Riayu: Guess what, everyone! I've got my computer back! Guess what else! It's still broken!

Sharin: Why do I get the feeling you're not exactly thrilled with Dell?

Psy: Because she probably wants to kill them.

Riayu: How'd you know? Smiling But, oh well. I'll probably have to send it away again but I'm sure Sye would upload another chappie or two for me.

Sharin: Is she going to write the Author Note again? Shudders

Riayu: I was actually thinking about turning them over to her for a while anyways. They made me laugh.

Sharin: O.O NO!

Riayu: I hear a resounding yes.

Psy: You do realize that you're not a nice person, right?

Riayu: Of course.

Disclaimer: Guess what I don't own…Well, of course I don't own that, but guess what else I don't own. Guess again. Again. Okay, if you won't guess right then I'll just tell you, it's Naruto.

P.S. Name's and faces might get a little confusing in this chapter. There will be a link at the top of my page for reference to the names and faces of the different Peins.

"She's completely insane!" Suki yelled the minute she closed the door to the condo where Itachi, Tobi, Zetsu, and she stayed. "She must have split personality syndrome or something!" Zetsu looked up, scowling at her.

"Would you kindly shut up?" Itachi asked, rubbing his temples. "It's no bid deal. She gave us the verbal thrashing that we both deserved."

"She forgot about it! Come on! That's a little weird."

"What are you guys yelling about?" Zetsu asked, looking up from the bowl of cereal he was eating.

"We went to go visit," Itachi paused for a second, "a new friend and she yelled and Suki and I, then she forgot about it. No big deal." Itachi shot Suki a warning glance when she opened her mouth to correct him.

"I pity you, Sasori," she said instead, though she seemed to mean it. "You've got a crush on a psychopath."

"Crazy people are great in bed," Sasori said, seemingly unbothered.

"Sasori, you've got a one-track mind, don't you?" Itachi asked, shaking his head a little. "Don't eat all the cereal, Zetsu. We need that for breakfast too."

"It tastes like tree bark," Zetsu said, spooning more of the flaky cereal into his mouth.

"That's usually what bran flakes taste like," Itachi said, letting his hair out of its ponytail as he glanced at the clock on the wall. "Shit! I have to go, guys. I'm late for an interview."

"It's nine at night, where the hell are you getting an interview at?" Suki asked, giving him an incredulous look.

"The strip clubs open at eight," Sasori said, smiling a little.

"And that reminds me, I have to go too. I promised a friend I would help her study tonight," Suki said, running to her room and grabbing her backpack.

"How does a strip club remind you of studying?" Itachi asked, patting the couch in search of his wallet.

"She needs help with anatomy," Suki said, throwing the door opened and running out.

"I'm sure Tobi would be thrilled if he heard that," Sasori said, shaking his head. "When you get back can you help me out with something, Itachi?"

"Depends on what it is," Itachi said, finally finding his wallet and tucking it into his back pocket.

"You're the closest person to Sharin. What should I do to get her to date me?"

"Ask her out somewhere," Itachi said, running out the door in much the same fashion as Suki. He hailed the nearest taxi, slid into the backseat, and gave the driver the address to where he wanted to go.

Itachi wasn't expecting the lights of the house to be on at such a late hour. But, in every window of the hour he pulled up to there was a light on. He paid the can driver and got out of the taxi. He ascended the stairs hurriedly, knocking on the door before stepping back and waiting. A few minutes passed and Itachi knocked on the door again.

"Hold on a second!" a girl's voice called, making Itachi's blood run cold. The door flew opened and Itachi found himself staring at a tall woman with orange hair tied up in a knot on top of her head. She was frowning deeply, her eyes glinting despite the darkness outside.

"What do you want?" She asked, her mouth frowning around the words. Itachi noticed the glinting studs in her face, like the ones that Pein wore.

"I'm here to see Pein," he said, staring at the stud on the bridge of her nose.

"Which one? There's seven of us," she looked angry, as if she was tired of that mistake.

"Uhh…he's my tech class teacher," Itachi said, a little perplexed.

"Deva. So you're Uchiha Itachi, huh? I expected you to be taller. But oh well." She turned, leaving the door opened as she walking into the house. "DEVA! THERE'S A WHORE HERE FOR YOU!"

"Shut the hell up, Ikinara," a voice said from another room. "We all heard him come in." A man with long orange hair tied into a ponytail stepped into the room, smiling. "I'm Ikimono, Deva's brother. He'll be down in a minute. That's Ikinara, she's the local bitch. Just ignore her, everyone else does." Ikinara scowled and punched him hard in the arm, her eyes flashing dangerously.

"When someone finds you dead in an alley, no one's gonna wonder who did it," a third voice said. Itachi looked up at the sound of the familiar voice and saw Deva walking down the stairs located in what Itachi guessed was a sort of entry way. "Hello, Uchiha," Pein said, his voice cold but laced with an undertone of lust.

"Oh, great. Deva's horny. Everyone run for your lives!" Ikimono shouted, jumping to the side when Deva moved to hit him.

"I swear to god, someone shut him up in a closet," a fourth person entered the room, looking thoroughly pissed off. "Or else I probably will kill him." He had spiky long hair and pointed studs that jutted out from the backs of his ears. "Who's the emo kid?"

"That's Deva's new play toy, Uchiha Itachi," Ikinara said, smiling at the recent addition to the group.

"That's Naraka, local asshole," Ikimono whispered to Itachi.

"No one let Jinteki see him, god knows, there'll probably be some huge fight about why he doesn't get a new play toy," Naraka said, sneering a little.

"You're scaring him," another voice said, making Itachi turn yet again to see who was coming. The person that entered the room next was tall but rounded, with his hair pulled back into a little ponytail at the base of his skull. He was wearing a rather floral apron and a smile was on his face. "I'm Preta. Deva told me you'd be coming, so I'm making cookies. I hope you like chocolate chip."

