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If you like Mario Survivor and you want to see a sequel review the story telling me the 10 characters you'd like to see return for MARIO SURVIVOR 2 FANS VS. FAVORITES (if you actually watch survivor you'll get it).

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Favs will be the 10 most popular characters from MARIO SURVIVOR

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Okay now Enjoy the trilling episode 9 of Mario Survivor.

WOO-HOO

The game won't start until I get 10 reviews. So start reviewing now and you can be in MARIO SURVIVOR 2 FANS VS. FAVS

If for some strange reasons I get more then 10 I will randomly select 10 to be fans but still give credit to the others (Maybe even appear as a temporary host, or medical staff)

TRIBAL COUNCIL

Master Hand: Okay Yoshi, you have the idol, now who are you going to use it on.

Yoshi: (Thinking) I don't know Master, it is just so tough.

Master Hand: Okay well you have 5 seconds.

(5 second laters)

Yoshi: I use both my idols.

Everyone: WHAT?!

Yoshi: I found the other idol right before tribal council and I will use both of them tonight. One for me and one for Dixie.

Dixie: Thank you Yoshi. (Kisses him)

Donkey Kong: Ugh no.

Master Hand: WAIT! The drrockz rules of survivor state that only one immunity idol can be played at a time meaning Yoshi, you can only use one.

Yoshi: FUCK YOU DRROCKZ

Master Hand: Hmm.. will that alter your decision?

Yoshi: Wha… wait I have a strange feeling that I should give the idol to Dixie.

Drrockz: (In his secret hideout) good… good

Yoshi: But a million dollars is worth more to me then that bitch.

Drrockz: HAHAHAHAH I RUINED THE REALTIONSHIP

Bowser Junior: Uh… do you hear some evil laughing.

Dixie Kong: What? Yoshi. You think I'm a bitch.

Yoshi: Ya I've had tons of girlfriends that screw better then you. See ya Dixie.

Master Hand: The Twelfth person voted off the island and the first member of our jury… Dixie.

Yoshi: (Whispers) Dammit she's in the jury.

Master Hand: Okay now bringing Noki in from exile island. I have a few announcements to make. there is no more immunity idols which means exile island would be pointless. Now a reward challenge. Wanna know what your playing for?

Jeff Probst: (Who I don not own) Hey that's my line bastard.

The Master Hand then shoots Jeff Probst with his laser finger and Jeff Probst dies.

Master Hand: Okay well the reward is something big. As a catch line I'll say "your past comes back to haunt you."

Birdo: I didn't mean to have sex with a man, I swear I thought she was a girl.

Master Hand: Uh.. no. The winner of the reward gets to bring somebody that was voted out Pre-Merge back and since that was wayyyyyy back I will give a brief outline of all the people voted out before the merge.

Ep. 1 Toad, Monty Mole

Ep. 2 Diddy, Goomba

Ep. 3 Dry Bones, Bowser

Ep. 4 Mario

Ep. 5 Daisy

Ep. 6 Magikoopa, Wario

Master Hand: Okay this challenge will be reward. You must fill up a bucket with water and put out everyone else's fire. Last fire standing wins. GO!

Yoshi grabs a bucket of water and goes over a pores it on Donkey Kong's Fire. At the same Waluigi did the same to Noki's and Bowser Junior to Pianta's.

Master Hand: DK, Noki, and Pianta are out.

Peach had caught up and pored it on Yoshi's. Bowser Junior beat Waluigi in a foot race a pored out Waluigi's before Waluigi could pore out his.

Master Hand: Pause, Waluigi pored Bowser Juniors out, AFTER he was out we will restart okay who is left.

Birdo, Peach, and Bowser Junior raised their hands.

Master Hand: Okay go.

Bowser Junior raced and pored out Birdo's fire but Birdo jumped and started molesting Peach.

Peach: Hey stop.

While the molesting was going on Bowser Junior grabbed more water and extinguished Peach's fire.

Master Hand: BOWSER JUNIOR WINS REWARD

Bowser Junior: Yah I noe exactly who I am bringing.

Master Hand: Okay who re you bringing back. Note: this person will be immune for the next tribal council.

Bowser Junior: I choose Dry Bones.

Master Hand: Okay… Come on out Dry Bones.

Dry Bones: Thanks Bowser Junior, me and you are going to make it to the final two.

Master Hand: Okay since there is no more exile island, go back to camp.

ORANGE TRIBE

Donkey Kong: (To Noki) What do we do now? Yoshi has another idol and Dry Bones has that immunity thing. What if Bowser Junior wins the immunity challenge?

Noki: We'll cross that path when it comes across.

Donkey Kong: You realize its probably going to be you??

Noki: (Looking saddened) Ya, I know

(other side of island)

Drybones: (To Bowser Junior) SO whats the alliance system like?

Bowser Junior: Well I thought I was with the better alliance but somehow it looks like Noki took my spot. Right now its me and you and Yoshi. (To Yoshi) HEY YOSHI get over here.

Yoshi: Yes? What is up?

Bowser Junior: I think I can get Peach and maybe Waluigi and then create an alliance.

Yoshi: You screwed me other last tribal council why should I trust you.

