Yoshino stared at the three Shinobi who were supposed to protect her. To the left with a huge long blond ponytail and an attitude was a Shinobi. Or was it a Koniochi, doesn't really matter that person gave of the air of self love. He or She was looking in to the counter staring at their own reflection. The one right next to the gender confused ninja, was a huge fat ass with big bushy red hair, and two purple lines running down his cheek. He was stuffing his face with chips. The one two the fair right was leaning against the wall and looking totally apathetic. He had his hair in a high pony tail though not as long as the blonds. He wore a chunnin vest and a mesh T-shirt. Though still not exactly threatening he gave off more of a ninja air then the gender confused man or the fat ass.
Yoshino looked to the Yellow flash to see if he was kidding. He had a nervous smile on and he kept on glancing towards the clock. She starred at him more to see if he would look at her. And let's face it he was a much better sight to look at then the three body guards.
"Well I got to go…. I'll leave you three to get better acquainted" The yellow flash murmured before leaving the awkwardness as fast as possible. The four teenagers watched him leave enviously. They sat their in awkwardness not wanting to talk. Yoshino stood up and went to the living room. She found her book and sat down and began to read. The three Shinobi stood their stupidly. After about 15 minuets of just sitting their all three of them found something to do.
The Fat ass found a book and also started reading, the two with the pony tail started playing a game of Shoji. The gender confused blond was loosing badly to the brunette. Finally Yoshino got fed up.
Before the blond could fall for an obvious trap Yoshino stopped him. "What the heck are you doing?" She stated.
"What?" The blond said.
"You're doing it wrong!" Yoshino stated moving the blonds hand toward the right move.
"No I'm doing it right, believe me it's all part of my strategy" The blond reassured her.
"Well your strategy is wrong. Your going to loose in less then 4 turns if you do that!" She yelled god that blond was stupid. "And people wonder why the blonds are always the but of the jokes."
"My hair color has nothing to do with my intelligence!"
"Then I have no idea why you are such and idiot."
The blond was about to retort when a voice broke imbetween them. "Shut up both of you. Inoichi, the girls' rights. You Yoshino if you want to loose to me so much you can wait until after I beat Inoichi."
"Excuses me?" Yoshino stated. "Who said I would loose to you?"
"Its easy to see the idiots mistake, don't think your so high and mighty just because you saw it. And anyway Shoji is a man's sport woman can't play" Shikato brushed off.
In this Yoshino moved the blond over and took the opposition of Shikato. She made a move and then Shikato made his move. This went on for 15 more minuets before Yoshino declared "I Won."
Shikato looked down on the bored and gaped. She was right. He hadn't even noticed that pawn! How could she have beaten him? Shikato didn't bother too look up; he could feel the self assured smirk she had on her face. He looked to Chouza; his fat friend was stiffening a laugh behind his book. Inoichi was on the ground rolling in laughter.
"SHE REALLY GOT YOU GOOD SHIKATO!" he yelled as he tried to breath.
"Shut up Inoichi!" Was all Shikato response. So the brunette was Shikato, and the blond Inoichi. What was the red head?
Suddenly the girl turned to Chouza, "uh excuse me but, uh I don't know your name."
"Oh Chouza" The fat shinobi replied.
"OIY YOSHINO, GET YOUR GORGIOUS BUT OUT HERE AND OPEN THIS DOOR!" A voice screamed from the door. Yoshino got up and opened it for Mia. She stopped her friend was wearing a big Bandanna for her T-shirt and tiny short shorts. She had her knee high work boots on and her cowboy hat.
"You know you look like a total cowgirl slut," Said Yoshino, in response Mia smiled.
"My mom made a bunch of Jams for you."
Yoshino let her in, "Well aren't you just a regular Poly Anne." (If you don't get that Pop Culture reference Poo on you!)
"Dam straight I am!" Mia strutted to the kitchen to put the jams away. While she was at the fridge she grabbed out two soda pops, and tossed one to Yoshino. "Work today sucked man, Adam, Joe and Benjamin almost got heat stroke."
"Why? What happened?"
"They decided to have a bailing competition to get ready for the fair in like 4 weeks. You know practice to make sure their still in rhythm to beat the delansky brothers." Mia stated. "Oh while I was cleaning Adam bed room guess what I found?"
