A Misconception Of Brotherly Love
Shizune: "Hokage-sama, we have received an urgent virtual message from silverleo"
Tsunade:"Alright. Shizune, go wheel in the new 72 inch flat screen t.v and tell
Genma to tell the ANBU that they should gather everyone here immediately, understand?"
Shizune:"Yes, Hokage-sama. Right away."
...
Everyone was gathered in the room...
Tsunade:"Gai, please turn on the flat screen t.v"
Gai:"Yes, Hokage-sama"
_Gai went in front of the t.v and pressed a button which, to no avail hadn't triggered the t.v to turn on_
Gai: *press* "On" *press* "on"
_he did this so for another minute_
Gai: *press* "ON!*
Lee:"Gai-sensei!"
Gai:"Lee-san!"
Lee:"Gai-sensei!"
Gai:"Lee-san!"
Lee:"I'll help you Gai-sensei!"
Gai:"Please do so Lee-san!"
_Lee went to Gai's side and pushed the same button again_
Lee:"Gai-sensei! Why didn't it turn on?"
Gai:"Lee, that is what I want to know right now, too!"
_Lee and Gai kept on pushing the same button over and over again, but still the flat screen t.v didn't turn on_
_Except for the two of them, everybody heaved a long sigh. Kurenai stood up from her seat and went up to the still not showing pictures t.v and pushed a quite obvious and large red button. The screen immediately went white_
Everybody(except for Lee and Gai): "Yehey!"
Gai:"I could have done that myself if i wasn't conscious!"
Lee:"Yeah! and I could have helped Gai-sensei if I wasn't conscious too!"
Kurenai:"Oh please. I know you couldn't have even if you weren't conscious!"
Gai and Lee:"Hmph!" *arms over their chests*
Kurenai:"Haha. It's ALWAYS THE BIG RED BUTTON! Haven't you heard of that?"
Gai and Lee:"No"
Kurenai:"Well sorry for you, but I have! Haha"
_The urgent virtual message played_
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Pein:"Hey bastards... I'm here to deliver to you the urgent message from silverleo. Here it goes: silverleo doesn't own any of the characters from Naruto used in the fanfic. And Itachi and Sasuke aren't lovers. They are, if you want them to...
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suddenly...
Itachi:"Haha. I'm the main character!"
Sasuke:"No! I am!"
Itachi:"no, I am!"
Sasuke:"no, I am!"
Itachi:"me!"
Sasuke:"me!"
Itachi:"me!"
Sasuke:"me!"
Itachi:"me!"
Sasuke:"me!"
Pein:"Shut up, you $$H0L3$! I'm trying to finish a disclaimer here!and quit that stupid childish acts of yours!
Itachi and Sasuke:"NO! you shut up! and we're not childish!"
Pein: *groan* "KONAN!!!"
Konan:"What!?!"
Pein:"Give me the 'D-weapon', now!"
Konan:"Roger, leader-sama!" *feet together* *straightens posture* *salute* *leave* *scurry to the kitchen to get the 'D-weapon'* *scurrying back to Pein*
_Konan entered the room with a tray with a tin covering it_
Itachi:"I am!"
Sasuke:"I am!"
Itachi:"I am!"
Sasuke:"I am!"
Pein:"Konan! GIVE IT TO ME!"
Konan:"HERE!", she shouted back, handing the covered tray to Pein
Pein: *opens the tray, slowly revealing...*
Itachi:"DANGO!!!"
Tobi:"Me want Dango! Tobi a good boy!"
Itachi:"I SAW IT FIRST!"
Sasuke:"I WANT IT!"
Itachi:"NO! I WANT IT!"
Sasuke:"I WANT IT"
Pein:"GO TAKE IT OUT IN THE YARD!" *throws the Dango outside the window*
Sasuke, Itachi, Tobi:"DANGO!!!"
Tobi: *sob* *sob* *a little teary-eyed*
_Itachi and Sasuke glanced at each other then at the window where the Dango flew out of, then back to one another again_
Itachi and Sasuke:"DANGO!!!"
_The both of them jumped out the window_
Kisame:"Itachi!!!! How could you do this to me!?! Why did you leave me!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Itachi!from outside): "I'm still alive, dumbass!"
Sakura:"Sasuke!?!"
Sasuke:"Uhhh..., hi Sakura. Can you not bother me right now? I'm trying to ontain a Dango here."
Sakura: *not listening to sasuke* "Heeeeeeeeey Naruto! I've finally found Sasuke! come here and see!"
Naruto:"Really!?! I'll be there in just a sec!"
_after 10 seconds_
Naruto:"Sorry Sakura! Sai was the one who kept me behind!"
Sai:"I have no emotions..."
Sasuke:"Cool! So do I! I did once, but now, it came back"
Sai:"I was born with no emotions, then I shall die with still no emotions"
Sasuke:"Ohhh..., I see" *Sasuke grinned* 'He's obviously a loner...and a jerk"
Sakura:"Ohhh..., where's Kakashi-sensei?"
