I'm so relieved to be back here. I just returned from a huge family reunion picnic and it's one of those where everyone goes "OH! I haven't seen you since you we're a little thing!"

It was fun to see everyone except it just wasn't fun to repeat my life story to the same people… over... and over... and over... again. Anyways, I have the next 5 or so chapters planned out and will get them hopefully day by day.

PS: JACOB SUCKS! (It's an FYI to chocomel26) hehe.

Chapter Three: FIERCE HAIR

Bella knew what was coming and Alice couldn't help but laugh at Edward. Tyler was here for Edward. Did anyone know about his current crush? Alice certainly did, but Edward didn't see this coming. He didn't usually keep tabs on people he didn't like.

Edward revved the car, threatening to run over Tyler. Tyler held the smirk on his face. Tyler was expecting Edward's temper to go over the top. He needed it to because it was the only way that Edward would stick around. Edward revved the engine again, but Tyler didn't budge. He placed the boom box on the ground. He was dressed in the shade of blue that Edward loved on Bella. Tyler was blonde, but today, his hair was brunette. Bella examined his eyes, did he have EYELINER ON? And maybe just a faint shade of LIP GLOSS?

Edward parked in Bella's parking spot and took a deep breath. In Alice's vision that he saw, he didn't back away from Tyler. He didn't know why, but Edward knew he had to face this new looking drama queen sometime soon. Bella was about snorting next to him, and Alice, if she could, looked like she was going to piss her insides she was laughing so hard.

They all got out of the car and walked towards Tyler. Bella, being the clumsy one, slipped and went face flat into the cement. She laughed and got up "I'm still working on my Ninja Warrior skills" she snorted. Alice again about looked like she could turn blue at any moment because she was lauging so hard.

Edward leaned up against a car and slowly, trying to keep his temper down, asked Tyler "And what do you have for me today, Tyler?"

Tyler squealed like a little girl and pressed play. The song started to play, at first with a nice beat to it. Then a girl started to sing – no… it wasn't a girl. IT WAS A BOY!

"I see you every day
and I can't seem to think
of anything to say
Do you baby
How can that be
That it breaks my heart
when you're smilin' at me"

Tyler, like Mike, was on his knees. Except he wasn't making over exaggerated hand motions, he was slowly inching his way towards Edward. Purposefully falling over onto his hands and then coming back up to his knees with a blush on his face. He batted his eyes a couple times, and puckered his lips. Edward didn't know if he should be scared or amused.

"He looks nothing like you!" Alice whispered into Bella's ear.

Bella shot a glance at Alice "Was he SUPPOSED to look like me?"

Alice giggled. "Well. You do notice that he is wearing your favorite shit, the same shoes as you, not to mention the eyeliner, the lip gloss, and the 'always falling over' motions he is making"

Bella gasped! How could she be so slow? Ninja's are NOT slow. And how in Emmett's name did Tyler get a hold of her shirt? It did compliment the newly formed man boobs he seems to be growing, Bella thought. Then she took a second take. That was no man titty hanging from his chest. IT WAS A STUFFED BRA!

Bella, again, couldn't help but laugh. It got to the point where Alice had to take her to the bathroom before she pee'd herself, leaving poor old Edward behind to take on Tyler.

"In you I see something I won't find ever again
Baby, you're always on my mind
If I could find a way to open up my heart
We'd be together, we'd not be apart
The moment that I laid my eyes on you
I knew you'd be the one to make my dreams come true"

The song continued on. Tyler got closer and closer to Edward. Edward started becoming amused with himself. He truly brought Tyler out of the closet. Not that there was anything wrong with him being gay, but he was in love with Bella and was certainly straight. Tyler got just inches from Tyler when the CD skipped and screwed up the performance.

"STUPID EBAY CRAP!" Tyler shouted back at the boom box. "I ASKED YOU TO DO ME ON FAVOR AND YOU GO AND RUIN EVERYTHING!" Tyler sat next to the boom box, and sat 'criss cross applesauce' with his arms folded across his chest. A single tear fell from his eye.

"Uh. Tyler" Edward said. "What is going on here?"

Being too caught up with the boom box drama, Tyler suddenly snapped back to reality. He had seemed to have forgotten about Edward for a moment.

"Well, I, ugh" Tyler stuttered. Edward already knew what he was going to say, being a mind reader and all, but because there were people around, he wanted Tyler to admit this out loud.

"See, it all started when you got back. I couldn't stop thinking about you. It killed me when you were away. It was like my whole heart had gone with you. You are the sunlight to my day, the moon of my night, the song to my bird."

Edward was surprised. He didn't think he would have said all those things out loud. "So why the big dramatic entrance instead of just telling me?"

"Well" Tyler said, now suddenly excited. "I was totally talking to my mother and she was like "OMG MY BFF JILL" and I was like "No way!". So then we started talking, and my mother knows I am totally straight, except for you. It took her a while to get use to, she use to run by my room multiple times during the night and would totally fling "holy" water on me screaming "OMG! THE GAY DEVIL IS IN MY HOUSE! I MUST KILLLLZ IT" I had to ask her to stop and accept me though. It was totally ruining my hair. But I thought "How cool would it be to totally make a brave stance and go all out for you?"

Edward didn't know who he was anymore. He wanted to take the eraser side of his pencil and shove it into Tyler's eye, but that would make people suspicious. "Tyler" Edward said "did you think you ever had the chance to get me to … uh… like you?" Edward tried to explain.

"Well, duh" Tyler said, holding his hand out and the other on his hip. "I'm here aren't I?"

"Sorry, it didn't work" Edward said. He turned around to go find Bella. This was enough gayness for one day.

Tyler got mad. It didn't work and his plan was foiled. He kicked the boom box hard. It flew into the air and hit Mike in the face, messing up his hair.

"OMG!" Mike shouted "MY HAIR DOESN'T LOOK FIERCE ANYMORE!"

Haha. So I know a lot of gay guys, and this memory came back to when we were all hanging out and they just went on and on and on. One talked about how his mom was running around the house and spraying "holy water" on him because he admitted he was gay. Good times. Thought it would be funny. Next chapter is an Alice and Bella adventure.

FYI - I have to problem with gays. and I am extremely sorry if I had offended anyone. and I'm straight, for those who have asked. I'm a guy lover! (this means yes, I'm female haha)

OH! anyone know the song? I do! Points to anyone who knows it :D