20 of the most famous Mario based survivors going head to head to win 1 million coins!
Welcome to MARIO SURVIVOR.
Previously on MARIO SURVIVOR:
The Teams were made.
Master Hand: Wait you're not in Mario, Sonic leave.
(Sonic Leaves)
The BLACK TEAM and GREEN TEAM ran to victory
Master Hand: BLACK TEAM WINS! Somehow because Yoshi is a beast the green time comes back and finishes in second.
Tempers Flare at the PINK TEAM
Peach: (Announcing to everyone) Lets vote out Pianta.
Pianta (Announcing to everyone) Lets vote out Peach.
And it the end Monty Mole and Toad were the first two eliminated.
RED TEAM CAMP
Mario: Wow that was an interesting tribal council.
Luigi: Why the hell did I get a vote?
Waluigi: Ummm…
PINK TEAM CAMP
Noki: (To Pianta) What the crap was that.
Pianta: (To Noki) Master Hand made a good point, we can beat them one on one.
Peach: (To Daisy) Don't worry it's all about the master plan.
Daisy (To Peach) Sigh…whatever.
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
D.K: Monkey Noises What happened to the reward challenges?
Master Hand: Shut up you furry bastard , they are too much work.
D.K. asshole
Master Hand: Okay for today's challenge, it's a trivia challenge.
Mario (To team) Haha it has to be about Mario and well I'm a Mario.
Master Hand: About Pokemon
Everyone: What the hell
Master Hand: First two to 3 right wins, first question. Fill it in, Ash Ketchum from .
Pink Team: Pallet Town!
Red Team: Your Mom's house
Green Team: Saffron City
Black Team: Pallet City
Master Hand: Woo Pink Team's right they get a point, Red Team get's a point for creativity.
Black Team: WHAT?! We were close enough.
Master Hand: Shut up. Next question. What was Ash's mom's name.
Pink Team: Marlene
Red Team: Your Mom
Green Team: Ash's Mom
Black Team: Delia Ketchum
Master Hand: Well… Black your name is correct so you get a point, Green yours is right too, and red yours is right too, I heard she was a bitch and hooked up with Crazy. So Yah after 2 rounds its 2 for RED 1 for everyone else.
Red Team: WOO
Master Hand: Okay last question closest person gets 1 point. How many Pokemon are there?
Pink Team: 600
Red Team: 450
Green Team: 150
Black Team: 300
Master Hand: The answer is 493 so Red Team gets another point and wins. Since it is a 3- way tie the second closest comes in second. Pink Team comes in second.
Red/Pink Team: WOO HOO YAH.
Master Hand: As usual Red Team pick someone to go to exile island.
Wario: Umm… Pianta maybe he will sink it.
Pianta: Fuck you (Peach laughing in background.)
Master Hand: Okay Pianta you will be given another hint to the hidden immunity idol, and Green Team and Black Team you will be going to tribal council.
RED TEAM CAMP
Mario: Yes we own.
Waluigi: (To himself) Dang Luigi will stay.
(Secret Interview Mario)
"I hope we don't go to tribal again because it would be tough to decide who goes next"
GREEN TEAM CAMP (All translated)
D.K: Ugh Yoshi it's all your fault
Yoshi: What the hell, Why
D.K: Because your gay
Yoshi: Ugh whatever, so who is going home?
D.K: (quieter) Birdo
Yoshi: Nah how about Diddy?
D.K: Birdo
Yoshi: Diddy
D.K / Yoshi: DIXIE!
BLACK TEAM CAMP
Dry Bones: Dang we lost
Bowser: Wow its not my fault.
Bowser Junior: Well nonetheless we have to vote someone out.
Bowser: Goomba!
Goomba: What
Bowser: Oops umm… go away Goomba.
(Goomba leaves)
Bowser: Muahahahahaha
EXILE ISLAND
Pianta: Hmmm…Lets read the two clues
Clue 1:
"The Hidden Immunity Island is on Exile Island"
Clue 2:
"Look high and low for the immunity idol and you might find it."
Pianta: Wow I think they need to come up with better clues.
PINK TEAM CAMP
Peach: I think we should get Pianta out if we go back to tribal council.
Daisy/Noki: Deal
BLACK TEAM CAMP
Bowser Junior: (To Goomba and Dry bones) We gotta get Bowser out tonight.
TRIBAL COUNCIL (GREEN TEAM)
Master Hand: Welcome to tribal council Green Team, dip your torch into the fire.
D.K: Okay so what do we do here?
Master Hand: You vote off losers. Okay well lets talk a little bit. Diddy is there an obvious monkey alliance?
Diddy: Yes!
Yoshi I'm not too sure
Master Hand: Hmmm… it looks like Dixie is in the middle, maybe the green team should do what the pink team and vote of Dixie
Dixie: I might have the idol
Master Hand: I've seen the hints, you don't
Birdo: I'm Gay.
Master Hand: Okay well lets vote.
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock
Yoshi: Stupid little monkey
D.K: Stupid Pink thing
Birdo: I'm gay but so are you. YAY!
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock
Master Hand: Okay lets read the votes. Whoever gets the most kicks the can.
Yoshi: What?
Master Hand: Ugh nobody gets my expressions. Okay Ready?
"First Vote… Diddy
"Second Vote… Diddy
"Third Vote… Birdo
"Fourth Vote… Birdo
"Fifth Vote… Third person voted out of SURVIVOR MARIO…
Diddy: Well
Birdo: I'm gay
Master Hand: As I was saying the third person voted out of SURVIVOR MARIO… Diddy.
Diddy: What the hell? Dixie Fuck you, go to hell.
Master Hand: Calm down Diddy you'll get your revenge?
Diddy: Really?
Master Hand: No, See ya later.
Votes For
Diddy: Dixie, Yoshi, Birdo
Birdo: D.K, Diddy
(Final Words Diddy)
I hope that Dixie gets her ass whopped.
TRIBAL COUNCIL (BLACK TEAM)
Master Hand: Welcome to tribal council Black Team. Grab a torch and light it.
Bowser: Yes, I'm excited.
Master Hand: Why
Bowser: Because Goomba is leaving.
Goomba and Dry Bones snicker.
Master Hand: Hmm.. This should be an interesting vote well lets begin.
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock
Bowser: I'm gonna win it all
Goomba: Haha Bowser.
Bowser Junior: I'm sorry.
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock
Master Hand: Okay let's go
"First vote… Bowser
"Second vote… Goomba
"Third vote… Goomba
"Fourth vote… Bowser
Bowser: What the hell no way you bastards
Master Hand: Wait Bowser
"Fifth Vote… The fourth person voted off the island… Bowser
Bowser: NO WAY
Master Hand: Just Kidding Goomba your gone.
Goomba: Wha? Ugh okay bye guys.
Bowser: Haha sucker.
Votes For
Goomba: Bowser, Magikoopa, Bowser Junior
Bowser: Goomba, Dry Bones.
Next Time On MARIO SURVIVOR
"The stakes are raised, Survivor to the limit."
Mario: We have to win!
"And a major twist shakes up the game"
Master Hand: Drop your buffs.
"An all new MARIO SURVIVOR, COMING SOON!
Note: I want to apologize for keeping Birdo in the game, I just still need someone gay in Survivor or else it would be to straight.