So for the third time today, I am updating. And just to think I started this yesterday. My stories are moving faster then I am. Haha. Anyways I'm currently bored. I can hear my brother snoring behind me. This is interesting. Any advice on how to drive him insane while he's sleeping? I'm mean, I know. :D
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Chapter Four: Snappers.
Edward no longer felt comfortable at school. He now had thoughts in his head, screaming his own name from Tyler's brain. Edward has turned him down, and now the drama queen side of Tyler had taken his place. The only thing that Tyler could now think was "OMG. HE DOESN'T LOVE ME!" This barely drowned the thoughts of Mike, which were "NO! I don't know much about clothes, but my hair isn't fierce anymore!"
Edward needed time off from school, from Forks. He decided that a nice camping trip would fit perfectly. Alice skipped up to him "Don't worry, I'm taking care of Bella this weekend"
Edward raised one eyebrow. Obviously he trusted his sister, but he didn't trust what Alice was going to do with Bella. She had her 'mischievous' face on – the one that made it look like she was sucking a sour lemon. It was cute – but it really made him worry. He couldn't read her mind – she was picturing a gold fish sucking the edge of a fish bowl. He kept a mental note to himself to get Alice checked out by Carlisle. (A.N. Every time I write his name, I go "Carl – IZZLE!" in my brain. I even do it while I'm reading the books. Hehe)
The day went by slowly. With Mike staring at Bella, and Tyler admiring Edward, things certainly got awkward. "Jessica is talking so fast I swear to Emmett" Edward whispered to Bella "That her lips will fall off her mouth, order a taxi, and get the hell away from her." Bella couldn't agree more. Not only had Jessica been pulled over to the dark side by Lauren and her cookies, but now Jessica hated Bella, still loved Mike, and couldn't believe that Tyler proclaimed his love for Edward. It was Jessica heaven.
Bella whispered back "Thank Emmett It's Friday"
The rest of the day went by easy. In periods 5 and 6, neither Jessica, Mike, nor Tyler were in Edward's and Bella's class. They all escaped the parking lot drama, hoping that no one would decide to pull out another boom box and pick a bad Beatles song to dance to.
They arrived at the Cullen house in no time.
"Bella" Edward began, he forget to tell her that he was going "camping" with the family for the weekend. "Yes?" Bella answered. She was ninja crawling across the floor like an army man. She had looked like she was wounded in battle and had lost her arms and legs, although they were still in the correct spots as she moved towards the Cullen's front door.
"Everyone is going hunting this weekend. I hope you don't mind. Alice will be here to keep you company"
"NO! SHE WILL TOURTURE ME IN WAYS THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE!" Bella exclaimed. Edward laughed. Bella had successfully managed to Ninja crawl to the door, but now was having a slight issue with reaching the door knob. "Like what? Attack you with moisturizer?" Edward was amused by Bella and her non Ninja skills, it was like watching someone with no hands peal a banana.
"She already did that! It wasn't that bad. However!" Bella panted. She got fed up with the Ninja moves and got up to open the door, but still had issues. "Remember the concentration camps in world war 2? It'll be like that! But except of me going into a room where they poison you with mustard gas, she will shove me into a closet and force me to try on clothes that are brought all the way from Italy" Bella finally got the door open, but tripped on her way in and fell face flat onto the ground.
Emmett looked up and laughed. "I love it when we play 'watch the stupid human fall over shamelessly!'"
Edward walked in and picked up Bella and closed the door in one swift movement. He rolled his eyes at Emmett and looked at Bella. "So what do you think love? Will you be okay without me?"
Bella looked confused and taken aback "Where are you going?!"
Edward was now confused. "Bella, I just explained to you that the family and I are going on a hunting trip and you are to stay here with Alice"
"Oh! Sorry, forgive my goldfishness. I remember now" Bella said "I love the idea. You need to go out and have 'manly prowl time' anyways."
"Gold…fish…ness?" Edward questioned, but Bella was already upstairs with Alice.
"She was seriously lost and confused for a second" Jasper said, reading the newspaper. "She also had a sense of lust in her. What were you two doing outside?" Jasper winked at Edward.
"I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN EDWARDS PANTS!" Emmett admitted. "Although, what happened in Bella's would be interesting". Before the sentence finished, Rosalie was next to Emmett. "WHAT!?" she exclaimed. He had obviously picked the wrong choice of words.
"It's not what you think! I swear!" Emmett shouted in fear. He was in the fetal position. This wasn't good. In no time, Rose had him by the ear and dragged him up the stairs, like a female spider does to the male spider right before she eats him.
"That was new" Edward said. Today had been a strange day indeed.
Now that the family was out of the house, Alice and Bella were plotting. They were covered in black pants, black boots, black socks, and black shirts. They were on a quest sent from the devil himself, with the help of Snappers (A.N. for anyone who doesn't know what 'Snappers' are, they are the little white balls of gunpowder that you throw at the ground and they make a loud "SNAP!" sound.)
Alice and Bella stepped outside. It was dark, and the clouds hung low. Alice decided that she would run Bella close to the target, and then they would sneak their way up to their prey. Bella hopped on Alice's back, and Alice ran at vampire speed.
Once they got close to the prey, they got out the snappers. There they were, the couple sitting on the dock to a small lake. Their feet were hanging off the side, and the girls head was on the boys shoulder as they held hands and discussed about how much they loved each other. It was so romantic, but it had to be sabotaged! Alice and Bella got in position behind a nice, large, fern. It was far away enough for them to be hidden, but close enough so that the falling bombs would fall right behind them.
"Okay Bella. Remember, you are NINJA WARRIOR!" Alice whispered.
"Got it. Remember Alice, you are MOJO-JOJO!" Bella whispered back.
Alice got out one snapper, and launched it into the air. The milliseconds seemed to slug on by as it fell to the ground right behind the couple, making a loud snapping noise. The guy flinched and turned around. He couldn't see anyone or anything. Deciding that he was paranoid, he turned back to his girl. This time though, he didn't connect hands with her. He lay on his back and the girl straddled him.
It was Bella's turn. She got ready for the throw, and launched it into the air. It landed with a thud. There was no pop. Alice looked over the fern, the female was now staring at the dead snapper. "SHIT! SOMEONE IS AFTER US!" she yelled. She got off the guy and got to her feet, the guy following close behind.
"ATTACK!" Alice yelled. With a hand full of snappers, Bella and Alice sprung from the bushes. They ran towards the couple screaming "IE IE IE IE IE IE IE IE IE IE IE" and threw all the snappers at the couple's feet. The female screamed and fell into the mini lake, while the male stood there, his face getting redder every moment.
"Bella, Alice" Charlie said "Care to explain what is going on here?"
Sucky cliff hanger, but my wrist is killing me! Sorry! and my Nana believes I am on the computer too long when I am at her house. She failed to realize there is anything to do at her house anyways other then watch TV and eat food. Something that isn't really healthy either. Oh well.
OH! FYI. Congrats Latuacontante. The song was "Girl Shine On" by Aaron Carter. I was thinking of some songs that would fit Tyler's coming outness to Edward. And sadly enough, I looked up songs that were performed by Aaron Carter and found that song. It was perfect :D.
I'll probably have one up tomorrow. - If I'm not on lockdown from the computer. Reviews are greatly loved!