"Uhh…sure," Itachi said, frowning a little.

"Well, then. Go on upstairs, you two. The rest of you, leave Deva and his new friend alone," Preta said, giving the others a stern look. "Find someone else's night to ruin. And Ikimono, you stay away from Asura's room today. He's practicing reading."

"Aw, c'mon, I don't always pick on him," Ikimono said, looking indignant.

"Just when you're bored," Preta said, shaking his head.

"Sorry about that," Deva said as he led Itachi up the stair and down a corridor. "My brothers and sister are a little…eccentric."

"They're all wearing the same studs as you. Any particular reason?" Itachi asked, glancing over his shoulder at the stairs.

"Security measures. They each have a surveillance unit, a tracking unit, microphone and speaker," he pointed to one of the thick gauges in his ear.

"Have you guys had theft problems or something?" Itachi asked, frowning a little.

"None, really. It's just that Preta supports my nano technology and tries to use it as practically as possible. They're sort of my test subjects so I can work out all the bugs before putting things on the market. When you take over your casinos you could probably use some of my nano technology for surveillance." Itachi nodded, following Deva into the room that he had opened the door to. Inside it was dark but warm, dim lights casting long shadows. Itachi could just make out a rather large, very circular bed.

"Interesting," Itachi said, closing the door behind him. "Never would've pegged you as the round bed type." Deva smirked, turning to face Itachi, his eyes blazing. Itachi recognized the look and took a step forward, wrapping his arms around Deva's neck and pressing their lips together. There was no dancing around it, tongues and fingers caressed skin as breath came in heated pants and quiet moans of pleasure. Deva had some how managed to turn Itachi and pulled away just to push Itachi onto the bed, which undulated under his weight, splashing.

"Nice," Itachi said, his eyes half-lidded and full of lust. Deva put a hand on either side of Itachi and hovered over him, bending his neck to bite Itachi's neck as the bed rocked under them, causing their skin to brush together unpredictably.

"I hate anatomy!" Hinata cried, slamming her book shut and looking desperately at Suki. "What's the point? This is an arm, that's a leg, and that's the head. Why do we need the name for every little thing?"

"It's in the school's curriculum, Hinata, you shouldn't get so upset," Suki said, smiling a little as she pushed her self up onto her knees.

"I still think it's silly. When will I ever need to know any of this?"

"Let's do a fun review, that'll make you happy, right?" Hinata sighed and nodded, though unenthusiastically. Suki smiled and slid over to her. "Let's go over the basics then. What's this bone called?" Suki asked, touching Hinata's collarbone.

"The clavicle," Hinata said, sighing again.

"Right, and these?" Suki asked, brushing her fingers over Hinata's.

"Phalanges."

"And this?" Suki ran her hand up Hinata's thigh.

"The femur," Hinata said, swallowing.

"And this one?" Suki reached up and stroked Hinata's jaw.

"Th-the man-" Hinata paused to swallow again, "mandible."

"Very good," Suki said, smiling. "And what about," she leaned up against Hinata and whispered in her ear "the one that registers my voice?" Hinata didn't answer. She knelt there and shivered, then leaned away from Suki just far enough to take her face between her hand and plant a kiss firmly on her lips. Suki knelt there, astonished for a moment before kissing back, her lips still bent up in a smile. As they kissed, she reached up and unbuttoned Hinata's shirt, sliding it off of her shoulder gently.

"This one is your sternum," Suki said, pulling away from Hinata and poking the bone in the center of her chest. "And this is your areola," Suki said, touching the pink ring around Hinata's nipple. "And this little nub here is your nipple," she took it in her mouth, flicking her tongue over it and eliciting a groan of pleasure from Hinata.

"S-Suki," Hinata gasped, lacing her fingers in Suki's silky blonde hair. Suki gave Hinata's nipple a final flick with her tongue before sitting back and smiling as she pulled Hinata's shirt completely off.

"These are your ribs," she said, trailing her fingers down Hinata's side. "This is your diaphragm, and these are your abs." She kissed down Hinata's stomach, smiling when she reached the waistband of her pants.

"There's some rather interesting anatomy down here," she said, unzipping her pants a sliding them out of the way. "The pelvis," she ran her fingertips along the bone, "the pubis," she ran her fingers along the flesh right beneath where Hinata's bladder was. "And my favorite. This little bud of flesh called the clit," she slid her hand into Hinata's underwear and brushed her finger over the hardening bud, making Hinata gasp in pleasure.

"More," she hissed, bucking her hips a little. "More, more."

"Sasuke," Tobi said, looking up from the book he had been studying to glance at his cousin, who was reading and eating soup. "Do you ever get the feeling that something's wrong?"

"Sometimes," Sasuke admitted, not looking up from his book. "But it keeps getting worse. Like someone's screaming at me to fix things. I'm a little worried about Naruto."

"I'm sure it's probably just the studying. Maybe we should give it a rest?" But the way Tobi said it made it sound like he wanted Sasuke to disagree.

"Maybe after finals. I really need to bring my grades up," Sasuke said, biting his lip and looking back at the book. "I'm sure everything's fine."

Riayu: And that's the end of this chapter. If you want the lemons, send me a review and I'll re-release the chapter with them. It won't take to long, I don't think. And now we'll turn to Sye, who will be taking over the outros from now on.

Sye: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! General evil laughter

Psy: Joy. Joy and jellybeans.

Sye: Oh, come now. I'm not that bad, am I?

Sharin: What do you think?

Sye: Good to know that I'm so appreciated. Anyway.... REVIEW! Don't you all want to see the delicious lemons? Starts handing out citrus candies to reviewers