With Sonic; he was unconscious and tangled up in some vines.
He groaned and woke up.
"Whoa, what happened?" said Sonic.
He tried to move, but couldn't due to the vines.
He became shocked.
"What the?" said Sonic.
He looked around and became more confused.
"Where am I?" He asked.
He looked down and saw he was dangling from a tree with some vines on it and was over a cliff.
He became shocked.
"This ain't good." said Sonic.
Laughter is heard and Sonic became confused.
"Who's there? You better show yourself." said Sonic.
The vines were then moved around to the cliff edge, revealing a figure similar to Wreck it Ralph, but with black hair, black overalls, purple shirt, and a toothpick in his mouth.
"Wreck it Ralph?" said Sonic.
The figure then punched Sonic in the face.
"No, I'm the Shadow Bug King." the figure known as King Shadow Bug said.
Sonic wasn't impressed.
"That's the best you got, why that name?" said Sonic.
Then some Shadow Bugs emerged from King Shadow Bug and walked around before going back into King Shadow Bug.
"Because I'm literally loads of Shadow Bugs in one." said King Shadow Bug.
"I don't really care, but why this whole thing?" said Sonic.
"Because Ridley and Waluigi aren't fighters in Smash." said King Shadow Bug.
Sonic groaned.
"Okay first off Ridley was made into a playable fighter months ago when the game was confirmed to be a new installment and not a port, second of all-WHY THROW A TIZZY ABOUT ONE CHARACTER WHO WAS AN ASSIST TROPHY SINCE BRAWL NOT MAKE THE CUT AS A FIGHTER!?" yelled Sonic.
Interview Gag
First was Sonic.
"Seriously, why is that guy pissed about one of his favorite characters still being an assist trophy? I mean, Little Mac, Dark Samus, and Isabelle started off as Assist Trophies before being promoted to fighters, but if there's another Smash game in the future, maybe Waluigi has a fighting chance." said Sonic.
Lastly was King Shadow Bug.
He is mad.
"It's not that I'm mad, it's a principal. People demand that one character be put into a game as a playable character, the creators should abide by it." said King Shadow Bug.
End Interview Gag
Sonic then began singing the theme song to Happy Days.
The villain heard this and growled
"WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!?" yelled King Shadow Bug.
Sonic did some thinking.
"Alright." Sonic said before he began singing the theme song to Green Acres.
King Shadow Bug smiled.
"Now that's ok." He said.
Interview Gag
"What I may be evil but Green Acres is a classic show I actually like." Said King Shadow Bug
End Interview Gag
King Shadow Bug pulled out a candle and set it under a vine before it began catching fire.
"Enjoy your demise." King Shadow Bug said before walking off.
The vines started snapping a bit, shocking Sonic.
"Oh boy." said Sonic.
He looked at the readers.
"I ain't Tarzan, but I'm just as athletic." said Sonic.
He started moving around, only for some more snapping sounds to be heard, causing Sonic to fall.
"Aw crap." said Sonic.
But before he could hit the ground; he was grabbed by Meta Knight who was flying.
Sonic was confused.
"Huh?" said Sonic.
He was then set on the ground before Meta Knight landed close to him.
Sonic saw Meta Knight.
"Meta Knight, what're you doing here?" said Sonic.
"I was in the area, saw everything, and saved you before you could become a pancake." said Meta Knight.
Interview Gag
First was Meta Knight.
"No Smasher left behind." said Meta Knight.
Lastly was Sonic.
"You know, I'm quite glad Meta Knight was close." said Sonic.
End Interview Gag
Meta Knight pulled out a Smash Bros walkie talkie.
"Attention all Smash Bros listening; I found Sonic and managed to save him before any harm can be brought to him." said Meta Knight.
Cheering sounds are heard.
Sonic chuckled.
"Just like when I was announced for Brawl." said Sonic.
Flashback
In 2007; a ton of people were looking on a stage at some guy in a business suit.
"And now, we shall present to you a new Third Party addition to the new Smash Brothers." said the man.
"Probably someone else who's very human like." said a fan.
"The new and last Third Party character to Smash; Sonic the Hedgehog." said the man.
Some curtains opened up, revealing Sonic eating a chili dog.
He looked around confused.
"Hey, this isn't the Sega game announcement stage." said Sonic.
Tons of cheering sounds were heard.
End Flashback
"People were sure hyped when I was announced." said Sonic.
