Chapter 12: Allies, Revenge, and Christmas Balls, Pt. 3

"Draco! Wake up!" Draco heard an excited voice, "Will you get up already?!"

"Why?" he grumbles.

"Because it's Christmas, you great arse! Now get up now so we can open presents!"

"All right! I'm up, I'm up!"

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"Got you up too, huh?" Blaise said from his spot at the table. "Though, from the sounds of it, they didn't resort to their tricks to get you up."

"What'd they do to you guys?"

"Well, Cho poured ice cold water on Damion, Parvati blasted a muggle horn in Theo's ear, Trinity woke the Smith brothers up by shrieking in their ears 'Wake up!', and Luna kissed me to wake me up. I'm not complaining about the method used on me by said person, but it sucks that they know the best way to make sure we wake up. How'd they get you?"

"Retina blasted my door open, and ran and jumped on top of me. I rolled over, but she kept yelling."

"That all?" Theo smirked. Draco threw some bacon at him, "Shut up! That was all!"

"You sure?" Damion also smirked.

"Yes."

"Positive?" Blaise snorted into his plate with laughter.

"Definite."

"Absolutely pos--?"

"Yes! For Christ's sake!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You guys are fucking hilarious in the morning!" Luna leaned against the doorframe for support. "And Blaise isn't helping it any, either! You do know that you have a cherry on your nose, whip cream on your lips, bacon stuck to your forehead, and eggs in your hair?!"

"Really?" Blaise tries to see himself without the use of a shiny object. "Damn, I can't see! Hey, Luna, can you get this stuff off me?" He pauses, "I meant the food, you sick-minded freaks!"

"Of course, Blaise." Luna walks over. She picks the eggs out of his hair and removes the bacon from his forehead. She pauses before taking the cherry off his nose and kissing him to get the whip cream off his lips. "There."

"Well, this is entertaining." mused Ginny as she walked in. "Nothing like hearing our boyfriends complain about us, and then walk in to see our bff snogging her b/f at the breakfast table."

"Shut up." Luna said, though she was laughing.

"Oh, and Luna? You weren't in your room last night, so where exactly were you?" Pansy asked slyly.

Luna blushed, "Nowhere!"

"Nowhere, huh?" Padma smirked, "Is 'Nowhere' located in Blaise's room, or in his bed? I'm not gonna voice the other places 'Nowhere' could mean."

Parvati, Trinity, and Grace cackled, "Oh, we would love to see dear Luna's reactions to those other places you're thinking up."

"Padma! You guys are sick! What you're insinuating is sick and wrong on so many levels!"

"Oh, but you love us for our weird ways!" Ginny laughed. "You, along with us, also love presents, so let's go wake our parents!"

"Retina, your parents are the Dark Lord and Dark Lady. I don't think it's a good idea to wake them." Briant said.

"Nonsense. Daddy put a charm on our rooms to where no one but family can get in without alarms going off." Ginny waved her hand in dismissal.

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Ginny opened the door to her parents' bedroom very quietly, and tip-toed over to their bed. She looked over to the open door, and nodded to the others outside to go wake their parents. She pulled out her wand and quietly said a spell. It only took a minute for…

"RIA!" Alecto shrieked as she jumped out of bed. Voldemort jumped as well, having woken up to Alecto screaming. Seriously, Ginny was smarter than that to put a spell on Voldemort. Anyways, Alecto and Voldemort picked themselves off the floor and turned to see Ginny sitting calmly in the center of the rug, legs crossed and a huge smile on her face. They would have yelled had the image Ginny created not been comical.

"Happy Christmas," Ginny said when they started laughing, "Now it's time for presents. The others should have their parents up in 5...4...3...2...1..."

"DRACO ABRAXAS MALFOY AND TRINITY SHERYLL MALFOY!!!!!"
"PANSY PATRICIA!!!"
"BLAISE!"
"MILLICENT BULLSTRODE!!!!"
"GRACE JONES!!!"
"THEODORE ISAAC NOTT!!!"
"BRIANT WILSON!!!!"
"DAMION!!!!"

"We didn't do it!" a huge chorus of teenage voices went through the Manor.

"They're up." Ginny laughed as Alecto shook her head. Voldemort just looked like he didn't know what to do at the moment. "Time for presents."

"Alecto," Voldemort looked helplessly to Alecto as Ginny ran from the room, "help?"

"I'd love to, m' Lord, but I'm stuck in this mess as well." Alecto sighed and walked out of the room.

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"Great Gods in Heaven, what did I do to deserve this?" Voldemort mumbled as the teenagers sat down around the tree.

"You had me!" Ginny exclaimed loudly. Voldemort moaned as Ginny grabbed a box off of the huge pie of presents. She walked over to her father and held out the gift, "I didn't know what to get you since you're the Dark Lord and everything, but I decided on this."

"Oh?" Voldemort looked up at his daughter's face and then to the present. He carefully grabbed it and opened it. Inside the box was an intricately designed silver ring. The gem in the middle was dark green and surrounded by snakes. Voldemort just stared at it.

"Do you like it, m' Lord?" Nia asked. Ginny stood in front of him looking hopeful that he did.

"Of course. It's wonderful, Ria." Voldemort stood up and hugged his daughter, "Thank you."

"You're welcome, Dad." Ginny hugged him back. Then when they finally let go, she went and grabbed another couple presents. She handed one to Alecto and one to each of the Malfoys.

Alecto opened hers first, finding a ring much like Voldemort's except it was green with a silver gem. Then Lucius and Narcissa opened theirs, finding Locator Necklaces. These necklaces were worn by two people and if need be, they'd always be able to find each other. Trinity opened hers next, showing off a pair of emerald earrings.

Trinity looked at Draco, "Hurry up, Dray! We all wanna see what Retina got you!"

"Nope. I'm opening it later when me and Retina go out for her present. Maybe I'll let you guys know what I get afterwards." Draco smirked.

"Not fair, mate." Theo said, throwing one of his less breakable presents at Draco.

Draco shrugged, "Too bad. Now, I need to get the first half of Retina's present."

"Ooh! What is it?" Ginny asked, hoping he'd tell her.

"You'll have to open it to see what it is!" Draco grabbed a long box from under the tree and handed it to Ginny, "And just to let you know, Retina, the Dark Lord and Dark Lady and my parents are in on this."

"Aww, come on! That's so not fair!" Ginny said as she grabbed the box. She opened the wrapping paper quickly, but when she was opening the box, she was very careful. When she finally got the lid off the box, she went wide-eyed. "Oh my gosh! This is so beautiful!"

Ginny pulled her present out of the box, revealing a long flowing dress. It was a dark green silk dress with tons of beaded art work on the bodice. The most pronounced design was that of two snakes intertwined to make a heart. There were matching black shoes with it. As well as black drop-down earrings in the shape of snakes.

"You like it?" Alecto asked, "Poor Draco nearly had a breakdown when he couldn't figure out what you'd want."

"I absolutely love it!" Ginny flew at Draco, giving him an immense hug, "And I absolutely love you!"

"Glad to hear it." Draco replied, kissing her forehead. "Be ready by four so I can take you for your other present."

"Wouldn't miss it."

A/N: Hey! What do you think? Is it funny, or should I have used a little more comedy in it? I think it turned out pretty good. All my friends that read it anded up rolling on the floor laughing. Also, if you want to see the dress that Draco got Ginny, I might have the link up on my homepage by tomorrow, but i don't know. Let me know in your review if you wanna see the dress. If enough people wanna see it, then I'll definitely make sure I have the link up.

Thanks loads to everyone who reviewed last chapter! I'm glad you liked it!

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