Hey there. I am glad to have gotten all people putting my story on alerts and favorites, though so little has happened I'm worried I'll disappoint you :) Also thought I should throw out that this isn't gonna be a yaoi fic. Not that I mind them greatly, this just isn't one of them, the first chapter might have seemed that way.

Any way enjoy this next chapter, I'm gonna try and update every week if possible, though I work and have family life to deal with. But I'll try my best. Also if you reading out there please shot me a review, I love hearing what others think and tend to respond to questions!

~Arra

"You fell asleep on the bathroom floor?" Akane asked raising an eyebrow skeptically. "What were you doing there in the first place?" She had entered shortly after her sisters only to find us slightly more clothed on the floor as well, and now was demanding an explanation.

"I don't know. It was warm I guess. I woke up to find Ryoga there, and he was hurt so I was helping him when you came in."

"That was unusually nice of you." She said smiling and leaning back against the wall of the practice room.

"Yeah well I got a heart you know!"

"Oh whatever you say Ranma." She snapped. "So you two weren't doing anything to each other?" Please don't word it like that! The last thing I want to do is lie to you! "Whats wrong? Did something happen?" God my face must be giving me away completely!

"Actually....I think I have to tell you something Akane, but I need to understand first alright?" Her eyes widened reaching out to touch my arm softly.

"But what..." The door banged opened. "Oh hi Ryoga. Are you feeling any better?" He nodded his head shortly eyes glued to the ground so not to let her catch them.

"Is it okay if I steal him from you for a little?" He asked sinking to the ground near us. Akane looked back at me as though asking if it was indeed alright for her to say that I could go. Good to know she was always looking out for me if I had really not wanted to, but at the moment I begrudgingly had to go with him to see someone I would rather choke than see at this second. I nodded over to her so that she knew I didn't mind, thought honestly I would have liked to talk to her for a bit longer but it was more important to figure out what the hell had come over us last night!

"Ranma?"

"Hm?" I looked back to her as I was about to leave the room.

"We can talk when you get back right?" Oh Akane...

"Yep you beat! Lets get this over with you." Ryoga looked between the two of us.

"Thank you." He smiled at her, and we pushed the door closed.

"So you have the stupid thing?" I asked as we rounded the corner always from the house, I grabbed his arm steering him in the correct direction. All I needed was to lose the idiot!

"Yep. Do you really think she'll be able to help?"

"Sure, or at least get us a step in the right direction of you know?" He shrugged pulling a hand through his hair nervously, not that I blamed him, we fell into silence. Maybe it was better that way at the moment. The sooner we got there, the sooner we could get things figured out and back to normal.

Slam! We both jumped back aside as I pushed the door of the Cat Cafe opened, only to narrowly miss getting hit with a tray which was clearly meant to have gone to a group of shocked looking costumers who were leaning down on the table, also in fear of getting hit. The obvious intended target stood up from the ground looking over the mess.

"Hey there guys." Mousse said miserably as he began scooping up the shards of porcelain and noodles from the tile floors. "I think we're gonna need a new order at table 3!" He called back towards the kitchen causing Cologne to look around the corner in the main shop.

"What happened to the one I just sent out?" She raised an eyebrow at her two waiters. "Shampoo?" The blue haired girl shrugged half-heartedly turning back to the table.

"I sorry." She muttered. "I get you new set." She stalked across the room to where she'd thrown her order. "Ranma, Ryoga." She indicated the two of us while kneeling to move Mousse's hand away from the tray. "I clean, help them." She slapped away his hand once more.

"No you threw it at me, I've got it..."

"Go get food stupid!" She slapped him again harder this time, and he slumped in defeat moving away from Shampoo.

"What can I help you with?" He asked finally bringing attention to us. My god what the heck had exploded around here today?!

"Um I just had something I wanted to ask about." I said, he cocked his head to the side in a motion that made him look strikingly like his duck counterpart. "Show him." Ryoga slipped the item out of his pocket hanging it out so that our friend could see. Mousse stiffened face whitening immediately. Not what I'd expected, but helpful none the less... "Do you know what this is?" He turned a horrible shade of green tinged with red and shock his head, but half way through the motion changed his mind and nodded.

"I...." Mousse rung his hands flustered and very clearly grasping for an answer that wouldn't be more incriminating.

"AH!" Shampoo had dropped the tray again eyes widening at the three of us. "Why you have that!?"

"So you both know?!" Ryoga shot at the girl who was now back on the ground cleaning. "Guys..?"

"Mousse get the order!" She snapped again slapping the boy hard, he happily retreated from us. Oh I get it...So maybe my first thought was correct and it had come from here in the first place, it had at least passed through these two for sure....Shampoo seemed to have regathered the piles of noodles and was heading back towards the kitchen. "Come on you stupids." I looked at my companion who shrugged and we followed her to the other room.

"What in the world is the meaning of this Shampoo?" Her great grandmother snapped handing Mousse another tray and slapping his glasses onto his face as he walked out the door.

"I very sorry, I not know what came over me." She looked it too, hm what the heck was up with her today anyhow? Maybe their day had been as good as ours...