"I don't know a Play boy magazine," Yoshino stated. The girls started laughing at this; anybody who knew Adam would know that he would rather spoon out both of his eyes then do something he thought was demeaning towards woman.
"No an engagement ring!" Mia smiled.
"Finally!" Yoshino stated. Adam and his girl friend Lisa had been dating since they were 6. Literally according to Mia's mother, the two met in the play ground and instantly bonded. Love at first sight. "So when do you think he'll pop the question?"
"No idea, probably somewhere private." At this the blond finally noticed the three shinobi standing awkwardly at the door to the living room.
"Mia, these are my 3 stalkers, Chouza, Inoichi, and sexist jackass." Yoshino sighed.
The blond girl gave a shrug and took a swig from her pop, "I always knew city people gave their kids weird names."
Inoichi was cheering in his head Yes hot blond chick finally came!! She was staring at him. She walked up to him as though he was already a good friend. "Hey I think it's so cool that you're a Koniochi. Yeah I know it's out of the blue but I've wanted to talk to one for awhile." Inoichi gaped. He wasn't that feminine looking. Sure he had a pony tail, so did Shikato but nobody ever thought he was a girl. Chouza and Shikato were laughing hard rolling on the floor.
"Thank you, thank you so much for that" Said Shikato as he shook Mia's hand. Mia finally realizing her mistake flushed.
"Oh sorry…" Awkward silence followed this comment.
Chouza smelled something delicious coming to the door. He didn't know what it was but it was mouth watering. He sniffed the air more fervently trying to consume the scent that wafted towards him. He barely notice the two girls role their eyes at him.
"Cho must be coming" They both chimed. And in no time at all, the mouse brown haired girl entered the room. She stepped in to the doorway to promptly drop the basket she had in her hand. Everyone heard the glass pie tin crack on the impact.
Cho panicked, She wasn't expecting Ninja's to be their. Especially not three cute boy ninja's. Yeah Yoshino had told her about the body guards. But Cho assumed they would be cloaked and look serious. With maybe animal mask on like the one's she saw the people come into the restraunt with. Not three cute boys's their age. Cho blushed as she tried to pick up the pieces of her spoiled pie. Her two friends went to go help her right away. Yoshino felt her forehead and Mia started picking up the pieces. They started to bombard Cho with questions.
"Oh my gosh Cho are you all right?"
"You're not sick are you?"
"I told you we should she looked pail yesterday!"
"You should have gone to bed earlier."
"Do you need to go to the doctor?"
"I'm fine you guys," Cho murmured in embarrassment. "I just got startled that's it." Her two friends exchanged glances.
Something must have startled Cho into oblivion because she never dropped pies. Literally never, Yoshino had seen Cho during rush hour on holidays. She could have balanced 7 full pies into the animals that were Mia's brother and still have an extra arm to catch the spoon a toddler was about to drop on the floor. Yoshino stood up to get a rag and Mia went to get the broom. Chouza was the only one of the three Shinobi's to bend down and try to help Cho. Shikato and Inoichi just stood their, Sexist Jack asses!
Chouza had bent down to help the girl out. She was ringing her hands in panic and looked like she was about to cry. "Its all right" He said trying to sound as nice as possible. "I'm sure you can make another pie in no time."
"It's not that, it's just that….well it's a stupid thing really. And you might not get it because you're a shinobi and all but that was my favorite Pie tin and oh I don't know. I brought over a new recipe for my brother coming out party, and it was in the tin. But now the tin is broken and it's all on the ground. And I forgot to write down the recipe and I might not get it just right if it's not in the pan. Cause all my other ones don't cook as perfectly. And oh father will be angry that I broke the best pan and oh gosh I'm rambling on I still need to help you pick up this stupid mess!" The girl breathed, she had said all that with one breath Impressive.
Yoshino stared at the scene in front of her. Chouza and Cho had tried to pick everything up but when they both stood up again they looked at each other and let the broken pieces shatter on the floor. When they both tried to pick it up again their heads bumped. The two reeked awkwardness. Yoshino exchanged a glance with Mia; the two didn't have to say anything. They had just found themselves their own little mission.
Hey everyone it's me the author. I just wanted to note that if you are reading this you should comment. Well you don't have to if you don't want too but I would really appreciate it if you do. And as always if you like this work please read some of my other stories! (oh and if you have any ideas for the story go ahead and post it, or if you have an idea for a new story that would be fantastic!)
