"And this is the grand palace of the compound." Said Edward with a flourish, a grunt and 'accidental' stamp of a heavy metal foot as he shoved roughly passed jade.
"Hum, wow, its lived up to all my expectations," she smirked and thrust ed into a wall with one arm while the other the edge of the door and slammed it hard in Edwards face as she passed through the shaking door frame.
"Brother is that you?" a voice drifted from inside the sparsely decorated apartment.
" Actually I think the preferred term is 'sister' but I am unfortunately if you ever call me such or any of the names your darling little brother has called me you will have the displeasure of seeing your balls eye to eye, so to speak, before they are forcefully pushed down your throat." Jade said absentmindedly as she strode down the narrow featureless hall towards a break in the wall where came Alphonse's voice. She chuckled as the muffled protests of Edward screamed at Al not to go near her and that he WAS NOT SHORT! And the curious reply coming from the room just a few steps away. " I will give you a run for your money Riza Hawkeye." She muttered as an after statement.
Just as she was rounding the corner she heard a loud clap and thump as a door was thrown off its hinges, then something cold and very hard impacted with her cheek, and something very heavy barrelled into her in a flash of gold and red.
Jade grunted and twisted around so that the fur ball that was Edward was now on top of her, then flexed her feet witch were propped on his stomach, Edward saw the position they were in and his eyes widened as his automail froze in its momentum to crush her face. Jade wriggled her toes and cackled slightly, her green eyes blazing manically, then before Edward could scramble for cover, jade catapulted him high into the air, her legs springing her to standing in the blink on an eye and fly kicking the still airborne Edward straight into the living room and crashing down into a kitchen sink on the far side of the room in the tiny kitchen-et.
"brother! What do you think your doing?! You cant hit a girl!" said al coming up behind jade an putting a restraining hand on her shoulder. " you could have seriously hurt her! Now go and help her out of the sink"
"WHAT?!" the elder siblings screamed at the same time
" I AM NOT A GIRL AL!! And neither is she!"
"Sure about that are you? On both counts? Because I am pretty sure I can prove I am female, you on the other hand might find it a little harder to convince anyone you are infact male."