"And you two, what are you doing here?"

"We have a question." I said with as much confidence as I could muster, I can't let them know why we had this stupid thing... "Do you know what this is?" I held out the necklace and the look that crossed her face told me what I already kind of knew.

This wasn't good.

"Where did you get this?" She shot at us, Shampoo turned back with interest hands stopped over the sink.

"I found it mame, or it found me actually." Ryoga muttered looking down as the old woman took the jade item out of his hand.

"So someone found you who had this? Male or Female?"

"Um male." He said indicating his injuries, she nodded with obvious relief. "And you found son-in-law here?"" We nodded again "You still haven't left it to be found again? May I take it before you do?" He bobbed his head again obviously glad to be rid of the thing. Not that I would blame him. "At least it will stop being in circulation, thank god for that." She muttered. "Its only a matter of...How long ago did you take the necklace Shampoo?" We all looked in her direction, oh so it belonged to her grandmother!? But there was definitely something wrong, the old lady was clearly worried.

"I no steal great grandmother." She said indignantly turning away from her relative and back to the sink where she seemed to be pushing the dishes around rather than really cleaning them.

"Oh is that so?" The older woman asked with a smirk. "Alright than. How long ago did you and Shampoo steal this Mousse?"

"I don't know a few weeks ago I think." He answered quickly as he reentered the kitchen and placing down the platter next to his employer. "Blah! What'd I do?" He shouted as another bowl flew just past his head, shattering on yet another wall. "What did I do now Shampoo!?" He begged

"I no mean to great grandmother!" She said quickly before Mousse could continue digging them into a deeper grave, so whatever this cursed thing was it belonged to Cologne which meant it was pure evil and for some very strange reason Shampoo and Mousse took it which got it into circulation throughout the city, but what exactly was its purpose, just causing people to have sex seemed like a really weird thing for even a bizarre cursed amazon necklace to do? It was so odd, which made it all the more suspicious in my book...

"So you two were effected by the thing together am I right in thinking that?" She asked her two waiters. Mousse turned another shade of red looking down at the ground miserably, Shampoo scowled at him angrily.

"We...um...Gah I don't know...Um I guess we..." Shampoo crossed the room quickly this time using her fist to ram the taller boy's head into the wall harshly.

"Shut up Mousse!!!" She screeched now almost as red as her childhood friend.

"Depending on which one of you was wearing the necklace, that one would have initiated it and you two slept together am I right kids?" She asked as blatant as ever when trying to get information from us children. Shampoo's hand stopped right over Mousse's face and the two meet gazes. To my surprise they both slumped and turned away from her stare.

"Yes..." Shampoo said quietly leaning against the wall so that she didn't have to look in her grandmother's direction.

"Oh dear me children." She muttered equaling their volume.

"I'm really sorry Cologne." Mousse said pushing his glasses back down as he started the seemingly constant task of cleaning up the broken dishes from the floor.

"Oh Mousse my darling its not a matter of being sorry or not. Its a matter of what necklace you two took from me." This caught all of our attention.

"What do you mean by that mame?" Ryoga asked nervously as we all well knew it was very bad if she was being nice to the Chinese boy.

"That would be an Amazon fertility necklace." What...My stomach dropped to my feet like lead. Fertility!? Oh my god, but no. That couldn't work, it just...by the look on all three of my friends faces they were all feeling the same way as I was at the moment.

"What mean by fertility great grandmother?" Shampoo whispered following the rest of us as we sank to the chairs around the counter top island in the middle of the room.

"Exactly as it sounds to you my dear granddaughter. This necklace was created many thousand years ago when the tribe was facing issues of infertility, it ensured that the wearer would get pregnant no matter if they only had intercourse with a man once or if they are unable to normally produce children. But it was more powerful than expected and worked better than intended, which is why it stopped getting used. It can't be controlled once it gets out, unless you are an expert as I am."

"So what your saying is that sex equals pregnancy if the necklace..?" Mousse had blanched shades lighter than usual as he looked to the girl next to him.

"Unfortunately thats what I am saying." Panic swelled in my chest, but no...It just couldn't....

"But you have to be a real woman right?" I asked as quietly as possible, but all the eyes in the room turned to me in a flash. I pressed my hands to my face in shame.

"Tell me you were a boy when you ran into Ryoga?" The old woman said with great emphasis on the word boy as she looked me over, your not gonna find any injuries, I thought sadly besides which I still hadn't thought to turn back... I scanned the room to all the gazes that were now focused on me. "You were, right son-in-law?"

"I...I actually wasn't." I said looking nervously to Ryoga who looked equally as ready to vomit as me at the moment.

"You were a woman than?" Cologne asked scrunching up her face. "Come here Ranma." She said, I leaned forward tentatively and jumped back in pain as bowling water seared over me.

"Oh my god..." Shampoo muttered, the other two looked just as shocked.

"Whats..?" Thats when it hit me, I was still female! But the hot water should have...

"Just as I feared, you wouldn't be able to change back if that were the case."

"If what were the case?" Ryoga asked before I could muster the words.

"Well if you were pregnant of course."

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