Naruto:"Him? He was talking a while ago with a person who had a venus flytrap on his head! and he was black and white"
Itachi:"That I think was Zetsu. You better get him now or else there won't be a next time you'll see Kakashi"
Naruto:"Why?"
Itachi:" 'Cause Zetsu's a carnivorous plant, and not in a good way"
Sakura and Naruto:"Kakashi-sensei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *both dashes to Kakashi*
Sai:"I guess I'll be going now"
Sasuke:"Can I ask you a favor?"
Sai:"Yeah. what is it?"
Sasuke:"Can you take care of Sakura and MY PRECIOUS Naruto for me?
Sai:"Sure thing"
Sasuke:"Okay. Oh, and one more thing, can you lead them astray and go back to Konoha to erase their minds?"
Sai:"Okay, I'll speak to Tsunade-sama about that"
Sasuke:"I guess you already have an appropriate excuse?"
Sai:"Yes"
_back in the room_
Deidara:"Waaaaahhhh! Isn't this the 23rd floor?"
Sasori:"But the Akatsuki Base doesn't have a 23rd floor!"
Hidan:"Yeah it fucking does now"
Sasori:"How?"
Hidan:"Pein orded Kakuzu to give him money to revise the whole Akatsuki Base"
Sasori:"And you gave him the money?"" *looks over at Kakuzu*
Kakuzu:"Had no choice"
Sasori:"Ooohhh..."
Deidara:"Waaaahhhhh! Danna! Danna, I'm scared!" *sob* *sob*
Sasori: *hugs Deidara* *Rocking Deidara a little* "It's okay Dei-chan,I'm here. Let's go back to the room to calm you down, shall we?"
Deidara: *sob* *sod* *nob*
Sasori: *Leads Deidara through the halls*
Zetsu: *came rushing in the room* "Tobi? Where are you?"
Tobi:"Here *sob* I am"
Zetsu: *rush over to Tobi* *hug Tobi* "Are you okay, Tobi?"
Tobi: *sob* "No."
Zetsu:"Oooohhh, is that so?"
Tobi:"Yes." *sob*
Zetsu:"Well let's make it this way, we'll go to our room too to get you to calm
down too, put you to sleep and go to town later on to buy a whole bag of dango,is that okay with you?"
Tobi:*nod*
Zetsu:*leads Tobi to the bedroom*
Hidan:"I don't suppose you'd-"
Kakuzu:"Don't even think about it"
Hidan:"Aaaaaaaawwwwwwwww, Kuzu"
Kakuzu:"Ooooohhh okay. Come here."
Hidan:"Yay!" *went to be hugged by Kakuzu* "Lead the way!"
Kakuzu:"Bridal style?"
Hidan:"Is there any possibility?"
Kakuzu:"Well I guess there is" *Carries Hidan off to their room -bridal style*
Konan: *looks at her partner* "Pein?"
Pein:"What?"
Konan:"What about us?"
Pein:"What about us, what?"
Konan:"We're the only couple left. Aren't we going to our room?"
Pein:"Aaaaahhh!!! I don't have time for this"
Konan:"But Pein, we rarely spent time together these past few weeks"
Pein:"Okay, you do have a point. Just let me finish, okay?"
Konan:"Okay. I'll wait in our room. Bye"
Pein:"Bye" *wave*
Konan: *wave*
Pein: *clears throat* opens mouth to speak*
Itachi:"Let's split it in half!"
Sasuke:"Sounds good to me!"
Pein:"SHUT UP! Just let me finish and got to MY Konan!"
Itachi and Sasuke:*glance at each other* "Okay!"
Pein:"Okay now. In short, silverleo doesn't own any Naruto characters used in the fanfic.
All the Naruto characters: copyright (c) Masashi Kishimoto
Story idea/plot: copyright (c) silverleo
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AND THIS ENDS THE URGENT VIRTUAL MESSAGE
This instant virtual message will self destruct in
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_everyone is standing up_
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_everyone is shifts into panic mode *ON*_
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_everyone's panicking_
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_everyone's panicking some more_
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_everybody's still panicking_
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_everybody's trying to find cover_
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_some are running for their lives out the building_
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_some are taking cover under the hokage's table__
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some are hiding behind the Hokage-sama herself!_
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*step* *step* *step* *step* *Sasuke, walking towards the t.v*
Naruto:"NO! Get out of there Sasuke! Take cover!"
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*Sasuke pulled the plug out of its socket and the t.v turned off* *the t.v didn't blow up!*
Haha...
enjoy the fanfic!
Naruto:"You said to Sai that you'd want us to be brain washed!?!"
Sasuke:"Hey, I did it for your own good, 'cause maybe you'll be traumatized and won't face me again!"
Naruto:"I didn't have that kind of view to it"
Sasuke:"Well, now you do!"
Naruto:"Sasuke!!!" *runs to Sasuke*
Sasuke: *he gladly took Naruto into his arms*
silverleo:"Woahhh! A little bit yaoiness in that disclaimer...Ohh well, again,
Please enjoy the fanfic!"