So here I am, writing again
So here I am, writing again. I loved my seven reviews!! I did! I didn't expect to get that much at all. I will continue it for your guy's sake. I have a pretty good idea, but I don't know it will turn out. Let's just see.

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And we are off.

A Wild Goose Chase

The Cullen House:

"ALICE!" Bella yelled. Alice had seen something yesterday and nor Edward or Alice tell her what was to happen the next morning.

Alice was downstairs in a second, with a wide grin in her face. Edward was already next to her. She would feel the amusement in the air and it just made her mad. "Why didn't ANYONE tell me that I was going to get a performance this morning?"

Alice boomed with laughter "I AM MOJO-JOJO!" Bella scoffed and looked at Edward "Are you Bubbles then?" Edward laughed and kissed Bella. "How was your day love?" He asked, ignoring the Bubbles comment.

"Well. Not only did Mike proclaim his love for me in public, Tyler Crowley looked like he had something mischievous planned. I don't ever want to go back to school" Bella explained as she sat on the couch and cuddled into Edwards arms. "I just want to stay right here"

"Well, tomorrow is supposed to be cloudy with 100 percent chance of rain. Don't worry love; I'll be with you tomorrow" This comforted Bella enough. She wouldn't have to fear another transvestite until the next sunny day. Just about then Emmett came down the stairs. "HEY! I HAVE A GREAT IDEA"

Alice sighed. She knew what was coming. "No! I will NOT chase geese with you Emmett!"

Bella suddenly perked up. She loved chasing wild geese. Sure, she had some battle wounds from the nasty creatures back when she was younger but she decided that he was old enough to face them again. "I want to go!" Bella announced. She jumped up from Edward's hold and ran towards where Emmett was. "How do you play?"

Emmett led her into the backyard. The sun had finally gone down for the evening, leaving a slight chill in the air. Alice and Edward followed close behind, trying to not laugh. They had seen what is to come.

Emmett led her to the gaggle of geese. "Now what you do" he explained "is you have to get close to the geese without them running away".

"How do you do that?" Bella asked. The geese had babies, obviously they were going to run to protect the goslings from harms way. "Be creative. You go first, you're the new comer!" Emmett said, with a slight smirk on his face.

Bella was standing no more then twenty feet away from the geese. She started walking towards them, but with no luck, the mom got up and started to walk away, and the babies followed. Bella turned around "Emmett! This is impossible!" she exclaimed

"Turn around and try again silly!" Emmett said, now perched next to Alice and Edward with his arms crossed. On the deck above, Esme and Jasper stood, discussing the outcomes.

Bella turned around. The geese had noticed she was no threat and sat back down. She was ready. She could face the geese she told herself. She started out slowly, walking parallel to them. Once she in line with them, she slowly shuffled her way over to the gaggle. However, the mother goose stood up and Bella froze. Bella slowly raised her hands up into the air, and stuck a foot out.

"Bella, what in my name are you doing?" Emmett asked, trying to suppress his laughter.

Low enough for only the vampires to hear, she explained "I'm being a tree. One must be one with nature in order to get close to nature"

They didn't know where this was going. Bella slowly talked her way through her steps. "Okay, slowly flow with the wind and move your hands and fingers back and forth to give myself a flowing motion as the wind spirals through me. Good. Now, place a foot on the ground. NO WAIT! I must be unpredictable! I must be… NINJA WARRIOR!" she exclaimed and ran towards the geese. The babies ran, but the mother stayed behind, ready to fight. Bella and the mother goose started to circle, keeping a good distance away from each other, but ready to strike at any moment. The goose charged, obviously wanting to draw blood. Bella, noticing that she had no time to react, turned and ran.

Defeated by a goose, she thought. Now that was embarrassing. The Cullen's were standing outside on the porches, now including Carlisle and Rosalie. All of them were trying to suppress laughter as Bella walked back up to Emmett.

"I lost the game" Bella exclaimed. Emmett laughed. "Well, it was sure damn worth it if you ask me. I couldn't have asked for any better entertainment"

The next morning Edward picked Bella up from her house to go to school. They pulled into the parking lot, but instead of Mike standing in Bella's spot, it was Tyler Crowley, standing in Edward's spot. And he obviously wasn't there for Bella.

Haha. I couldn't help it. I had to do the goose thing. Yeah – I know it's kind of retarded, but it really happened to me last week. I decided to be an idiot and chase baby geese with an overly protective mother. I could totally see Bella getting into a fight with a goose. Anyways, I'll probably update tonight. I already know what to write :D I love reviews, but don't we all? Give me some ideas!