Forbidden Love
Characters/Pairings: Spirit
Warning: crack
Summary: "There
also seems to be a lot of behind-the-scenes ridiculousness. Draw your
favorite crack pairing."
Word Count: 161
Spirit quickly ushered his love into the closet, giving her a quick peck on the forehead as apology for the rough treatment. He turned his attention back to the brunette waiting in his entryway. "Ginger, I'm sorry about that, I was--"
"You were playing with that creepy thing again, weren't you? I just can't take this. I'm out of here." The woman tossed her hair and flounced out his front door.
The Death Scythe sighed, lamenting the loss of a wonderful evening. But some things--okay, only a couple things--were more important than a night of fun. He returned to the closet and brought his secret woman back out into the light. "Papa's sorry! Papa loves Maka more than anything! What do you want to do tonight? I can read you a book..."
He took the Maka-doll's silence as consent as he happily plucked Alice in Wonderland from bookshelf, preparing for another night at home with his stand-in daughter.
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Spirit
is a weirdo-obsessive and that doll is freaking creepy.
Honestly, I don't really have a crack pairing. The person who tagged me has two fantastic ones: Maka/Soul's Imp-demon-thing and the sun (Salvador) and the moon (Junpei). No, go check it out. It's fantastic.