"Must be why WatchMojo considered you number one as the biggest Smash Bros reveal." K Rool's voice said, "People were very excited when I was announced after all those years. Especially because of all those fan requests."
"Didn't you take part in a baseball tournament and fail ten years ago?" said Sonic.
K Kool's Arm came out of the talkie and punched Sonic.
Sonic groaned.
"Anyways, I found out that the Shadow Bugs are being created by a creature made out of Shadow Bugs, calls himself King Shadow Bug." said Sonic.
Kirby's voice was heard.
"No you can't eat him Kirby, who knows where he's been?" said Sonic.
Kirby's Voice is heard again.
"Because anyone can get sick in anyway possible." said Sonic, "Even from eating something."
Kirby's voice spoke again.
Sonic became shocked.
"Wow, all that eating and he hasn't gotten sick yet." said Sonic.
"Believe me, I'm shocked as well." said Meta Knight.
Kirby's voice was heard once more.
Sonic is mad.
"DO YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH!?" shouted Sonic.
A beeping sound was heard.
"You stay out of this Game and Watch." said Sonic.
"Uh, King Shadow Bug." said Meta Knight.
Sonic nodded.
"Oh right." said Sonic.
"Anyways, we need to find King Shadow Bug and destroy him." Fox's voice said.
Kirby's voice was heard.
"NO EATING HIM!" Sonic, Meta Knight, and several other voices said.
Kirby grumbled.
"I don't know what you're complaining about. I'm a crocodile who likes banana's." said K Rool.
Everyone laughed.
"No seriously. My minions and I really do enjoy banana's, why else does just about every Donkey Kong video game involve that?" said K Rool.
"Don't any of your minions have potassium deficiencies?" said Duncan.
K Rool looked at Duncan.
"Nope, but the first time I made off with Donkey Kong's banana hoard, I managed to make a ton of smoothies from half of them." said K Rool.
Flashback
K Rool and one of his Kremlins were under Donkey Kong's home looking at DK's entire banana hoard.
"Oh good god, grab them all, we are going to make so many smoothies." said K Rool.
"I have a potassium deficiency." said the Kremlin.
End Flashback
"Okay so one of them is unable to eat potassium." said K Rool.
"What're you a noob?" said Lynn.
"I'd say a super noob." said Duncan.
K Rool bellied Duncan; sending the Juvie flying.
Duncan was screaming and flying around.
He stopped when he noticed something.
"Hey, Chef Hatchet's daycare." said Duncan.
He pulled out a grenade and removed the pin before dropping the explosive onto a motorcycle before it exploded.
Chef came out and saw this.
"MY MOTORCYCLE NOOOOOOO!" He shouted.
Duncan then flew over Time Square.
"Mamma Mia is still playing?" said Duncan.
He flew over Sesame Street.
"Didn't need anyone to tell me how to get to Sesame Street." said Duncan.
Everyone in the town looked up in shock.
"One flying Juvenile Delinquent." Count Von Count said before laughing.
"That's not natural." Grover in his Super Grover outfit said.
Duncan then flew over the Eiffel Tower and pulled out his smart phone before taking a picture of it.
"Definitely going on Facebook." said Duncan.
Back on Smash Island; K Rool was allowing a Fletchling to drink water out of his mouth.
The others saw this.
"Is it weird that he is not eating that bird?" asked Lynn
"Haven't you seen the animated Lion King or live action Jungle Book?" said Lucario.
"Pika." said Pikachu.
Lynn did some thinking.
"Fair enough." said Lynn.
K Rool looked at his phone and nodded before the tiny bird Pokemon flew off.
He then put on a boxing glove before turning around with his fist out, only to accidentally punch a green and silver metal shield that Duncan was holding.
The crocodile groaned in pain.
Duncan chuckled as the shield turned into a silver and green metal ball.
"Good thing I managed to grab hold of this weird ball from that small chubby green haired kid when I flew by." said Duncan.
He tossed the ball into a garbage can.
"I'd be worried if the owner of that ball showed up here." said Greninja.
"I wouldn't worry to much." said Duncan.
Greninja looked at Duncan.
"How so?" said Greninja.
"He was at Canada when I got that ball." said Duncan.
"Uh, we still need to stop this King Shadow Bug character." said K Rool.
"Oh right." said Duncan.
Kirby raised a hand and was about to say something, only to be interrupted by everyone else.
"NO EATING HIM AFTERWARDS!" everyone yelled.