Truth or Dare

A/N: And I'm back with another chapter (woohoo!). I am warning you now, if you are a crazy Lavi fan (like I am), please do not virtually shoot me, because Lavi suffers a lot in the next chapter (nothing angsty or anything like that) but fret not, Lavi will definitely live :D.

PS to people who alerts or updates frequently on my fan fiction: Sorry if I post chapters and suddenly take them down. Some of the following reasons are: grammar fixation, further proof reading, not satisfying my requirements or wrong chapter post. Again I'm sorry if I excited anyone and then later to find out there's nothing there.

UPDATE: Thank you 'brokenheart-edge' for informing that truth serums exist. Well, luckily for me, I don't have to make any changes. Why? Because D. Gray-Man is set in the 19th century, technology was very limited, and yes, they can also have truth serums because Komui is an advance scientist, (lol he builds komulins :D) so that gives me a chance. Lol, VERY complicated setting.

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This game is absolutely out of control. Kanda French kissing Allen? Definitely something Allen is not looking forward to. He panicked uncontrollably, every second his was heart beating faster and faster. Forget about Lenalee's back up escape plan, he's going to make a run for it. In this situation, there was no way he wanted Kanda to kiss him. He hasn't even had his first kiss! Why should he throw it away because of a game of truth or dare?

Allen took a peek at everyone. Lenalee was smirking evilly like she had just dominated the world or something. Kanda looked like he was going to throw Lenalee into a pool of sharks, his nostrils were flaring and his fists trembled immensely. Lavi's face was hard to describe. It looks like he's about to laugh, yet at the same time, he also looked like he was about to cry. Could it be that Lavi was sympathizing for Allen? Oh yeah. Probably after Kanda k-k-kisses him (he shivered at the thought), he's going to dig Allen's grave.

A loud clank echoed in the cafeteria, must be Jerry dropping a pan or something.

Now's Allen's chance.

He made a swift turn, jumping over the table. When his foot landed on the stone floor, his other foot accidentally caught the ledge of the bench, forcing him to fall down. He hit the floor head first.

"Oww..." he whimpered softly.

"What are you running away for?" Lenalee asked, helping Allen to sit back on the bench. He almost fell back down because of all the dizziness he has in his head. He wanted to complain endlessly about Lenalee's crazy idiotic dare, but nothing came out of his mouth. Why does Lenalee want to make Kanda kiss him? She knew well that they hated each other down to the bottom of the earth, but why was she insisting on them doing something intimate? What did Allen do to make Lenalee do this? Questions flowed in his head like blood gushing out. There are too many unanswered things he wanted to know, he needed to know.

"We're waiting..." Lenalee said tapping her foot impatiently, staring straight into Kanda's bloodshot eyes.

He huffed aggressively. "I'm not gay," he said calmly, even though everyone knew he's controlling his temper as much as he can.

"Who said you need to be gay to kiss a guy? All I ask is you to kiss Allen. You don't have to change anything after that," Lenalee responded, with no fear present in her voice. Kanda looked disbelievingly at Lenalee.

"Forget it. I'm not doing it," He declared, trying to end all conversation. Lenalee shrugged, not one word was affecting her.

She took a deep breath. "Brother! Kanda touched my thigh!" Lenalee shouted.

"I did no--!"

A loud rumble shook the floor, interrupting Kanda's sentence.

It grew louder, the whole cafeteria shaking from the sudden crushing sounds coming from floor. A few seconds later, the stone wall beside the main door exploded into millions of little pieces. As the dust began to fade away, it revealed a large robotic looking machine, with a person wearing a beret and glasses standing on top of it.

"KANDAAAAA!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR SICK PERVERTED HANDS OFF MY PRECIOUS BABY LENALEE!!!!!!!!" Komui shouted across the cafeteria, darting towards Kanda.

"Shit!"

Kanda jumped off the table and sprinted away as if there was no tomorrow-- maybe because there was no tomorrow for Kanda.

"DON'T THINK YOU'RE GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!" Komui yelled, jumping back on komoulin and dashing after him.

Allen gaped at Lenalee. He knew Lenalee can be evil at times, but he never knew how life threatening she could be. To drive Kanda away, that must be something. She sighed, resting her hand on top of the bottle.

"We temporarily lost our best player. How depressing," Lenalee pouted.

In Allen's head, he was dancing in circles.

She spun the bottle and awkwardly, it stopped at herself. She giggled loudly, her shrilly voice sending chills up Allen's and Lavi's spin.

"I pick truth," she answered, slowly calming down.

Allen looked at Lavi. He was already thinking for him, thankfully. Allen predicted that Lavi must've of been thinking about ways to take his revenge on Lenalee, ever since the slapping issue.

"Alright. If you were to give a blow job, would you swallow or spit?" Lavi smirked enormously.

Allen choked on his own saliva, coughing consecutively from the shocking question Lavi asked.

Lenalee blushed, deep shades of pink emerging from her cheeks. "I would say... I'd swallow...," she squeaked, feeling really embarrassed on what she had just said. Lavi slammed his hand on the table.

"WOAH! Lenalee! If I've known, I would've already asked you to suck my—"

"LAVI!" Allen yelled, clasping his ears shut, "I'm not hearing anything!" he convinced himself poorly. Lenalee blushed even more, trying to hide her face.

"Just kidding! But I tell you, that's a major turn on. Finding out that some one is into that!" Lavi said, stretching his arms out.

Great. Now Allen knows two things Lavi's into.

"Spin the bottle sucker! Lavi whooped.

Allen always believed that 'sucker' was an insult. Now he couldn't be more disgusted to ever use that word again.

"Allen, Truth or Dare?" Lenalee queried. Allen was startled to find out it was already his turn.

"D-da—T-Truth" Allen stuttered, changing his mind the very last minute.

"Same question as Lenalee's," Lavi said, right after Allen spoke.

Again he choked on his saliva.

"Lavi! Can't you see I'm a boy! I can't answer a question like that!" Allen cried.

"Doesn't matter, just answer bean sprout," Lavi addressed Allen by his nickname.

"It's Allen!"

"Just answer it!"

"Swallow!"

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Before Allen could correct his mistaken impulse, he had already collapsed dead onto the ground from his own words.

"Umm... I'm not sure whether to be turned on or not," Lavi smiled sheepishly.

Wow! Now that's two fetishes that our not-so-innocent-anymore Allen likes! Everyone's spilling the beans; it makes me wonder what I should make them spit out next! So sad that Kanda had to miss all the fun, too bad he had to run for his life.

NOTE: THERE ARE NO HINTS OF LAVI X LENALEE IN THIS FAN FIC. It's just a guy's thing for a woman to like such a naughty thing ;).

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