Bowser Junior: Because I have the other immunity idol

(Secret Interview Pianta)

"I think I might have to play my idol soon."

Yoshi: (To Pianta, Donkey Kong, and Birdo) I have important information. I want a guaranteed spot in the final four.

Pianta: Depends on how good the information is.

Yoshi: Umm.. Bowser Junior has first immunity idol.

Pianta: (Angry) DAMN HIM. I knew it was a fake. Good job Yoshi, We will keep you as far as we can.

Yoshi: Okay well I have a plan for tonight.

Birdo: Well tell us.

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE

Drrockz: Okay the Master Hand is away on personal business, (Crazy hand is sick) so I'll be temporarily taking over.

Yoshi: CRAP

Drrockz: Okay for this challenge You will balance on a small beam. Last one standing wins.

Donkey Kong: Haven't we done this already?

Drrockz: Wait I wasn't done, You will be offered rewards to jump down.

(Everybody takes positions.)

Drrockz: GO!

Birdo in her stupidy jumps off right away.

Birdo: What's my prize.

Drrockz: You moron you need to wait until I call it out. I'll let you go back up though because I support gays (though im not one.)

Birdo: Thanks

Drrockz: Okay the challenge begins now.

(10 minutes later)

Drrockz: Okay here is the first prize… PANCAKES!

Nobody Jumps.

Drrockz: With Whipping Cream, Syrup, and Strawberries.

Donkey Kong, Noki, and Pianta Jump Off.

All 3: YUMMM………. PANCAKES.

They Eat Pancakes, While Dry Bones, Bowser Junior, Yoshi, Birdo, Peach, Waluigi remain on their posts.

(7 minutes later)

Bowser Junior's short legs get tangled up beneath him and he plummets into the pool.

Drrockz: Bowser Junior is out. No prize rewarded.

Bowser Junior slouches on the bench while the final five remain balancing.

(13 minutes later)

Drrockz: Okay the next prize is a 10 minute shower.

Birdo immediately jumps off while Peach hesitates. She then decides to jump off.

Peach: Will there be two showers?

Drrockz: nope only one.

Birdo: Fuck Ya.

(Peach gets raped in the shower by Birdo)

Drrockz: uhh.. okay 3 our left.

(20 minutes later)

Birdo: (Looking satisfied) Wow that was good.

Peach: (Looking grossed out) I hate you Drrockz.

Drrockz: Okay the next prize is this. He reveals a full sized Pizza.

Dry Bones: umm.. Drrockz what would happen if I won?

Drrockz: Your come back immunity would be pointless.

Dry Bones: So then it was pointless for me to be in the challenge

Drrockz: Yup.

Dry Bones jumps off and Yoshi reluctantly follows.

Drrockz: Waluigi wins immunity… again.

Waluigi: Yah.

Drrockz: Okay head back to camp, tribal council tonight.

ORANGE TRIBE

Donkey Kong: Do you think your plan is going to work?

Yoshi: I'm sure of it. He's not going to know what hit him.

(Other side of the island)

TRIBAL COUNCIL

Drrockz: Okay welcome everybody lets bring in the jury.

Dixie Kong enters staring at Yoshi:

Drrockz: Okay update Peach how are you holding up?

Peach: I'm not bad, this game is really tough, I miss a lot of people and I think everybody else does too.

Drrockz: Waluigi who do you miss the most.

Waluigi: Drrockz, to be honest I miss my pet Petey Piranha the most

Drrockz: What about you Yoshi, who do you miss the most.

Yoshi: I miss those lil babies they always made my day.

Drrockz Okay well its time to vote.

Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock

D.K: I'm sorry Yoshi, but I don't think your plan will work so I took matters into my own hands.

Yoshi: This will rock your socks off.

Bowser Junior: I hope Yoshi stuck with us, Hehe

Birdo: I'm gay.

Drrockz: Okay Ready?

"First vote… Bowser Junior

"Second vote… Noki

"Third vote… Noki

"Fourth vote… Bowser Junior

"Fifth vote… Yoshi

"Sixth vote… Bowser Junior

"Seventh vote… Bowser Junior

"Eighth vote… Yoshi

Drrockz: Well Bowser Junior, unless you have the immunity idol you are leaving.

Bowser Junior: I do indeed have the immunity idol. (Gives the idol to Drrockz.

Drrockz: Okay Yoshi, I assume you have the other idol?

Yoshi: yah

Drrockz: I just wanted to let you know because of my rule if that next vote is for you, you will be voted out.

Yoshi: Understood, (turns to D.K.) See I told you.

Drrockz: Okay well here is the last vote… The Thirteenth person voted off the island and second member of the jury… Noki.

Yoshi gives a deep breath of relief.

Drrockz: Noki the tribe has spoken it is time for you to leave.

Noki: Bye guys.

Votes For

Bowser Junior Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Waluigi, Noki

Noki Birdo, Pianta, Peach

Yoshi Bowser Junior, Dry Bones

NEXT TIME ON SURVIVOR

Alliances crumble.

Donkey Kong: I hate you Pianta

Pianta: I don't care.

And the biggest blindside EVER.