By JasperHaleXOXO and Sk8erGurl24

I do NOT own these charactors, though I wish I did. Some of BPOV was written by JasperHaleXOXO, cause Jude was tired and needed a break.

Please R&R

NOTE: Bella is a vamp, her and Edward are married, and there is NO Nessie

APOV

Over the next couple of days, we were horrendous. Horrendously awesome! We spent hours in the bathroom putting on make-up as we stalked through the town at night Bells and I window shopped. We were practically starving the Volturi. The last woman who came didn't get ate up. Neither did the past 8.

"ALICE! ISABELLA! Get out of the bathroom! We are getting ready for dinner!" Aro shouted from outside the old creaky door. I turned the radio up louder.

"WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU?" Bella said, "I'M WORKING ON MY HAIR. I CAN'T EAT IF MY HAIR IS STRINGY AND IN MY FACE!"

"Just hurry it up!" Aro left us to finish up. I pulled out a bright green dress for Bella and a pink one for me. The Volturi didn't like much color, and boy was THIS a lot of color.

"We're done!" I said coming down the stairs with Bella right behind. We skipped merrily to our seat at the very long table where are dinner waited.

"Alice. Bella. This is Mary. Our dinner guest." I swear as Cauis said that lightning was flashing over his head.

"Mary. Hmm....I can pronounce it. But Mary doesn't look that appetizing." Bella sighed. "For once I'd like to have a decent meal."

"Meal...." Mary said, "Uhh....what's that supposed to mean?" She quietly sat waiting for an answer.

"It means YOU are the meal." I said, tittling a fork.

"AGHHHHH!" She ran out of the room like a rabbit. Bella shook her head, and I pulled out a CD.

"No meal again. You really do have terrible taste in food." Bella said, walking up stairs.

"If you need us we'll be upstairs." I followed Bella. Down stairs I could hear the Volturi as they talked.

"They are not truely one of us, Aro!" One with a deep voice said.

"They will see our side. Soon..." Another said.

"I say we just torture them. That would please me." Jane no doubt.

"NO. We need them. If we can convince them to stay and actually join we may convince the other Cullens to see our way." Aro, that was his master plan. To convince us all to see his side.

"The look on Bella's face when I tortured Edward was lovely. I want to do it again. Maybe that would convince her to join!" Jane said. As Jane talked I saw some rats in the corner...real food. Not much, but enough to keep Bella and I strong. I quietly walked over to the rats and bit each one once.

"Bella, hungry?" I asked, holding the rats by the tails.

"Uh...yum?" She said taking the rats. We had been living on rats and anything we could find.

"The Volturi are going to torture Edward to convince us to kill someone to actually join and he thinks by doing so the rest of our family will join." I said after the rats were drained of their AB positive.

"Where'd you hear that?" Bella asked

"The drains carry noise up through here. I think we need to get the keys and sneak out while we can." I said. I picked up my purse and filled it up with just about everything that could fit, from make-up to crow bar.

"Well, let's see how this works? Pepper spray don't work, garlic powder don't work, crosses and stakes don't work. Hmm...I'm out of ideas." Bella said.

"Fire. They burn to ashes." I picked up a lighter and three bottles of hair spray. One to make a miny fire bomb and the other two for flame thrower.

"I like it." Bella said deviously. We picked up other odds and ins, such as paper clips, scissors, make-up (you never know), and knives. We ran through the tunnels and through doors and traps. Multiple times we fell through trap doors and got lost in the chambers and dungeons. I heard a noise. I sensed someone else here. I turned to see Caius. I quickly opened the lighter and used it to blow the hair spray can up. He caught fire and screamed like a banshee. We continued running trying to get as far away as possible. We didn't want to end up locked in these dungeons for eternity.

BPOV

As we ran, I shedded my high heels. Those things are hard to run in. Alice tripped over something and I caught her by the arm and continued running.

"Thanks," she said once she righted herself.

"No problem," I said.

The flaming Caius apparently managed to put himself out, because the light at the end of the tunnel (in a scary, guy on fire way, not a something good to look forward to way) died out. With my super vampy ears, I heard him approaching. We needed a plan, quick. He was getting close. I stopped running and Alice looked at me, freaked.

"What? Run, Bells! Run!"

"Shh, shh." I bent down and dipped my finger tips in the liquid on the ground then brought it to my nose. Gasoline. I looked down the corridor. There was a trail of this flammable substance all the way down the path, heading straight for Cauis.

"Lighter. Quick!" Alice did as I instructed her, and I flipped it rappidly. It wasn't lighting. I cursed softly under my breath and flicked it one more time. It caught and lit!

I bent back down and touched the edge of the flame to the gas. It grabbed the flame and pulled it to Cauis. Once more, he caught fire and ran screaming the opposite direction. Not only had we averted one enemy, we had created a fiery barrier between us and the rest of the castle. Nobody would be able to follow us. Yay. Two points for us.

Alice high-fived me and we continued running. Soon, I noticed more were following. I couldn't put my finger on how they could've passed the fire, but they did and now we had to come up with another plan.

"Alice hand me the lighter and hair spray!" I said, with my hand out stretched towards her purse. She handed me the contents I asked for with out a word. I sprayed it behind and above us as we ran. And knowing there were flammable particles in the air, I flipped the lighter open and....BOOM! Another point for us! Three to NONE!

"Good thinking Bells. Now let's hurry. We don't have much time, Aro is bound to know what were doing now." Alice said using the crow bar to pry the large metal door open. She then took out 3 tubes of lip gloss and squirted it all over the door knob. That way they couldn't open it easily. She then took some flamable make-up thingie. (I don't use much make-up, so I wasn't quite sure what it was.) and lit the ground surrounding the door on fire. Alice then doubled over in pain and screams. A vile laughter could be heard in front of us. Jane by no doubt. I grabbed a lipstick tube and threw it at her. I couldn't think of much at the time so I shoved her into the fire, picked up Alice and ran while she regained her strength. Tunnel after tunnel I ran searching for Edward. It was dark and you could've heard a pen drop. I still ran on waiting on Alice to say something, anything. So I ran on till I heard something.

"BELLA!" Edward's weak voice echoed through the tunnels, "Bella, is that you! Over here." I ran towards his voice, so dark, I couldn't see where I was heading. I just followed his voice. I took the keys of the wall and fiddled till I found the right key.

"Hurry. Edward, Alice's is hurt. Jane did her wacky thing and she's been like this since. We need to hurry up and leave. We should take a plane or something and just head back to Forks immediately!"

"Bella. Give me Alice. Run. I'll catch up. They have a small plane of their own out back, go take the keys and get ready to leave in 10 minutes. I'll lead Aro off your trail long enough for you to get the plane started." Edward took Alice from me. And pointed towards one of the 6,000 chambers which would lead me to the plane. I could only pray Edward would get out safely. I ran through more tunnels, finding rats and rodents I tripped and dropped the keys in some water, luckily with Edward leading Aro off somewhere else I had enough time to look for it. I finally found they key in a puddle of water. (Most likely from their leaky pipes.) I quickly found a small tunnel and crawled to the opening which lead me to their plane. I opened the hatch and took driver's seat. If there was every a time I read a book about flying, now would've been a good time to remember it. So I put the key in and turned it. I heard the loud engine roar and just waited for Edward to come with Alice. Just waiting... Tic-Toc, Tic-Toc.