Yoshina screamed, she screamed because she was angry, she screamed because everything in her life was falling apart

"So, um hey Cho what do you want to do?" Asked Chouza nervously, he had never really been on a date before. If you could call it a date, he still wasn't sure what had happened. Cho had come out stunning. Then they started walking, Cho stumbled, Chouza caught her hand with his, and well just didn't feel like letting go. He really liked Cho she was extremely pretty, but he didn't know what to do! He didn't know what to say.

"Sorry, un like my two friends I'm not much of a partyer. I'm not very social." She said, a shade of pink reaching her delicate cheeks.

"Oh no its ok, I guess. I mean of course its OK I'm not saying its bad, its just…I'm not very good at talking." Chouza was rambling. God he was such an ass.

A small smile creped up on her face. It was such a pretty face. Chouza melted on the inside, just a little. "You know you can be funny sometimes, Chouza."

"Really? Thanks."

Mia was in the middle of the dance floor, she was surrounded by hope full boyfriends. She was the queen of the dance floor tonight. No step was out of her reach. Every one around her was aware that she was near them. She was the center the light. And Mia loved every single minute of it.

Yoshino pulled away from the powerful man's grasp. The kiss had been heavenly. But still Yoshino was not some Floozy geisha, Yoshino was someone who had respect. "What do you think you're doing?"

"Um I believe I was kissing a beautiful girl." He said a smirk crossing his extremely handsome face.

Yoshino stuck a finger at his chest, "Flattery will get you castrated, you can't just be like "hey my names zabuza, how are you?" then start making out with a person"

"NO I believe that was just a kiss, but if you wanted me to make out with you I guess I could oblige." Zabuza replied, Yoshino noted with a small blush that his strong arms were still wrapped around her waist.

"Not so fast hot stuff. Lets talk for a while before doing any more fun stuff she said." Finally pulling away from the mist shinobi and heading toward the chairs. Zabuza sat down in a chair that didn't have any other's near it.

"That's great Shark tooth, where am I supoused to sit?" Yoshino stated putting her hands to her hips. Then the mans eyes looked her up and down. With so much longing in them. He looked at her like he was the spoon, and she the only ice cream dish in the world.

"Right here, where else?" He said gesturing to his lap.

"I am not sitting on your lap!" Yoshino turned around to leave, god this guy was a jerk. Something grabbed her and pulled her to his lap.

"No I don't think I'm going to let you go." Zabuza said. Yoshino wasn't sure what to do now. She was sitting on his lap; she could feel his breath on her neck. A part of her wanted him. The other part of her said she would look like a dirty whore.

"uhh," Yoshino needed to say something witty, then quickly evade. But the stupid shinobi lifted his hands to her face and forced her to look her in the eye.

"I get it Yoshino, you want respect. And making out on some guys you barely knows lap will probably cause people not to respect you." Zabuza mused, god he was getting closer to her. Yoshino started breathing heavier.

"You see my predicament." She laughed trying to scoot away. The song changed to a slower tune.

"Then maybe some romantic music will help" Zabuza said leaving the seat and pulling Yoshino behind him to the dance floor.

Shikato had kept an eye on the hot couple. The Demon of the mist seemed too forceful for his own good. And Yoshino didn't look quite so self confident. Shikato still sat in his place. Really it wasn't his place to do anything. Shikato just sat their. He did know that the shinobi was holding her to close for it to be considered a respectable distance.

"Dude, why are you letting that mist shinobi totally steal your women?" A voice asked from behind him. It was Inoichi.

"sigh first off don't call her women, its disrespectful. Second she's not mine to steal." Shikato calmly explained. "I notice your "girl" is no where to be seen why is that?"

"Oh Mia, I decided she's way to much work, I mean look." Inoichi said pointing out the center dance floor. Mia was at the center with a very tall boy who was blushing. Then after a couple of beats another boy stepped in. This happened 8 more times before the end of the song. "Way too much competition. And besides she's got 12 older brothers. Brothers are a pain in the ass, especially older ones."

