in full explorer gear. He had a round hat on his head with a lamp on the front, binoculars around his neck, and shorts that were way too short. Everyone burst out laughing simultaneously. Even Asuka and Heihachi had a giggle before falling unconscious again.

"Wh-what are you w-wearing, L-Lee?" Jun gasped every word, her stomach killing her.

"YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF STUPID IDIOT!" Ogre roared with laughter, as did his snakes.

Even the ever serious Kazuya was busting a gut.

"W-wait," he uttered as he walked past him and into the hallway. He swung open the front door and waited for somebody to pass by.

"Hey, you!" He shouted to a passing hiker.

"What the hell?" He shouted back in confusion.

"W-wannna see something funny?"

"Sure," he replied with a shrug before sprinting over.

Kazuya guided the hiker into the room, pointing his finger at his adopted brother. The hiker joined in with their laughter.

"Look at his shorts!" He guffawed while slapping his knee.

Lee frowned at his family and the hiker.

After another minute of solid laughter, it finally died down.

"Finished?" Lee said, pouting.

"Alright, you can go now," Kazuya said to the hiker, his breathing heavy.

"But I'm lonely," he said.

"Take a hike," Kazuya said, sniggering at his own joke.

The hiker left with his shoulders slumped.

"Alright, let's explore this damn cave."

A few minutes later and they were all stood at the cave entrance. The afternoon Sun was blazing down on them, so the breeze wafting from the cave was welcome.

"Let's go!" Lee said, turning on his headlamp.

They started inside, shuddering at the damp air. Lee took the lead, his lamp lighting the way.

Their feet pounded against the floor, causing an echo. The noise seemed to disturb something within, as it wasn't long before they met their first occupants of the cave. Everybody ducked as a bunch of bats flew over them. Heihachi attempted to snatch one but failed.

"Dammit," he grunted, clenching his fists. "It could've been the next Kuma."

Kazumi rolled her eyes at her weirdo ex-husband.

"Is their a bat in my hair?" Lars asked with a frown.

Jun took a quick glance.

"No," she said simply. Just as she verified there were no bats in his hair, one emerged and flew away at once.

"Your hair is like a cave," Xiaoyu smirked.

"We'll explore it next," Lee added.

Deeper and deeper they continued into the darkness.

Xiaoyu clutched hold of Jin's arm in fear, causing him to grunt.

"D-d-d-do you think there are any ghosts in this cave?" She asked with a shudder.

"Yes," Kazuya replied. "I'd say around... two. Two ghosts in this cave right now."

"Wh-why so specific?" She asked.

"Because they're walking right beside us."

Xiaoyu gasped and darted her eyes around. She immediately felt embarrassed when she realised he was talking about Ogre and Kazumi.

"Oh... yeah," she said, her cheeks glowing.

"You can turn your lamp off now, Lee," Jin said. "Xiaoyu's cheeks will guide our way."

Xiaoyu released Jin's arm at once and crossed her own in a huff.

"I DON'T SEE ANY GHOSTS," Ogre blurted out.

Nobody said anything. They were too amazed by his stupidity.

The endless cave continued. It was a long while before they finally came across something.

It was a sleeping bear, but it soon woke up at their presence. It released a long groan as it sat up.

"Graaroarrrr (what are you doing in my cave?)."

Kuma stepped forward.

"Rrreeeeraahhh (we're just looking around. Why are you sleeping? It's two in the afternoon!)."

"Hhhrrrgghh (I'm hibernating)."

"Arggrrrgrhh (but it's summer)."

"This is boring and annoying," Asuka suddenly said. "Let's go look at that wall until they shut up."

Everyone agreed and followed her.

"Hhhrhrhhhhhgggghh (hey, who's that?)," the strange bear asked, pointing a claw over to Panda.

"Grrrrrrreeeeeeeraaaa (hey, claws off, man!)."

"Arrrrrruuggggghhhhhhhh (I will breed with her)."

"Rrrreeeereuuuuuuuuuuuu (what the-? I'll kick your tail!)."

Everyone turned at the sudden fight that had broken out. Kuma made swift work of the other bear, giving him a hard swipe across the face with his claw. He crashed to the floor in a heap. Surprisingly, he began to snore. Kuma hadn't knocked him out at all. The bear was so tired, he had simply fallen back to sleep.

"What was that about?" Xiaoyu asked.

"He wanted to breed with Panda," Heihachi explained.

"Ew, let's get out of here, Panda!" XIaoyu shrieked, dragging Panda with her.

One long, boring hour later, they finally reached the end of the cave, and on the floor was an old-fashioned looking treasure chest glistening brilliantly.

Xiaoyu gasped and sprinted over to it.

"Pirate's treasure!"

She snapped open the lid, but there was only one object inside. It was a statue of some grumpy looking man wearing some kind of headdress.

"What's this?" Xiaoyu asked as she held it up with surprising ease.

Ogre stepped forward and leaned down to inspect it.

"AH, THAT'S AN ANCIENT AZTEC OBJECT THAT SEALS AWAY EVIL SPIR-."

But he was unable to finish the sentence as he was sucked headfirst into the statue's mouth. Everyone stood silent for a moment.

"Oh... alright," Xiaoyu finally said as she tossed it back into the chest.

Asuka wrapped an arm around Lee's shoulders, tears forming in her eyes.

"Lee, this was the best idea you've ever had."

Asuka was clearly delighted she would get a decent nights rest again.

"Well, I think it was an awful idea!" Lee snapped. "My legs are freezing in these shorts, and I didn't even get to use my binoculars! Let's get out of here."

"One down, one to go," Heihachi mumbled to himself, his eyes locked on Kazumi.

Exhausted and cold, the family finally exited the cave with one person less then what they had entered with. The Moon was out, its light illuminating the dark sea.

"Let's go home everyone," Jun sighed. She was looking forward to getting some sleep.

"Is there a bat in my hair?" Lars asked again, for some reason.

"Probably," Jun said.

"If there is, let me have it," Heihachi said.

The family headed up the beach, another eventful day over with.

Back in the cave...

"HELLO?" Ogre's voice roared from the statue. "THEY'VE LEFT ME HERE, HAVEN'T THEY? AT LEAST I'LL GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET. AM I GENIE NOW? WHERE'S THAT DAMN HIBERNATING BEAR? HEY, BEAR, WAKE UP! COME AND RUB ME-I MEAN, COME AND RUB THE STATUE THREE TIMES! YOU WANT PANDA? I'LL GRANT YOUR WISH! WAIT, YOU CAN'T MAKE SOMEONE FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU; THAT'S A RULE. MAKE ANOTHER WISH, BEAR. BEAR? WHY DID MY PEOPLE HAVE TO MAKE THIS DAMN EVIL SPIRIT CATCHING STATUE THINGY! HEY, BEAR? BEAR? HELLO...? DAMMIT!"