"So you're in denial that she's to good for you?"

"Shut it, she's not too good for me, she's just too much work."

"Women are work in general. They are all troublesome. Whether you're dating them, talking to them, watching them. Especially if you're married to them." Shikato explained to his dumb ass team mate.

"So you never want to get married?"

"No I'll get married; the need to breed will be the reason for that, its just it'll be a huge pain."

"Man but the breeding is the best part." Grinned the blond.

"You're urge to merge is really freaking me out right now." Shikato said.

"What ever man"

The slow song had ended and another song came on. It was one that Yoshino and her friends knew very well. Suddenly a voice scrams from behind them. "There you are girl, come on." It was Mia and before Yoshino could even say sees you latter to Zabuza, Mia had pulled her away. "Let's go get Cho."

Cho was talking animatedly to Chouza. Mia grabbed her arm. "Sorry Chouza but we are going to steal her away for a while"

Mia then forcefully dragged her two best friends to the middle of the dance floor. "What is it?" Yelled Yoshino over the noise.

"Come on you know this song!!" Mia yelled. Yoshino listened trying to discern the Lyrics.

Hiya Barbie

Hi Ken

Do you wanna go for a ride?

Sure Ken.

Jump in.

"Oh My GOD!!" Screamed Yoshino, this was Barbie girl by Aqua, Yoshino's favorite song. Yoshino, Mia and Cho all started screaming along to the words.

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

"Come on Barbie lets go party." A gruff voice said from behind her. It was Zabuza, who stared at her in vague amusement.

"Oh sorry about that back there! This is just a girls song!" Yoshino said trying to excuess her behavior.

Mia wrapped her arms around Yoshino, "Yeah this is a girl's tune, so scram lover boy!" Zabuza nodded in understanding and left the group.

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

"Oh Mia you are so possessive sometimes" Yoshino blushed.

"HIYAH GIRLZ!" Some one said from behind it was Zack. He was in tight leather pants and a very shiny silver shirt that was only half buttoned.

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

"You're Ken is here to have fun!" Zack said shaking his hips To the rhythm. Cho Yoshino and Mia were ready for the chorus.

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Mia, Yoshino, and Cho sang along to the girl voice and Zack was the man.

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Zabuza was at the side of the dance floor. He was right near Shikato, should Shikato say something? No it wasn't any of his business. He just kept his eye on Yoshino who was dancing, in an unseemly manor.

"Hey what's your problem?" Seethed Zabuza suddenly he was right next to Shikato's face.

"Um I don't have a problem." Shikato said trying to get the demon's face out of his.

"Why are you starring at Yoshino?" Zabuza asked.

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

"I'm not," Shikato sighed, god this was going to be troublesome.

"Yeah I'm not stupid leaf kid; you were watching her the whole time. Since you got here."

"So what's it to you?" Shikato said, he was getting angry, what the hell was this guys problem. Treating Yoshino as if she was property who did this guy think he was?

"I don't like guys who sit back and Stare, especially Leaf Shinobi."

"Hey I don't want a fight." Shikato sighed. He was good at not showing his emotions. He knew that his face looked passive and non revealing.

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Zabuza's face looked the same, but his burned with intensity. "Then don't call it a fight."

"It would be a waste of my time to wipe the floor with your stupid Mist fish face." Shikato stated, that was a threat he wasn't entirely sure he could back up. But hey a Nara never sweats.

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Yoshino stopped dancing for a minute, what was going on over by Zabuza and Shikato? She was going to go and investigate when Mia stopped her, the song wasn't over yet.

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

That was it, Yoshino had to see what was going on, Both Zabuza and Shikato looked angry. She over herd Zabuza speak. "Is that a challenge you little maggot?" He hissed. Ok now was defiantly the time to step in-between the two. Shikato Stood up, he was smaller then the demon of the mist. A lot smaller.

Yoshino ran right smack in the middle of the two Shinobi. She was smaller then both of them. "Hey guys what's going on?" She made her voice acusing making sure they both felt very bad. It worked a little on both of them, they're shoulders reclined slightly.

"Nothing you should concern your self with women." Shikato said trying to push her aside. Yoshino would not be moved.

"Don't call me Women, shinobi. I am your employer. As long as you are protecting me I deserve to know what you're doing and why." She stated glaring down Shikato. He backed away slightly. She wasn't finished, she was just getting started. "And YOU!" yoshino pointed her finger right at Zabuzas chest. "Are acting like I'm your possession. I am a person with my own rights. I don't need you picking my fights for me. I can take care of myself."

"Wow you are really attractive when you're angry do you know that?" Smirked Zabuza God his face was so beautiful.

"Don't change the subject." Snapped Yoshino. "Don't pick fights over me. sigh I know this fight just wasn't about me. There has been a lot of animosity between you're villages, to say the least. But isn't that why you two are here? Two help with the peace, to make sure this is going to last. Yeah you guys might think that this thing every one fussing over is a stupid piece of paper. But its not! Well it is…" Yoshino took one deep breath. "This document is only as strong as how much faith is into it. It's not about if the Yellow flash Sign's it or the Kage's. Its about..It's about…how much the average person believes in it. If the average person thinks it's a hoax.. It will be a hoax. And to get the average person to believe in the documents, you need to be able to put aside your differences. You have to believe those words. And stop trying to fight each other befriend each other. This thing is bigger then any of the three of us. And if we let this fight break out. It will all be for nothing. This thing is to stop all this blood shed. Its un nessisary, do you even know why you're fighting this war in the first place?" She asked looking quizzically at both Shikato and Zabuza.

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Both men had nothing to say to the girl in-between them, "And don't even start getting "holier then thou" on the other nations. I know several atrocities both the leaf and the mist did."

At this Zabuza shifted uncomfortably, Shikato scoffed " Konoha has always obeyed the laws of war."

"It has now?!" Yoshino's voice got very high. "Did you know that Konoha sent a 5 year old boy into the front?" Shikato tried to rebuke. "I don't care if it was his duty. He is 5 years old, he is to young to be seeing people get a kunai in the throat. He should be worried about if his action figures area lost! That stuff leaves perminate damage to the Psyche."

"There is no evidence…"

"The only reason there's no evidence is because nobody's ever stooped that low before." Zabuza snickered. She turned to yell at him.

"You don't have to tell me what horrible things the mists have done. I've been the one doing it for them." Zabuza

Yoshino's eyes glared with a zealous fire. "And do you want to continue?" Her voice was low and almost like a dagger in itself.

Zabuza looked startled, put out by the question, like he never thought he would have a choice. "Well I…no I don't want to continue."

"Then this is why you're here then. To stop it, so nobody else has to go through what you've gone thru. This is not about any of the Kage's. The old might administrate the war, but it's the young who have to fight and die for it. Think about it guys how many of youre comrades seen die in battle. How many of your friends how many of your lovers. SO this all this all this fuss, is about us. Its about us, it's about our future, are childrens future. Heck this place might even decide our grand childrens lives. So don't ruin it with a fist fight." Yoshino finally finished..

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

"BRAVO ANCHOR ANCHOR!!" Clapped Inoichi, he had been sitting their the whole time listening to Yoshino's speech. "Wow Yoshino that was amazing."

" Thank you" Yoshino stated in a mock vow, Shikato and Zabuza were not done taking in the speech they had just herd.

Inoichi cocked his head, "Can I go get you a drink or something?"

Yoshino looked at the blond for minuet. Then to every one surprise Yoshino walked over to Inoichi and hooked her arms into his. " Just follow me."

Inoichi cocked his head back word to look at her ass, then replied, "To the ends of the earth,"